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Tell us about a time your kid embarassed you in public
Posted on 1/26/18 at 12:19 pm
Posted on 1/26/18 at 12:19 pm
I'll start it off with a story of my own.
Years ago when my son was somewhere between 1 and 1 ½ years old, my wife (no pics) myself and the boy were doing our regular grocery shopping trip. She pushed the shopping cart around and loaded up groceries while son and I explored up and down the aisles. When it was time to check out, we all rolled up to the nearest checkout where the wife unloaded the cart.
Now, oftentimes when we went to the store and only picked up a few items, I would plop my son down on the belt at the checkout and let him ride it with the groceries, which he really enjoyed. On this occasion, however, there were too many groceries for him to ride, so I just picked him up and held him so he could watch. Of course he wanted to ride on the belt and began stretching his little legs out and hooking his feet onto the belt and pulling just as hard as he could. I just laughed, pulled him away and told him not today buddy.
Well, he kept stretching towards the belt as hard as he could, and I could see he was getting more and more frustrated and mad that he couldn’t get on the belt. Finally after a minute or two of me wrestling him away and him get madder and madder he finally stops and just yells out as loud as he could, frick IIIIITTT!! My wife and I just looked at each other in horror while everyone in the store turned to look. I quickly made a bee line for the exit and left my wife there to soak up all the stares.
Let me just say that he did not learn that phrase from me, as to this day I still do not curse around him.
Nb4TLDRyousoundtrashy
Years ago when my son was somewhere between 1 and 1 ½ years old, my wife (no pics) myself and the boy were doing our regular grocery shopping trip. She pushed the shopping cart around and loaded up groceries while son and I explored up and down the aisles. When it was time to check out, we all rolled up to the nearest checkout where the wife unloaded the cart.
Now, oftentimes when we went to the store and only picked up a few items, I would plop my son down on the belt at the checkout and let him ride it with the groceries, which he really enjoyed. On this occasion, however, there were too many groceries for him to ride, so I just picked him up and held him so he could watch. Of course he wanted to ride on the belt and began stretching his little legs out and hooking his feet onto the belt and pulling just as hard as he could. I just laughed, pulled him away and told him not today buddy.
Well, he kept stretching towards the belt as hard as he could, and I could see he was getting more and more frustrated and mad that he couldn’t get on the belt. Finally after a minute or two of me wrestling him away and him get madder and madder he finally stops and just yells out as loud as he could, frick IIIIITTT!! My wife and I just looked at each other in horror while everyone in the store turned to look. I quickly made a bee line for the exit and left my wife there to soak up all the stares.
Let me just say that he did not learn that phrase from me, as to this day I still do not curse around him.
Nb4TLDRyousoundtrashy
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Posted on 1/26/18 at 12:22 pm to Raleigh Tiger
Me and my kid have a "secret word" for Italian people and one time we went to an Italian restaurant and the waiter was Italian and my kid said "look dad it's a ________" 
Needless to say it was really embarrassing
Needless to say it was really embarrassing
Posted on 1/26/18 at 12:22 pm to Raleigh Tiger
That's a lot of text. I really wonder what it's about, but I guess we'll never know.....
Posted on 1/26/18 at 12:24 pm to Raleigh Tiger
No body wants your infants germs on their produce.
Posted on 1/26/18 at 12:24 pm to Raleigh Tiger
I remember when my little brother wouldn't keep his shoes ties. Mom plopped him down on a bench outside of a store and fussed at him and began to tie his shoes again. An old man sat down next to him and said something to calm him down. My brother said "Shut up, you old blastard". My mom picked my brother up and we ran for the car.
Posted on 1/26/18 at 12:28 pm to Raleigh Tiger
My boy took a giant shite at the top of the slide at the park when he was two years old. It was a sunny Saturday, so it was pretty crowded.
Posted on 1/26/18 at 12:31 pm to Raleigh Tiger
When my kids were about 2 I had one of my daughters in the shopping cart at the grocery store and there was a black guy behind us in the checkout line. I'm not sure if she'd never paid attention before or if we just hadn't taken her out in public much but she kept asking me in a pretty loud voice why the man behind us was chocolate.
