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The #1 goal when sleeping in a hotel

Posted on 5/17/17 at 12:17 am
Posted by LakeViewLSU
Baton Rouge
Member since Jun 2009
17730 posts
Posted on 5/17/17 at 12:17 am
Block out all lights.

- Any gaps in the window covers ( Use Ironing board )
- Cover TV and other electronic lights
- Cover Smoke alarm flashing light
- Disconnect alarm clock and toss it.
- Gaps in door and key hole.
- Cover numbers on Air Cond.
Posted by SlowEasyConfident
Member since Nov 2015
6650 posts
Posted on 5/17/17 at 12:18 am to
Bring a box fan.. can't sleep without it
Posted by MMauler
Primary This RINO Traitor
Member since Jun 2013
24753 posts
Posted on 5/17/17 at 12:19 am to
You must have one ugly f*cking wife.
Posted by Shepherd
Member since Nov 2009
3100 posts
Posted on 5/17/17 at 12:20 am to
Not have a kidney harvested?
Posted by theunknownknight
Baton Rouge
Member since Sep 2005
61326 posts
Posted on 5/17/17 at 12:20 am to
1. avoid gay sex
Posted by spaceranger
Member since Jan 2017
1627 posts
Posted on 5/17/17 at 12:21 am to
quote:

The #1 goal when sleeping in a hotel


frick a maid
Posted by Carolina_Girl
South Cackalacky
Member since Apr 2012
23973 posts
Posted on 5/17/17 at 12:21 am to
quote:

Bring a box fan.. can't sleep without it




Amen.
Posted by OysterPoBoy
City of St. George
Member since Jul 2013
45539 posts
Posted on 5/17/17 at 12:22 am to
Don't get bed bugs.
Posted by SlowEasyConfident
Member since Nov 2015
6650 posts
Posted on 5/17/17 at 12:25 am to
You're not too bad.

A lot of girls hate it. I have to have that white noise going
Posted by Godfather1
What WAS St George, Louisiana
Member since Oct 2006
89829 posts
Posted on 5/17/17 at 12:37 am to
Tell Lupe I want a no tuck.
Posted by LordSaintly
Member since Dec 2005
43342 posts
Posted on 5/17/17 at 12:41 am to
What is wrong with you?
Posted by PurpleandGold Motown
Waltzing Between the Raindrops
Member since Oct 2007
24857 posts
Posted on 5/17/17 at 12:55 am to
Balls on every surface.
Posted by Goats and Joes
Baton Rouge
Member since Dec 2014
363 posts
Posted on 5/17/17 at 12:59 am to
Get laid
Posted by Ostrich
Alexandria, VA
Member since Nov 2011
10449 posts
Posted on 5/17/17 at 12:59 am to
You sound high maintainence
Posted by Christopher Columbo
Member since Jun 2015
3162 posts
Posted on 5/17/17 at 1:01 am to
May not want to get rid of all the lights...
This post was edited on 5/17/17 at 1:03 am
Posted by Spock's Eyebrow
Member since May 2012
12300 posts
Posted on 5/17/17 at 1:04 am to
I recently got me a UV flashlight to detect AC dye in my car. So far, so good on that, but my house could be classified a crime scene.
Posted by BoomBoomBoom
Member since Oct 2013
940 posts
Posted on 5/17/17 at 1:24 am to
To not walk into a wall when I take a piss in the middle of the night.
Posted by bbeck
Member since Dec 2011
15428 posts
Posted on 5/17/17 at 7:05 am to
You sleep with your eyes open or something?
Posted by fatboydave
Fat boy land
Member since Aug 2004
17979 posts
Posted on 5/17/17 at 7:07 am to
Feces on the remote
Posted by meeple
Carcassonne
Member since May 2011
11485 posts
Posted on 5/17/17 at 7:11 am to
Crank the AC down to hang meat. I like my hotel rooms freezing.
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