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Teen breaks into barn, molests horse

Posted on 1/9/18 at 9:54 pm
Posted by Covingtontiger77
Member since Dec 2015
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Posted on 1/9/18 at 9:54 pm
Alabama...yeah checks out

NY POST



Posted by canteen
Member since Dec 2017
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Posted on 1/9/18 at 9:55 pm to
he has that kind of look to him
Posted by Covingtontiger77
Member since Dec 2015
10267 posts
Posted on 1/9/18 at 9:56 pm to
To much Bama In him

This post was edited on 1/9/18 at 9:57 pm
Posted by LakeViewLSU
Baton Rouge
Member since Jun 2009
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Posted on 1/9/18 at 9:56 pm to
That dude is better looking than me, and I get laid occasionally.

He needs a mentor.
Posted by puse01
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Posted on 1/9/18 at 9:56 pm to
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This post was edited on 11/16/21 at 4:10 pm
Posted by SwampTrash
Member since May 2017
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Posted on 1/9/18 at 9:56 pm to
He was just being a friendly neighhhhhbor.
Posted by ellishughtiger
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Posted on 1/9/18 at 9:56 pm to
He’s just celebrating a tide championship
Posted by Hogwarts
Arkansas, USA
Member since Sep 2015
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Posted on 1/9/18 at 9:57 pm to
Poor horse
Posted by FinebaumsHair
Monroe, La
Member since Aug 2017
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Posted on 1/9/18 at 9:57 pm to
quote:

To much Bama In him


Or too much horse cock possibly
Posted by Mud_Till_May
Member since Aug 2014
9685 posts
Posted on 1/9/18 at 9:58 pm to
Why the long face for?
Posted by Yewkindewit
Near Birmingham, Alabama
Member since Apr 2012
20037 posts
Posted on 1/9/18 at 9:59 pm to
Eyes are kinda close together....hmmmmmm...
Posted by soccerfüt
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Posted on 1/9/18 at 9:59 pm to
If Tom Brady were from Opp, AL-

This post was edited on 1/9/18 at 10:00 pm
Posted by AlonsoWDC
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Posted on 1/9/18 at 9:59 pm to
Aggie board
Posted by Scooba
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Posted on 1/9/18 at 10:01 pm to
Roll Damn Tide!!
Posted by Splackavellie
Bayou
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Posted on 1/9/18 at 10:01 pm to
quote:

That dude is better looking than me


Woof
Posted by LakeViewLSU
Baton Rouge
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Posted on 1/9/18 at 10:02 pm to
Posted by Btrtigerfan
Disgruntled employee
Member since Dec 2007
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Posted on 1/9/18 at 10:08 pm to
quote:

He reportedly confessed to attempting to molest the horse — a 20-year-old steed named Polly


"Polly want a cracker?"

Posted by Zappas Stache
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Member since Apr 2009
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Posted on 1/9/18 at 10:08 pm to
There is an old movie called "Equus" about such a thing.

quote:

God sees all, but the withdrawn Alan replaced his mother's deity with a god he called Equus, incarnated in horses. Frank discloses to Martin that he witnessed Alan late at night in his room, haltered and flagellating himself, as he chanted a series of names in Biblical genealogy-fashion which culminated in the name Equus as he climaxed.
Posted by CockHolliday
Columbia, SC
Member since Dec 2012
4516 posts
Posted on 1/9/18 at 10:15 pm to
quote:

“I would say seven, maybe 10 times,” owner Francince Janes told NBC 15, in reference to the number of times she found evidence that her barn had been tampered with last month.


No signs that the horse kicked him or put up a fight, does this mean that it was consensual?
Posted by the paradigm
Moon Township, PA
Member since Sep 2017
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Posted on 1/9/18 at 10:17 pm to
Kid I went to junior high with did this. He stood behind the horse on a stool and pushed him towards the water so that the horse would back up. Farmer came out and caught him in the act.
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