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re: Taking a dump next to women's offices
Posted on 3/5/20 at 10:46 am to SouthboundTiger
Posted on 3/5/20 at 10:46 am to SouthboundTiger
Just spray you some poopourri in toilet before pooping.
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Posted on 3/5/20 at 10:47 am to SouthboundTiger
We have a small office space with one bathroom that is smack dab in the center of the 5 offices.... when it's that time, I run the sink full blast and I prolly pay the light bill up at the poo-puri factor.
Posted on 3/5/20 at 11:01 am to GeauxBichGeaux
My last cube was right by the break room kitchen and no less than five Chinamen would cook fish every single day for lunch. It was tough.
Posted on 3/5/20 at 11:07 am to SouthboundTiger
Everyone always thinks it's only men that blow up a bathroom..At work the credit union is set up right next to the woman's bathroom. One day I was there filling out some paper work when the sounds of the trumpets roared from the women's bathroom..The credit union lady just said "that happens all day long"...
Posted on 3/5/20 at 11:08 am to GreatLakesTiger24
Not my current office but years back I worked for a small cpa firm. Had to travel to our other office a couple hours away several times. They leased the front half of a building and another business had the back half. But they weren’t split. All one entrance to the office building. There wasn’t a desk for me to work at when I was there. Just an open room with tables to set up my laptop and there were a couple of phones in there. The bathroom was off of this room. Just a single toilet and a thin door. You could hear everything going on in there. Pee, poop, hand washing, flushing. No secrets. Since I was out of town I didn’t have the option to run home and the hotel was too far away. One day after we all went out for a big lunch I got the bubble guts and had to go. I came out and there was this younger guy I went to HS with that worked in this office. He just gave me a standing ovation and said something about dropping the kids off at the pool. Thankfully it was just he and I working in there so none of the women had to hear the massacre that just happened.
Posted on 3/5/20 at 11:10 am to TU Rob
In college I worked at a small law firm in some antebellum house where there was a tiny bathroom in the middle of everything else - offices, conference rooms, etc.
I spent more time on bathroom strategy than legal strategy.
I spent more time on bathroom strategy than legal strategy.
Posted on 3/5/20 at 11:22 am to SouthboundTiger
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Taking a dump next to women's offices
I hope there is an actual restroom nearby.
Posted on 3/5/20 at 11:24 am to SuperSaint
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Eat better
What man doesn't shite at least 2 times a day
Posted on 3/5/20 at 1:19 pm to The Spleen
whenevr i go to house where a young woman is, i never use the bathroom
Posted on 3/5/20 at 1:42 pm to BuddyRoeaux
One of my coworkers was being bitchy a few days ago so when she went to lunch, I waited until a couple of minutes before she was due back and let out Fart Man and Little Bellow an inch from her keyboard.
She came back and immediately got bitchy about the smell and tried to find Lysol but I had hid her Lysol too.
Lesson: don’t be bitchy when you work with me or I’ll tune up the backdoor band.
She came back and immediately got bitchy about the smell and tried to find Lysol but I had hid her Lysol too.
Lesson: don’t be bitchy when you work with me or I’ll tune up the backdoor band.
This post was edited on 3/5/20 at 1:42 pm
Posted on 3/5/20 at 1:43 pm to SouthboundTiger
Maybe she's into it
Posted on 3/5/20 at 1:45 pm to Boo Krewe
Don't want to alert the homeowner you're in the closet right?
Posted on 3/5/20 at 1:50 pm to SouthboundTiger
Does she have a sense of humor? Play the old 'Hey- does that gold necklace lying on the sink belong to you?' trick on her and let us know if she laughs.
Posted on 3/5/20 at 1:53 pm to CP3LSU25
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What man doesn't shite at least 2 times a day
When I was eating terribly, I would. But, since I started actually paying attention to what and how much I was eating, I’ve been pretty regularly once a day
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