The 50 most weird items left behind in an Uber

Uber lost and found
1. Frontal hair toupee
2. Hot sauce and a breathalyzer
3. I left a leaf in your car that’s much needed
4. Two containers with spiders in them
5. A Beyoncé fold up fan
6. A tray of meat pie
7. Ceramic cat
8. Jar of oysters
9. A personalized blanket with a picture of me and my dog
10. Small rat skeleton prop
11. Candle that says ‘See you in court’
12. A fake tooth / retainer (it’s a really small plastic piece with a fake tooth in it)
13. Gray tub of surgical implants
14. Police-grade handcuffs
15. My live pet animal turtle
16. Waist beads and a burrito steamer
17. I left expensive blueberries that are special that I need that the store is completely out of. There’s two packages that I absolutely need.
18. My girlfriend’s pregnant pills
19. Small box containing a gnome.
20. Standup paddleboard paddle
21. Painting from SeaWorld. It was wrapped up in a roll and I love it.
22. A playbill from the Spamalot show at the Kennedy Center
23. My robot
24. Benihana garlic butter
25. Contraceptive Plan B from Costco and a BaBylissPRO massager machine
26. A panic button
27. A spear and a furry fox tail
28. Taylor Swift autograph. Framed!!!!
29. Fart sensor
30. Bravo Con wristband
31. A #bestdayever foam sign
32. 3 feathers
33. Fake butt
34. Poster of Hillary Clinton
35. Panty liner and 1000 bucks. That’s all I can remember
36. Some lotion or my thong
37. Meditation crystals
38. Undergarments, bread, pack of ham and mayo
39. Cardboard cut out panda
40. Street sign saying ‘She’s drunk’ and a picture frame
41. My father’s beard softener
42. Big sentimental carrying jug
43. Paternity test
44. WWE championship belt
45. Harry Potter wand engraved with name ‘Alexander’
46. Large sticker with a dancing cartoon cat that says ‘Spanky Fest’ on it
47. I might have left my garden fence in the trunk.
48. Jeep Liberty engine. Please call me
49. I lost my wizard woman
50. Three Japanese ceramic decorative cats – one gold, one black and one pink. All fist-sized.

Edit- change to most weird, holy he’ll y’all are crazy.