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Stupid white people thing of the day - truck squatting

Posted on 8/17/17 at 3:42 pm
Posted by GEAUXT
Member since Nov 2007
30511 posts
Posted on 8/17/17 at 3:42 pm
What the hell is this? It effectively renders your truck useless for towing or hauling a big payload in the back. It blinds everyone in oncoming traffic with the dumbass aftermarket xenons. Not to mention that it simply looks retarded. I feel like this is also incompatible with truck nuts.











white people
Posted by JetsetNuggs
Member since Jun 2014
15488 posts
Posted on 8/17/17 at 3:42 pm to
El camino appropriation
Posted by Tuscaloosa
14x Award Winning SECRant user
Member since Dec 2011
50634 posts
Posted on 8/17/17 at 3:42 pm to
That looks stupid as shite.
Posted by slackster
Houston
Member since Mar 2009
91838 posts
Posted on 8/17/17 at 3:43 pm to
People do dumb shite with their money, but it's their money, so no sweat off my back.
Posted by goofball
Member since Mar 2015
17353 posts
Posted on 8/17/17 at 3:44 pm to
quote:

Stupid white people thing of the day - truck squatting



I just assumed they are too poor or trashy to lift the rear suspension.
Posted by onelochevy
Slidell, LA
Member since Jan 2011
18316 posts
Posted on 8/17/17 at 3:44 pm to
I don't get that fad either. Unless its so their truck nuts will drag the ground
Posted by c on z
Zamunda
Member since Mar 2009
130902 posts
Posted on 8/17/17 at 3:45 pm to
Sounds just a bad as lowriding.
Posted by GEAUXT
Member since Nov 2007
30511 posts
Posted on 8/17/17 at 3:45 pm to
I envision every one of those trucks has a florida georgia line cd glued into the cd player
Posted by PapaPogey
Baton Rouge
Member since Apr 2008
40487 posts
Posted on 8/17/17 at 3:45 pm to
You really think these guys tow stuff? They've probably never turned a wrench in their lives
Posted by Scooba
Member since Jun 2013
20014 posts
Posted on 8/17/17 at 3:45 pm to
Do you even Baw, Baw?
Posted by GEAUXT
Member since Nov 2007
30511 posts
Posted on 8/17/17 at 3:46 pm to
quote:

You really think these guys tow stuff? They've probably never turned a wrench in their lives


umm...the LED light bars say otherwise
Posted by Bluefin
The Banana Stand
Member since Apr 2011
13489 posts
Posted on 8/17/17 at 3:46 pm to
quote:

I feel like this is also incompatible with truck nuts.

With truck nuts, it looks like your truck is basically a giant boner.
Posted by Teddy Ruxpin
Member since Oct 2006
40857 posts
Posted on 8/17/17 at 3:46 pm to
quote:

It effectively renders your truck useless for towing or hauling a big payload in the back.


Half of truck owners aren't hauling or towing anything so no loss there.
Posted by SundayFunday
Member since Sep 2011
10379 posts
Posted on 8/17/17 at 3:48 pm to
Thats almost as bad as lowering a single cab truck from the 80s all the way to the grown with super tiny tires.
Posted by goofball
Member since Mar 2015
17353 posts
Posted on 8/17/17 at 3:48 pm to
quote:

You really think these guys tow stuff? They've probably never turned a wrench in their lives


The Ford F250 Super Duper Duty is essentially a giant grocery-getter. That's what it is used for.
Posted by 3deadtrolls
lafayette
Member since Jan 2014
6903 posts
Posted on 8/17/17 at 3:48 pm to
quote:

Sounds just a bad as lowriding.



Mostly the same group of people.
Posted by link
Member since Feb 2009
19945 posts
Posted on 8/17/17 at 3:49 pm to
if you have white edge stripes on the road in front of your house, you're trashy
Posted by FelicianaTigerfan
Comanche County
Member since Aug 2009
26059 posts
Posted on 8/17/17 at 3:52 pm to
I don't understand it at all. Hell, I wouldn't even level my truck. Its level enough when im hooked to a trailer
Posted by AwesomeSauce
Das Boot
Member since May 2015
11451 posts
Posted on 8/17/17 at 3:53 pm to
quote:

truck squatting

AKA-California Lean

Got it's start because in desert racing it gave trucks more travel on the front end when landing nose first on a jump. No clue why it's popular in the South, but when its used in conjunction with a long travel setup it is effective in desert/sand racing.
Posted by LNCHBOX
70448
Member since Jun 2009
89124 posts
Posted on 8/17/17 at 3:54 pm to
It's called cali lean FYI. And it's been around for a really long time.
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