Posted on 1/26/18 at 12:32 pm to Raleigh Tiger
Mine has taken a poop in the caribe resort pool once and the swim diaper was a fail
Another time she asked me, loudly, if the tj maxx cashier was a girl or boy and honestly I wasn’t sure.
Another time she asked me, loudly, if the tj maxx cashier was a girl or boy and honestly I wasn’t sure.
Posted on 1/26/18 at 12:34 pm to Raleigh Tiger
son is 2.5 and we have been working on his potty training and for him to let us know when he has to go. He told me one day he had pooped so I went to clean him up and my wife asked if he had pooped and I said no he just sharted a little. Fast forward a couple of weeks and we are out at dinner with my in laws when my son emphatically told the whole restaurant that he had sharted again. Didn't really embarrass me as much as my wife and in laws. I can't take him to the grocery store anymore because when we pass the beer aisle he will tell me that I need to get more daddy juice.
Posted on 1/26/18 at 12:35 pm to Raleigh Tiger
I use condoms so no stories. Sorry boys
Posted on 1/26/18 at 12:35 pm to Raleigh Tiger
Publix has the kid carts that have the fire on the side, he calls them "Fire Cars".
They were out one day, so we were in a regular cart.
We came across another kid in a Fire Cart and he started screaming "My Fire Cart! My Fire Cart!".
But when he yells it, it sounds like "Mah Fakar"
They were out one day, so we were in a regular cart.
We came across another kid in a Fire Cart and he started screaming "My Fire Cart! My Fire Cart!".
But when he yells it, it sounds like "Mah Fakar"
Posted on 1/26/18 at 12:35 pm to OKellsBells
Dis you?
Posted on 1/26/18 at 12:36 pm to Perrydawg
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son is 2.5 and we have been working on his potty training and for him to let us know when he has to go. He told me one day he had pooped so I went to clean him up and my wife asked if he had pooped and I said no he just sharted a little. Fast forward a couple of weeks and we are out at dinner with my in laws when my son emphatically told the whole restaurant that he had sharted again. Didn't really embarrass me as much as my wife and in laws. I can't take him to the grocery store anymore because when we pass the beer aisle he will tell me that I need to get more daddy juice.
I'm officially giving your son a bid. I'll see him in 16 years.
Posted on 1/26/18 at 12:37 pm to Raleigh Tiger
Ive never been embarrassed by my kids. Everyone can go to hell.
Posted on 1/26/18 at 12:39 pm to ThatMakesSense
That's what I was thinking. Yeah it's probably not very clean to begin with, but it's very unthoughtful to put your kid on there.
Posted on 1/26/18 at 12:41 pm to Displaced
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Dis you?
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My boy took a giant shite at the top of the slide
Obviously not. But that little girl in the gif illustrates why I don’t go to water parks.
Posted on 1/26/18 at 12:44 pm to Raleigh Tiger
Was at a house warming party a few months ago and we brought our 3month old (at the time). This was the first time she had met a lot of the people there and just about everyone wanted to hold her. She was doing great until one of our friends, who was black went to hold her. She freaked out as this was the first black person she had really seen before. Pretty embarrassing, but the guy just laughed and joked "must have been my cologne"
Posted on 1/26/18 at 12:47 pm to Raleigh Tiger
Someone my husband worked with lived on the North Shore and told about taking her 3 year old to the pediatrician's office.
A well dressed woman and her daughter entered the office and the 3yo turned to her Mommy and loudly proclaimed, " Look, Mommy, a baby maid."
A well dressed woman and her daughter entered the office and the 3yo turned to her Mommy and loudly proclaimed, " Look, Mommy, a baby maid."
Posted on 1/26/18 at 12:47 pm to weagle12
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the guy just laughed and joked "must have been my cologne"
Kids hate Courvoisier
Posted on 1/26/18 at 12:50 pm to Raleigh Tiger
When my daughter (3yo at the time) had a bad attitude, we would tell her to stop being ugly. Well one day I was checking out at the grocery store and the cashier had a shitty attitude. My daughter points at the cashier and began repeatedly yelling, "daddy, that lady is ugly!"
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