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re: The lottery is a tax on people who aren't good at math

Posted on 1/9/16 at 8:03 am to
Posted by NOFOX
New Orleans
Member since Jan 2014
10128 posts
Posted on 1/9/16 at 8:03 am to
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But you know, 800 million. Might as well go waste all my disposable income on something I will never win.


If an occasional $2-100 actual depletes your disposable income in any significant way, you are bad at life.
This post was edited on 1/9/16 at 8:04 am
Posted by ChineseBandit58
Pearland, TX
Member since Aug 2005
49529 posts
Posted on 1/9/16 at 8:11 am to
The lottery represents one of the very few moral uncertainties I have.

FIrst - I think it is an abomination - especially if the government actively promotes it.

However - I do love when stupid people pay taxes voluntarily

so
Posted by ChineseBandit58
Pearland, TX
Member since Aug 2005
49529 posts
Posted on 1/9/16 at 8:16 am to
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At least one motherfricker is going to be able to afford a kick arse math tutor in the near future.

Now THERE is an idea I hadn't thought of!!

Maybe I should make a kick-arse business card and hand it out at the presentation ceremony!!

Posted by Yewkindewit
Near Birmingham, Alabama
Member since Apr 2012
21860 posts
Posted on 1/9/16 at 8:28 am to
So, you are saying there is a chance........yeeesssss, yessssssssss!
Posted by Cheesy Beaver
Kenna brah
Member since Dec 2014
4424 posts
Posted on 1/9/16 at 8:35 am to
quote:

probably don't have a lot of disposable income if shelling out $2 for a ticket puts a dent in your wallet.
being a full time SJW pays well only in principle.
Posted by TigerMan02
Member since Dec 2007
891 posts
Posted on 1/9/16 at 8:40 am to
Haha
Posted by Rickety Cricket
Premium Member
Member since Aug 2007
46883 posts
Posted on 1/9/16 at 8:42 am to
The worst part is the poors taking forever to check out because they need to get fifty tickets.
Posted by Hammertime
Will trade dowsing rod for titties
Member since Jan 2012
43031 posts
Posted on 1/9/16 at 8:47 am to
One chance is better than no chance Mr Math Wizard
Posted by Cheesy Beaver
Kenna brah
Member since Dec 2014
4424 posts
Posted on 1/9/16 at 8:50 am to
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You only have $2 of disposable income? You have bigger problems than people playing the lottery then.
I'm more of an asset with a risk adjusted yield kind of guy. Some people like their 1 in 45 million chances and some people aren't retarded. Go figure.
Posted by Cheesy Beaver
Kenna brah
Member since Dec 2014
4424 posts
Posted on 1/9/16 at 8:53 am to
Posted by Walking the Earth
Member since Feb 2013
17458 posts
Posted on 1/9/16 at 8:55 am to
We're all going to really regret not having that 2 bucks compunded after 30 years.
Posted by 13SaintTiger
Isle of Capri
Member since Sep 2011
18407 posts
Posted on 1/9/16 at 8:56 am to
Why did you link a UK article? This lottery is for America you twat
Posted by Walking the Earth
Member since Feb 2013
17458 posts
Posted on 1/9/16 at 8:57 am to
Also, a master of probability should probably realize that the chances of winning are a lot less than 1 in howevermanymillion.

It's not 800 million or bust.
Posted by SlowFlowPro
With populists, expect populism
Member since Jan 2004
476775 posts
Posted on 1/9/16 at 8:58 am to
yeah i just ran it through a calculator. $30 at 10% APR over 30 years is $523.48
Posted by lsuhunt555
Teakwood Village Breh
Member since Nov 2008
39015 posts
Posted on 1/9/16 at 9:00 am to
If $2 is putting you in a bind, there isn't much I can tell you.
Posted by ell_13
Member since Apr 2013
87997 posts
Posted on 1/9/16 at 9:01 am to
Don't forget inflation. $500 in 30 years could be anywhere from $50 to $200 in todays money.
Posted by stout
Porte du Lafitte
Member since Sep 2006
182389 posts
Posted on 1/9/16 at 9:03 am to
Someone woke up needing to feed their insecurities this morning.
Posted by Hammertime
Will trade dowsing rod for titties
Member since Jan 2012
43031 posts
Posted on 1/9/16 at 9:05 am to
Big money heavyweight baw. Taking that to the boat and turning it into $800 million with his superior mathing abilities
Posted by PepaSpray
Adamantium Membership
Member since Aug 2012
11080 posts
Posted on 1/9/16 at 9:08 am to
The drive up to the place while fantasizing is a high well worth the 2bucks.
Posted by SlowFlowPro
With populists, expect populism
Member since Jan 2004
476775 posts
Posted on 1/9/16 at 9:09 am to
i just love the leeway i get to be a dick to people b/c then i say "i'm winning the powerball this weekend" and everyone understands
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