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re: Swiped right on this girl and she’s ready to frick

Posted on 11/15/18 at 11:04 pm to
Posted by tigerpimpbot
Chairman of the Pool Board
Member since Nov 2011
66925 posts
Posted on 11/15/18 at 11:04 pm to
quote:

Tells me she’s looking for a sugar daddy.


quote:

she’s almost what I’d call chunky and not ugly but not beautiful either.


Well there's a sucker born every minute so she might get lucky.
Posted by t00f
Not where you think I am
Member since Jul 2016
89791 posts
Posted on 11/15/18 at 11:05 pm to
quote:

Yeah man but wait till she hears I’m a TD celeb


That cant help
Posted by RoleTideFan80
Member since Aug 2017
794 posts
Posted on 11/15/18 at 11:09 pm to
You could always brown bag it. or keep swiping.
This post was edited on 11/15/18 at 11:10 pm
Posted by NytroBud
LaFayette
Member since Jun 2009
4060 posts
Posted on 11/15/18 at 11:13 pm to
Ask her if she'll take a check
Posted by RoleTideFan80
Member since Aug 2017
794 posts
Posted on 11/15/18 at 11:15 pm to
quote:

Ask if she'll take a check



Or food stamps.
Posted by RoleTideFan80
Member since Aug 2017
794 posts
Posted on 11/15/18 at 11:19 pm to
Seriously though I can't help but smile or laugh when you post sir. This site can get too serious sometimes, so it's great to have someone who takes things lightly. It's comforting to know you will always come through with the most random posts. Here's a beer to know you are appreciated sir.
This post was edited on 11/15/18 at 11:20 pm
Posted by Pechon
unperson
Member since Oct 2011
7748 posts
Posted on 11/15/18 at 11:21 pm to
I mean, unless you want pigeon pox all over your dong, go right for it.
Posted by RoleTideFan80
Member since Aug 2017
794 posts
Posted on 11/15/18 at 11:23 pm to
Unless he wears a raincoat in that wet rainstorm.
Posted by DavidTheGnome
Monroe
Member since Apr 2015
29163 posts
Posted on 11/15/18 at 11:24 pm to
Thanks
Posted by wildtigercat93
Member since Jul 2011
112312 posts
Posted on 11/15/18 at 11:24 pm to
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Thing is she’s almost what I’d call chunky and not ugly but not beautiful either. What the hell. Do chunky ugly girls expect cash for sex now..? She ought to be glad someone will even give her some dick in the first place


You’re a 40 year old dude creeping on 19 year olds. You’re prolly gonna have to pay
Posted by jmarto1
Houma, LA/ Las Vegas, NV
Member since Mar 2008
33922 posts
Posted on 11/15/18 at 11:26 pm to
Just a woman showing her true colors
Posted by DavidTheGnome
Monroe
Member since Apr 2015
29163 posts
Posted on 11/15/18 at 11:26 pm to
She said hey first, I just swipe every white girl there is and sort it all out later
Posted by wildtigercat93
Member since Jul 2011
112312 posts
Posted on 11/15/18 at 11:30 pm to
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She said hey first,


The solicitor is usually the one receiving payment in a business transaction
Posted by RoleTideFan80
Member since Aug 2017
794 posts
Posted on 11/15/18 at 11:30 pm to
Just be careful....I've heard the stories where she sounded good, but dudes woke up with a sore corn hole.
Posted by FrankDrebin
The Port o'Potty
Member since Sep 2018
957 posts
Posted on 11/15/18 at 11:35 pm to
Man,
There was some dude white knightriding your junk all day about being a good poster and this is how you prove your worth? That other dude is going to be so ashamed of his choice in heroes.
Posted by Old Money
Member since Sep 2012
36352 posts
Posted on 11/15/18 at 11:36 pm to
quote:

Do chunky ugly girls expect cash for sex now


Yes, and they try to sell you nudes now.
Posted by TigahJay
New Orleans
Member since Sep 2015
10552 posts
Posted on 11/15/18 at 11:39 pm to
quote:

Do chunky ugly girls expect cash for sex now..?


Just take her to Golden Corral when you’re done...most will settle for a free meal.
Posted by DMagic
#ChowderPosse
Member since Aug 2010
46396 posts
Posted on 11/15/18 at 11:40 pm to
Start texting her about astronomy that’ll really get her steamin
Posted by SouthEndzoneTiger
Louisiana
Member since Mar 2008
10597 posts
Posted on 11/15/18 at 11:41 pm to
Without a pic, I don't believe you.
Posted by DavidTheGnome
Monroe
Member since Apr 2015
29163 posts
Posted on 11/15/18 at 11:51 pm to
quote:

The solicitor is usually the one receiving payment in a business transaction



What’s your point? You said I was creeping on her, she was the one to instigate it.
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