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The Catholic Church Releases New App for Sinners: SINDR (confess NOW)

Posted on 11/22/16 at 4:25 pm
Posted by theunknownknight
Baton Rouge
Member since Sep 2005
57259 posts
Posted on 11/22/16 at 4:25 pm
Yes it's real.

LINK

Looking forward to the hacks and trolls.
Posted by bencoleman
RIP 7/19
Member since Feb 2009
37887 posts
Posted on 11/22/16 at 4:40 pm to
Great idea. I'm going to start the Protestant site. Send in your prayers and I'll make sure God gets it. Oh and a 10 dollar handling fee
Posted by ihometiger
Member since Dec 2013
12475 posts
Posted on 11/22/16 at 4:41 pm to
Can't wait to read about all the old ladies who have confessed on this app when its hacked by the Chinese or a 13 year old who then releases it for the world to read.

Posted by theunknownknight
Baton Rouge
Member since Sep 2005
57259 posts
Posted on 11/22/16 at 4:43 pm to
Over/under on when it's reported the FBI confiscated info from this?
Posted by G Vice
Lafayette, LA
Member since Dec 2006
12912 posts
Posted on 11/22/16 at 4:43 pm to
You can call it the iTilton or iSwag app.
Posted by Amazing Moves
Member since Jan 2014
6044 posts
Posted on 11/22/16 at 4:45 pm to
What a joke.
Posted by VABuckeye
Naples, FL
Member since Dec 2007
35486 posts
Posted on 11/22/16 at 4:47 pm to
Dammit. I had this idea 6 years ago. Instant confession.
Posted by agdoctor
Louisiana
Member since Dec 2004
3142 posts
Posted on 11/22/16 at 4:49 pm to
If any of you could read you would see all it does is direct you to a church that is hearing confessions by using the GPS.
Posted by theunknownknight
Baton Rouge
Member since Sep 2005
57259 posts
Posted on 11/22/16 at 4:50 pm to
quote:

If any of you could read...


lulz
This post was edited on 11/22/16 at 4:51 pm
Posted by LSUBFA83
Member since May 2012
3321 posts
Posted on 11/22/16 at 4:58 pm to
quote:

If any of you could read you would see all it does is direct you to a church that is hearing confessions


This. No need to start nailing anything to doors yet.
Posted by bigberg2000
houston, from chalmette
Member since Sep 2005
70024 posts
Posted on 11/22/16 at 5:00 pm to
quote:

If any of you could read you would see all it does is direct you to a church that is hearing confessions by using the GPS.



exactly. Nothing to see here.

unless there is more to the story after the first couple of lines of that article.
Posted by Brummy
Central, LA
Member since Oct 2009
4497 posts
Posted on 11/22/16 at 5:03 pm to
quote:

Over/under on when it's reported the FBI confiscated info from this?

Would this be considered privileged communication?
Posted by Amazing Moves
Member since Jan 2014
6044 posts
Posted on 11/22/16 at 5:09 pm to
Confessions are the real joke.
Posted by LSUTigersVCURams
Member since Jul 2014
21940 posts
Posted on 11/22/16 at 5:24 pm to
bullshite. An Ap can't grant absolution.
Posted by Moustache
GEAUX TIGERS
Member since May 2008
21556 posts
Posted on 11/22/16 at 5:28 pm to
quote:

bullshite. An Ap can't grant absolution.



Do you frickers not read anything beyond the headline? All the app does is direct you to the nearest church offering confession or mass at that time based on your GPS location.
Posted by La Cucaracha
Lafayette
Member since Oct 2016
383 posts
Posted on 11/22/16 at 5:30 pm to
That's up there with the mobile confession unit.
Posted by Y.A. Tittle
Member since Sep 2003
101312 posts
Posted on 11/22/16 at 5:31 pm to
quote:

Confessions are the real joke.


EDGEEEEE!!!!
Posted by fishfighter
RIP
Member since Apr 2008
40026 posts
Posted on 11/22/16 at 5:41 pm to
quote:

Dammit. I had this idea 6 years ago. Instant confession.


I had this idea about 30 years ago and do my confession every morning when I give thanks to our Good Lord.

I feel I don't need to confess to a man for my sins. And yes, I'm Catholic, or something like that.
Posted by Stexas
SWLA
Member since May 2013
5992 posts
Posted on 11/22/16 at 5:46 pm to
I think the over/under on # of pedo and atheist jokes about imaginary friends we call God should be around 7/8 in this thread...
Posted by Stexas
SWLA
Member since May 2013
5992 posts
Posted on 11/22/16 at 5:48 pm to
quote:

I feel I don't need to confess to a man for my sins. And yes, I'm Catholic, or something like that.



Does not compute...
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