Started By
Message

re: Tainted Buffet at Jacksonville Strip Club Blamed for Severe Diarrhea Incident on Stage

Posted on 5/29/17 at 12:57 pm to
Posted by MLCLyons
Member since Nov 2012
4793 posts
Posted on 5/29/17 at 12:57 pm to
quote:

Stupid article doesn't even give the name of the place.


That's because the place doesn't exist and the article is made up.
Posted by maddog201205
BR
Member since May 2017
63 posts
Posted on 5/29/17 at 1:03 pm to
Lmao Tobie's was my first guess.
Posted by OweO
Plaquemine, La
Member since Sep 2009
122527 posts
Posted on 5/29/17 at 1:07 pm to


The idea of eating at a strip club has never appealed to me. I have never heard a commercial for a strip club that advertises a buffet and thought "you know what? frick all the other options I have to go eat at before going to a strip club, I am sure it is sanitary enough for me to eat at. Sure, there will be a bunch of old men hovering over the food in a place that is usually filled with smoke. And they will be using their hands, that they have been using to hold their cash order to stick it on a stripper, it just sounds like it would be tasty".
Posted by MLCLyons
Member since Nov 2012
4793 posts
Posted on 5/29/17 at 1:13 pm to
(no message)
This post was edited on 5/29/17 at 1:14 pm
Posted by StrangeBrew
Salvation Army-Thanks Obama
Member since May 2009
18395 posts
Posted on 5/29/17 at 1:31 pm to
quote:

In my time i have seen feces in the urinal once or twice, but never in the sinks.
Posted by nateslu1
Mr. Belvedere Fan Club
Member since Apr 2012
6938 posts
Posted on 5/29/17 at 1:58 pm to
What? No video?
Posted by tokenBoiler
Lafayette, Indiana
Member since Aug 2012
5092 posts
Posted on 5/29/17 at 2:28 pm to
quote:

Really can't make this up. High heels and diarrhea don't mix.....lol


Until I see a source that isn't pure 100% click-farming ads, I'm going to assume somebody did just make it up.

How wrong am I to laugh anyway and hope it's somehow true?
Posted by JCinBAMA
North of Huntsville
Member since Oct 2009
18425 posts
Posted on 5/29/17 at 2:59 pm to
Have an upvote...

Posted by TheWalrus
Land of the Hogs
Member since Dec 2012
48123 posts
Posted on 5/29/17 at 3:07 pm to
The article in the OP was pretty good, the Florida porn one wasn't remotely funny.
Posted by JinFL
Duuuval
Member since Oct 2004
4512 posts
Posted on 5/29/17 at 3:24 pm to
I live in Jax, never heard this story. Like a few others mentioned, there is a strip club here that serves lunch called Wackos. Could be it, idk. I do a google search and the 1st thing that pops up is the tigerdroppings thread.
Posted by deltaland
Member since Mar 2011
103861 posts
Posted on 5/29/17 at 3:37 pm to
quote:

Tainted Buffet


Solid word choice. Upvote
Posted by TheIndulger
Member since Sep 2011
19448 posts
Posted on 5/29/17 at 4:07 pm to
quote:

e the place doesn't exist and the article is made up.
Posted by LSU alum wannabe
Katy, TX
Member since Jan 2004
27872 posts
Posted on 5/29/17 at 4:16 pm to
What product had the commercial where the old man said "Grest googley moogly!" As he realized he misspelled a word on a football field?

That line popped into my head upon reading that title. Lol
Posted by Reservoir dawg
Member since Oct 2013
15168 posts
Posted on 5/29/17 at 4:37 pm to
This is quite possibly the funniest, nastiest story ever posted on this site!
first pageprev pagePage 4 of 4Next pagelast page
refresh

Back to top
logoFollow TigerDroppings for LSU Football News
Follow us on X, Facebook and Instagram to get the latest updates on LSU Football and Recruiting.

FacebookXInstagram