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Tennessee Police advise to not flush your drugs or risk creating meth-gators

Posted on 7/15/19 at 10:11 am
Posted by rt3
now in the piney woods of Pineville
Member since Apr 2011
148001 posts
Posted on 7/15/19 at 10:11 am
AL.com

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Tennessee police arrested a man after he allegedly tried to flush a dozen grams of drugs down his toilet, something police jokingly said could create “meth-gators” in Alabama.

Officers with the Loretto Police Department in Tennessee arrested a suspected drug dealer who was found attempting to flush grams methamphetamine down the toilet on Saturday, according to a post on the department’s Facebook page.


Once police entered Perry’s home, officers found him trying to flush the meth and several items of paraphernalia down his toilet. Andy Perry was arrested after police found 12 grams of meth, 24 fluid ounces of liquid meth, and several paraphernalia items inside the house.

He was charged drug possession with intent for resale, possession of drug paraphernalia, and tampering with evidence.

The police department released a statement on Facebook about the incident.

“This Folks…please don’t flush your drugs m’kay (sic). When you send something down the sewer pipe it ends up in our retention ponds for processing before it is sent down stream. Now our sewer guys take great pride in releasing water that is cleaner than what is in the creek, but they are not really prepared for meth."

"Ducks, Geese, and other fowl frequent our treatment ponds and we shudder to think what one all hyped up on meth would do. Furthermore, if it made it far enough we could create meth-gators in Shoal Creek and the Tennessee River down in North Alabama. They’ve had enough methed up animals the past few weeks without our help. So, if you need to dispose of your drugs just give us a call and we will make sure they are disposed of in the proper way.”


of course the other "methed up animals they've had to deal with" probably references to Deez Nuts the methed-up attack squirrel
Posted by OhFace55
Baton Rouge
Member since Sep 2007
7070 posts
Posted on 7/15/19 at 10:13 am to
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Meth


quote:

Tennessee


Story checks out.
Posted by Wtodd
Tampa, FL
Member since Oct 2013
68603 posts
Posted on 7/15/19 at 10:15 am to
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creating meth-gators

If these were real, FL would have many of them
Posted by sammy762
Idaho
Member since Apr 2016
581 posts
Posted on 7/15/19 at 10:25 am to
Posted by rowbear1922
Houston, TX
Member since Oct 2008
15825 posts
Posted on 7/15/19 at 10:30 am to
quote:

meth-gators


Sounds like a bad Sci-Fi channel movie.
Posted by TheDeathValley
Louisiana
Member since Sep 2010
20778 posts
Posted on 7/15/19 at 10:33 am to
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meth-gators


Quality alter name material right here
Posted by Pettifogger
I don't really care, Margaret
Member since Feb 2012
87730 posts
Posted on 7/15/19 at 10:33 am to
Posted by caro81
Member since Jul 2017
6583 posts
Posted on 7/15/19 at 10:35 am to
so the movie Crawl that just came out isnt fiction? interesting.
Posted by Proximo
Member since Aug 2011
25074 posts
Posted on 7/15/19 at 10:37 am to
Are these similar to Hillary’s super predators?
Posted by jbgleason
Bailed out of BTR to God's Country
Member since Mar 2012
20385 posts
Posted on 7/15/19 at 10:40 am to
Glad to see them using some comedy. Countdown until someone finds a reason to be outraged / offended and complains?
Posted by FatBoy62
Arkansas
Member since May 2018
783 posts
Posted on 7/15/19 at 10:44 am to
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if it made it far enough we could create meth-gators


There's definitely enough Florida fans without Tennessee's help.
This post was edited on 7/15/19 at 10:45 am
Posted by Tiger Prawn
Member since Dec 2016
26319 posts
Posted on 7/15/19 at 10:49 am to
quote:

meth-gators
Posted by Kentucker
Rabbit Hash, KY
Member since Apr 2013
20055 posts
Posted on 7/15/19 at 10:56 am to
Methed up gatorth? That’th jutht thilly.
Posted by Slayer76
Tennessee
Member since Jun 2018
60 posts
Posted on 7/15/19 at 11:09 am to
The guy was busted in may also. My county,coulda been me getting attacked by methed out animals.
This post was edited on 7/15/19 at 11:12 am
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