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re: The perineum

Posted on 8/12/25 at 9:12 am to
Posted by lsugorilla
PNW
Member since Sep 2009
6361 posts
Posted on 8/12/25 at 9:12 am to
Oh man. When you have warm water coming out the bidet hammering on your perineum.

It’s no surprise bidets are so popular.

It’s like a man pissing on your perineum in the comfort of your own home.
This post was edited on 8/12/25 at 9:33 am
Posted by msap9020
Texas
Member since Feb 2015
2086 posts
Posted on 8/12/25 at 9:47 am to
quote:

It’s like a man pissing on your perineum in the comfort of your own home.


Posted by IAmNERD
Member since May 2017
23458 posts
Posted on 8/12/25 at 9:48 am to
Taint quite the nuts. Taint quite the a-hole.
Posted by deltaland
Member since Mar 2011
99837 posts
Posted on 8/12/25 at 11:22 am to
quote:

went to a nursery with my dad and told him mom said she wanted some perineums to plant at the house. He had the folks working at the nursery going around asking each other if they had perineums. One of them googled it and told him, I thought he was going to punch me.



solid prank
Posted by deltaland
Member since Mar 2011
99837 posts
Posted on 8/12/25 at 11:41 am to
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It can cause a "rare, but serious infection of the perineum"


Remember to screen your tween


protect your taint before ya can’t
This post was edited on 8/12/25 at 11:42 am
Posted by Redbone
my castle
Member since Sep 2012
20499 posts
Posted on 8/12/25 at 12:49 pm to
quote:

perineum
perineum? Whats a perineum? Where is it located? Can you link a picture for reference?
Posted by SallysHuman
Lady Palmetto Bug
Member since Jan 2025
12343 posts
Posted on 8/12/25 at 12:55 pm to
quote:

This thread taint worth a shite


Posted by wallowinit
Louisiana
Member since Dec 2006
16983 posts
Posted on 8/12/25 at 1:36 pm to
quote:

The prime piece of real estate between anus town and scrotum ville


Ummm…




You’re female, right?


Or homo.
Posted by wallowinit
Louisiana
Member since Dec 2006
16983 posts
Posted on 8/12/25 at 1:40 pm to
quote:

It’s like a man pissing on your perineum in the comfort of your own home

dafuq?

It sounds like you know what this is like from personal experience.

Posted by pwejr88
Red Stick
Member since Apr 2007
37451 posts
Posted on 8/12/25 at 2:00 pm to
Google ‘perineum sunning’ and read the superhero power it gives you.
Thor mode engaged
Posted by Redbone
my castle
Member since Sep 2012
20499 posts
Posted on 8/12/25 at 2:34 pm to
quote:

quote:
It’s like a man pissing on your perineum in the comfort of your own home

dafuq?

It sounds like you know what this is like from personal experience.
Yeah, that sounds kinda weird even if a female wrote it.

Plumb queer if a dude wrote it.
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