the OTs traditional Christmas Eve eve favorite Christmas song thread

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Twas the night before Christmas, And on the OT
Not a poster was posting, Of course, ‘cept for me

Reflecting on posters, All throughout the year
And then without warning, My eye, came a tear

Meatloaf is pregnant, So why’s Aspy bitching
fr33man is reading, his wonk eye a twitching

Skillet delivers, Vows never to cheat us
On wife number 4, Type 2 diabeetus

Owlfan’s not funny, But don’t tell him that
Walt likes his drinking, Those two like to spat

Glassman is up late, Viagra won’t fail
His gift to NoHo, Is a roofie cocktail

Paige’s apartment, Friend’s hub and don’t care
There’s puke on the floor, And her feet in the air

Group called the midgits, They formed in our midst
Posting from Bogies, Their pictures of tits

Longhorn their leader, His talent is rare
Bitching and moaning, But swears he don’t care

Hose and SOS, Their humor is slight
JBeam says he’s black, But I swear he’s white

PJ drunk posting, Go Chris was the martyr
Packing 10 inches, But still lost his daughter

Watch out for Wiki, The lifestyler type
He won’t bang your lady, He’ll watch you on skype

And Boosie and Max, Back in the lunch thread
Comparing sex notes, About G4 in bed

Rag is a stirring, The pot full of rumor
And winkface cannot find, The least bit of humor

Love story spawning, HC and the Boo
Reminds me of Meatcuz, Sifting through The Poo

Who wants to meet up, with Rouge in a bar
One word of advice, Just drive your own car

Jake keeps a posting, Some think he is gay
But he’s the one pwning, Posts…300K

Bama and Beer now, So wants to be cool
He posts pics of skank chicks, Rubbers for his tool

Speaking of chick threads, I think chinhoyang
Typing with left hand, In right hand, his wang

Jonesy and LL, His gift a tongue ring
Now when she licks bung, Ole Jonesy he sing

Nurse she got married, B is the dude’s name
He saw her barefoot, And yet he still came

George and his tier ranks, Done by committee
Tier one is awesome, Tier fail is shitty

Bushmaster kills things, Mapguy he makes maps
Alexa posts nude pics, Berg sees, then he faps

Redneck is redneck, Bilj has the clout
Honkus my name bro, Mikey no pull out

Pectus is nerdy, He no have the sex
Teechur has been banned, Valsdad is her ex

Pumpkins and punkin, They both are a Miss
One has the tattoos, One cheating French kiss

31 Always, Wrassle threads of fame
Calling all bitches, Out for being lame

When In Rome started, A little bit rocky
Got her some hardleg, And now she all cocky

Speaking of hardleg, This one for the win
Stacy is Spicy, For old Yellowfin

Gump I Love Bama, and BBMcgee
Tongued alphabet, only made it to C

Lester Earl asking, a bunchie to make
Tino does work now, hg is no fake

Then there’s OT vets , Rebel, Uncle Stu
Iona, Volbutch, And mornin’ to you

What about admins, Keep a strong pimp hand
They whack nasty posts, Without reason ban

On Rummy, On Ice Cold, On Old Tiger Fred
On Byte Me, Circus Child, They all have big heads

Without this website, our smiles would now droop
The workday would drag, and no posting while poop

Thank God for Chicken, for giving this site
He is our Santa, OT gift wrapped tight

Tonight let’s be happy, And not fuss or fight
Merry Christmas to all…and to all…A Good Night!

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"The poster"? It was fricking posted today. Don't act like you don't remember

Give festus his credit

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