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re: Tell me about dating as a 40 yr old man

Posted on 8/11/20 at 11:34 pm to
Posted by Icansee4miles
Trolling the Tickfaw
Member since Jan 2007
32244 posts
Posted on 8/11/20 at 11:34 pm to
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Tell me how much money you have


In a couple of weeks, when the judge signs the papers, he won’t have any
Posted by Sho Nuff
Oahu
Member since Feb 2009
14019 posts
Posted on 8/11/20 at 11:55 pm to

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Women are like dog shite...the older they are, the easier they are to pick up.



I legit laughed so much, I told my wife who laughed.
Posted by tgrbaitn08
Member since Dec 2007
148031 posts
Posted on 8/12/20 at 12:01 am to
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Women are like dog shite...the older they are, the easier they are to pick up.


Women are like a piece of gum, the older it is, the easier it is to pick up, and it won’t stick to you.
Posted by CitizenK
BR
Member since Aug 2019
15715 posts
Posted on 8/12/20 at 5:36 am to
Just rent by the hour
Posted by Z Cavaricci
Member since Jun 2020
2052 posts
Posted on 8/12/20 at 7:06 am to
Mini horse ring from last weeks post is the ticket. Find a horse mask and you’re balls deep all day long.
Posted by SG_Geaux
Beautiful St George, LA
Member since Aug 2004
80686 posts
Posted on 8/12/20 at 8:10 am to
I found dating much easier as I got older. Both parties were always like... We doing this or not? I got shite to do.
Posted by Rouge
Floston Paradise
Member since Oct 2004
138530 posts
Posted on 8/12/20 at 8:11 am to
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dating as a 40 yr old man


quote:

Z Cavaricci


Checks the frick out
Posted by fallguy_1978
Best States #50
Member since Feb 2018
53522 posts
Posted on 8/12/20 at 8:15 am to
I rocked the hell out of some z cavaricci's

Posted by Red Stick Rambler
https://i.imgur.com/2j5cbGm.jpg
Member since Jun 2011
2636 posts
Posted on 8/12/20 at 8:27 am to
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Petition to start a dating forum on this site


That would be.... interesting
Posted by Mr Clean
Power I-Formation
Member since Aug 2006
53514 posts
Posted on 8/12/20 at 8:33 am to
Hit them and quit them

That’s what I do
This post was edited on 8/12/20 at 8:34 am
Posted by SprintFun
Columbus, OH
Member since Dec 2007
45841 posts
Posted on 8/12/20 at 8:40 am to
Just follow the DENNIS system and you'll be good.

Or you can drop a magnum condom so they think you have a magnum dong.

Posted by Hamma1122
Member since Sep 2016
22302 posts
Posted on 8/12/20 at 9:04 am to
Should be a ton of fun.
Posted by LSUFanHouston
NOLA
Member since Jul 2009
41043 posts
Posted on 8/12/20 at 9:08 am to
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I imagine many of them have standards lower than they’d actually admit on here.


A woman pushing 325 lbs all in the belly and legs, will have 25 guys calling on her wanting to tap that.

A man could be 250 lbs and flabby, and no woman, including the 325 lb woman, will give him the time of day.
Posted by terriblegreen
Souf Badden Rewage
Member since Aug 2011
12292 posts
Posted on 8/12/20 at 9:17 am to
It's like shooting fish in a barrel. With dating apps, if you appear to be a normal guy you can go on as many dates as you like. My advice... be clear on if you want to date one woman and get serious or remain single. You can go either way, but it will save you some drama if you are upfront with them about getting serious/getting married or not.
Posted by I Bleed Garnet
Cullman, AL
Member since Jul 2011
54846 posts
Posted on 8/12/20 at 9:31 am to
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Tinder and Bumble and that’s it. Maybe Hinge if you travel.

Ahh some mistress action on client trips?
This post was edited on 8/12/20 at 9:32 am
Posted by Tortious
ATX
Member since Nov 2010
5731 posts
Posted on 8/12/20 at 9:32 am to
quote:

What is IF?


Intermittent Fasting
Posted by LSUGrad9295
Baton Rouge
Member since May 2007
37902 posts
Posted on 8/12/20 at 9:34 am to
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With dating apps, if you appear to be a normal guy you can go on as many dates as you like


Has not been my experience. I am about as average looking as they get. Nothing special, but not ugly. I have a professional appearance and don't say creepy shite. Apparently my standards are too high.

One big reason why I have been single for a great portion of my life is that I am not attracted to what is attracted to me, and vice versa.

For some reason, large women close to my age seem to flock to me.

I prefer a woman 8-10 years younger than me who will not eat me into bankruptcy after 2 dates.

My mother is only 17 years older than me....at this point in life, dating a woman my age or slightly older will be like dating my mom, thus my preference for younger women.
Posted by terriblegreen
Souf Badden Rewage
Member since Aug 2011
12292 posts
Posted on 8/12/20 at 9:49 am to
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Has not been my experience.


When I first got divorced a single friend of mine who was on dating apps told me it was all about the numbers, meaning you need to send a lot of emails or winks or swipe right a lot. It's like fishing, the more lines you have in the water, the more fish you will catch. Everybody I thought I might like to go out with I gave it a shot. I got a lot of non-responses, but I got a lot of dates too. I was single for about 7 years between wife 1 and wife 2. I got divorced at 39. I dated women ranging in age from 10 years younger than me to my age. Most were about 5 years younger. I think your lack of success may be because your standards are too high or you don't try hard enough. My advice is to try harder. The women are out there.
Posted by Arkapigdiesel
Faulkner County
Member since Jun 2009
15642 posts
Posted on 8/12/20 at 9:53 am to
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loads of fricking new women but as time went along, it started getting old. It was pretty hard, one girl one day, one girl the next and another girl the next.

Sounds terrible.
Posted by jmh5724
Member since Jan 2012
2834 posts
Posted on 8/12/20 at 9:56 am to
Men reach their peak in their mid 30s and women do in their mid 20s. The hottest chick I ever got with was about 6 months after my divorce. I was 37 and she was 30. Make sure you are ready to date and get used to the term ghosting. I was with that her for about 5 months and head over heels and she just dropped me like a sack of shite one day. Never heard from her again. That shite hit harder than my divorce did.
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