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re: The married and not having sex check in thread

Posted on 7/17/24 at 2:10 pm to
Posted by GreenRockTiger
vortex to the whirlpool of despair
Member since Jun 2020
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Posted on 7/17/24 at 2:10 pm to
quote:

I did yard work today, fully expect my wife to drop everything she is doing and blow me on the spot. I am all that is man.
please take a shower first
Posted by Aspercel
Member since Jan 2009
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Posted on 7/17/24 at 2:12 pm to
I think he has a crush on me :blush:
Posted by Slagathor
Makin' jokes about your teeny tiny
Member since Jul 2007
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Posted on 7/17/24 at 2:14 pm to
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I didn't expect to see 9 pages of internet dudes


if you were looking for bad faith and strawman arguments and/or sweeping generalizations you have come to the right place


Posted by WaterLink
Baton Rouge
Member since Sep 2015
19688 posts
Posted on 7/17/24 at 2:15 pm to
We're only approaching 4 years so I can't speak for 15-20+ year marriage folk. But we still do it just about every day, sometimes multiple times if we have time during our kid's nap or in the morning. Exceptions are if the crimson tide is in town or one of us is sick. Also if we're visiting her parents who live out of state
Posted by FinleyStreet
Member since Aug 2011
8000 posts
Posted on 7/17/24 at 2:16 pm to
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other words, if a woman won’t frick you, it’s your fault. Do better. Step up. Be the man she deserves . It’s pretty neat the way feminine assumptions always hold men responsible for the behavior of women.


See, you are clearly taking this personally which means you give mediocre weinerings on your best day.

Best of luck in your future fricks. Sounds like you need it.
Posted by notiger1997
Metairie
Member since May 2009
60806 posts
Posted on 7/17/24 at 2:16 pm to
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Also if we're visiting her parents who live out of state


Put her face in a pillow and hit that. Don’t be scared is her dad.
Posted by dyslexiateechur
Louisiana
Member since Jan 2009
34446 posts
Posted on 7/17/24 at 2:16 pm to
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Whenever me and the Mrs. get crossways, I read one of these threads and remind myself our relationship ain't so bad.


Funny, I do the same thing.

The OT makes me love and appreciate DW even more.
Posted by GreenRockTiger
vortex to the whirlpool of despair
Member since Jun 2020
53586 posts
Posted on 7/17/24 at 2:17 pm to
quote:

I think he has a crush on me :blush:
jizzle? Fo shizzle!
Posted by madamsquirrel
The big somewhere out there
Member since Jul 2009
53522 posts
Posted on 7/17/24 at 2:20 pm to
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mediocre weinerings
nothing less than exquisite weinerings is acceptable
Posted by WaterLink
Baton Rouge
Member since Sep 2015
19688 posts
Posted on 7/17/24 at 2:23 pm to
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Don’t be scared is her dad.


Funny story, last time we were there our kid woke up kinda early so I took him to the living room to let the wife sleep in a little, her dad was already up watching TV and he straight up offered to watch him if I wanted to go back to bed with her Her dad's cool, she's the one that's weirded out by doing it at her parents house. I don't force the issue, usually by the time we get back home there's a lot of tension and we make up for lost time
Posted by Hondo Blacksheep
Member since Jul 2022
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Posted on 7/17/24 at 2:25 pm to
Totally teasing GRT! Have a great day.
Posted by GreenRockTiger
vortex to the whirlpool of despair
Member since Jun 2020
53586 posts
Posted on 7/17/24 at 2:26 pm to
Ok ….
Posted by Lsupimp
Ersatz Amerika-97.6% phony & fake
Member since Nov 2003
84097 posts
Posted on 7/17/24 at 2:33 pm to
quote:

See, you are clearly taking this personally which means you give mediocre weinerings on your best day.


Classy .I am just pointing out what many others have pointed out, that our feminist assumptions make men responsible for women’s behavior. EVERYTHING, even a woman who chooses not to have sex with her husband, is ultimately laid at his feet. Just check this thread. It’s just women saying yeah if he doesn’t get it, it’s his fault. Always shifting responsibility for her decisions and behavior onto him.It’s so knee jerk at this point, you don’t even realize you are doing it.

quote:

Best of luck in your future fricks. Sounds like you need it.


Didn’t consider you were a chick until I read this. Although the intended playground girl shaming of saying I can’t frick properly should have been the tipoff.Argue better. Be better.

Posted by dukke v
PLUTO
Member since Jul 2006
213703 posts
Posted on 7/17/24 at 2:33 pm to
You don’t want to know long it’s been for me….
Posted by Aspercel
Member since Jan 2009
114227 posts
Posted on 7/17/24 at 2:36 pm to
I’m sure this works better for you in person, rather than in writing where it can be read more than once

But you are clearly pretty good at it, judging by what you tell us.
Posted by Aspercel
Member since Jan 2009
114227 posts
Posted on 7/17/24 at 2:37 pm to
That’s a medical reason.
Posted by Slagathor
Makin' jokes about your teeny tiny
Member since Jul 2007
38753 posts
Posted on 7/17/24 at 2:37 pm to
quote:

I am just pointing out what many others have pointed out, that our feminist assumptions make men responsible for women’s behavior. EVERYTHING, even a woman who chooses not to have sex with her husband, is ultimately laid at his feet. Just check this thread. It’s just women saying yeah if he doesn’t get it, it’s his fault. Always shifting responsibility for her decisions and behavior onto him.


I was joking about it being transactional... this whole thing is the chicken and egg scenario with few posters willing to put down defensiveness in an attempt to see other perspectives.

Can both sides not lay out their needs without assigning blame and rancor?
Posted by Lsupimp
Ersatz Amerika-97.6% phony & fake
Member since Nov 2003
84097 posts
Posted on 7/17/24 at 2:38 pm to
You’re right, we don’t. But you have a reason and you are noble to stand by your woman. Health issues and abuse of any kind are exceptions to sex obligations.
Posted by X123F45
Member since Apr 2015
28752 posts
Posted on 7/17/24 at 2:39 pm to
Honest asnwer, we had sex too many times last week. And then none this week.

My balls are either crainbaisens or plums..
Posted by Aspercel
Member since Jan 2009
114227 posts
Posted on 7/17/24 at 2:40 pm to
I’m still waiting for a ruling on grass. I need one fast bc there’s a cancellation fee.
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