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re: The hypocrisy that are airport bathrooms

Posted on 4/5/18 at 8:12 am to
Posted by lsunurse
Member since Dec 2005
129146 posts
Posted on 4/5/18 at 8:12 am to
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Women get an automatic seat cleaner/liner


What airport bathroom is that at? Never seen that in any of the recent women's airport bathrooms I've been in.
Posted by 50_Tiger
Arlington TX
Member since Jan 2016
43551 posts
Posted on 4/5/18 at 8:13 am to
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Women get an automatic seat cleaner/liner and men have to sit on the warm seat from the guy before them.

It is discrimination!!! #menumbertwo



Do you Admirals Club baw?
Posted by jennyjones
New Orleans Saints Fan
Member since Apr 2006
10000 posts
Posted on 4/5/18 at 8:17 am to
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Just walk in the women’s. Today’s society, they can’t tell you anything.


Ahh.now it makes sense.
I was wondering how people knew about both gender's bathroom conditions.
Posted by jennyjones
New Orleans Saints Fan
Member since Apr 2006
10000 posts
Posted on 4/5/18 at 8:18 am to
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you need to take care of business at home


Easier said than done. You must not be a frequent flyer baw.
Posted by TH03
Mogadishu
Member since Dec 2008
172004 posts
Posted on 4/5/18 at 8:20 am to
If OP was a frequent flier, he'd have club access. Those bathrooms are nicer and cleaner without a mess of people in them.
This post was edited on 4/5/18 at 8:21 am
Posted by BobRoss
Member since Jun 2014
1725 posts
Posted on 4/5/18 at 8:22 am to
I had to take a dump at an international airport in the middle east. Grossest bathroom I've ever been in. water all over the floor
Posted by jennyjones
New Orleans Saints Fan
Member since Apr 2006
10000 posts
Posted on 4/5/18 at 8:23 am to
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If OP was a frequent flier, he'd have club access.


I wasn't replying to the OP baw

Speaking of that, I fly often but don't get the miles because a third party books my flights. Club access sounds intriguing
This post was edited on 4/5/18 at 8:27 am
Posted by Mike da Tigah
Bravo Romeo Lima Alpha
Member since Feb 2005
61883 posts
Posted on 4/5/18 at 8:25 am to
Just line it with toilet paper
Posted by S
RIP Wayde
Member since Jan 2007
173774 posts
Posted on 4/5/18 at 8:25 am to
AEX has tGOAT TP.

Also, fly private.
Posted by latech15
Member since Aug 2015
1291 posts
Posted on 4/5/18 at 8:27 am to
This is the OT. Put it on autopilot and use the bathroom in your private jet.
Posted by BillBrosky
Your wife's back door
Member since Mar 2012
2732 posts
Posted on 4/5/18 at 8:32 am to
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The men’s restrooms usually have seat liners available in the stalls...


Are you sure that little sign on the entrance doesn't have a 'wo' in front?
Posted by LSUballs
P.A.I.G
Member since Feb 2008
40387 posts
Posted on 4/5/18 at 8:36 am to
If not shitting in the Skyclub, search out a Family/handicap person bathroom. These are large, single hole shitters with frequent janitorial services and locking doors. Just exit prepared to walk with sever limp and have a prepared speech impediment in the event you are met with resistance from airport personnel, mothers with infants, or those with actual physical deformities.
Posted by BillBrosky
Your wife's back door
Member since Mar 2012
2732 posts
Posted on 4/5/18 at 8:38 am to
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Just exit prepared to walk with sever limp


I do this when I park at the gas pumps to go in and get a six-pack.
Posted by S
RIP Wayde
Member since Jan 2007
173774 posts
Posted on 4/5/18 at 8:50 am to
Precisely.
Posted by TeddyPadillac
Member since Dec 2010
30750 posts
Posted on 4/5/18 at 8:56 am to
I have shite in a public restroom maybe 5 times in my life.

It boggles my mind that every airport bathroom i've ever been in is littered with guys blowing their butthole out. There are no other bathrooms on the planet that consistently have fart noises coming out of them all the time like an airport bathroom.

Posted by BillBrosky
Your wife's back door
Member since Mar 2012
2732 posts
Posted on 4/5/18 at 9:01 am to
quote:

There are no other bathrooms on the planet that consistently have fart noises coming out of them all the time like an airport bathroom.


Do you not ballparks, brah?
Posted by crazy4lsu
Member since May 2005
40038 posts
Posted on 4/5/18 at 9:07 am to
The best airport bathrooms I've used were at Heathrow. They had doors that went down all the way instead of those stall doors.
Posted by soccerfüt
Location: A Series of Tubes
Member since May 2013
76175 posts
Posted on 4/5/18 at 9:08 am to
Posted by TheDeathValley
Louisiana
Member since Sep 2010
20783 posts
Posted on 4/5/18 at 9:17 am to
I shite on the floor.
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