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re: The government’s keeping track of what people get stuck in their butts —

Posted on 12/26/25 at 3:42 pm to
Posted by saintsfan1977
Arkansas, from Cajun country
Member since Jun 2010
10355 posts
Posted on 12/26/25 at 3:42 pm to
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Anybody else thinking about going down to the ER to try and pick up chicks?

Most of those aren't chicks.
Posted by BOSCEAUX
Where the Down Boys go.
Member since Mar 2008
52413 posts
Posted on 12/26/25 at 3:57 pm to
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While no judgments of course why would anyone need a 2 foot sex toy?


I’m guessing double ended like Requiem for a Dream.
Posted by JEC119
Alabama
Member since Apr 2024
2350 posts
Posted on 12/26/25 at 4:45 pm to
Was there any truth to the 1000 ways to die episode of the guy who was in the hospital for shoving a shampoo bottle up his arse dying….

Because he taped a bunch of thermometers together he found and shoved them up his arse and got mercury poisoning.
Posted by RanchoLaPuerto
Jena
Member since Aug 2023
2159 posts
Posted on 12/26/25 at 4:48 pm to
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Film canister


35 mm: meh.

Movie film canister: Impressive.
This post was edited on 12/26/25 at 4:49 pm
Posted by deltaland
Member since Mar 2011
102759 posts
Posted on 12/26/25 at 5:23 pm to
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Light bulb, glass side first (The bulb “got sucked up” due to “suction effect.”)


Yikes, if that had busted


quote:

Shampoo bottle (Reason given: “slipped in the shower.”)



Liar



quote:

Shampoo bottle (Reason given: “was bored.”)


Not a liar
Posted by bad93ex
Walnut Cove
Member since Sep 2018
36164 posts
Posted on 12/26/25 at 5:24 pm to
Perfect role for Pete Buttigieg.
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