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re: Stuff Old Folks Said
Posted on 11/21/15 at 1:28 pm to Michael J Cocks
Posted on 11/21/15 at 1:28 pm to Michael J Cocks
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When you ask them how they're doing they say "fair to midland
In the Deep South the saying was "fair to middling" which was a grade of cotton which was average.
When somebody left in a hurry my dad used to say they had done hooked up to the arse wagon.
This post was edited on 11/21/15 at 1:30 pm
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Posted on 11/21/15 at 2:11 pm to nes2010
Boy you ain't nothing but a candy arse ...
Posted on 11/21/15 at 2:14 pm to nes2010
My grandma called the remote control the flicka.
Grandpa would say that shirt is for queers or painters and I don't see a brush in your hand.
Grandpa would say that shirt is for queers or painters and I don't see a brush in your hand.
Posted on 11/21/15 at 2:18 pm to nes2010
Courting, as in dating.
Posted on 11/21/15 at 2:24 pm to nes2010
My Grandpa went full on Biff. My favorite saying of his was "I'm outta here like a dirty shirt." (As opposed to "I'm off like a dirty shirt")
Posted on 11/21/15 at 3:17 pm to nes2010
Be sure your sins will find you out.
There's a fine line between redass and dumbass.
There's a fine line between redass and dumbass.
Posted on 11/21/15 at 3:41 pm to nes2010
Get off of my lawn ?
Posted on 11/21/15 at 4:00 pm to nes2010
When my grandmother's legs hurt, she said they were as stiff as a wedding night prick.
If a meal was just decent, or kind of thrown together, she'd say it was a pretty good dry along so dinner.
Someone really busy was busier than a one armed wallpaper hanger.
If a meal was just decent, or kind of thrown together, she'd say it was a pretty good dry along so dinner.
Someone really busy was busier than a one armed wallpaper hanger.
Posted on 11/21/15 at 4:11 pm to ksayetiger
quote:
Colored
Perfectly acceptable, NAACP.
Posted on 11/21/15 at 4:14 pm to nes2010
Happier than a dog with two Peters.
Posted on 11/21/15 at 4:14 pm to its1999
Not worth the powder to blow 'em to Hell...Dad's annual assessment of LSU.
Posted on 11/21/15 at 4:24 pm to 19
"Press the Any Key? I DON'T SEE AN ANY KEY?!"
Posted on 11/21/15 at 4:52 pm to BulldogXero
How are you doing? "Fair to partly cloudy"
"Hotter than a fresh f*cked fox in a forest fire"
"He's got about as much of a chance of winning as a one legged man in a but kicking contest"
"Hotter than a fresh f*cked fox in a forest fire"
"He's got about as much of a chance of winning as a one legged man in a but kicking contest"
Posted on 11/21/15 at 4:53 pm to MotorBoater
Boy you are useless as tits on a boarhog
Posted on 11/21/15 at 5:30 pm to nes2010
"Feel like I've been shot and missed and shite at and hit."
Posted on 11/21/15 at 6:37 pm to nes2010
Colder than a well digger's arse
You couldn't cut hot butter
Was your food any count?
I was sweating like a two dollar whore
You couldn't cut hot butter
Was your food any count?
I was sweating like a two dollar whore
Posted on 11/21/15 at 6:44 pm to nes2010
Shite fire and save the matches
Posted on 11/21/15 at 7:15 pm to scubachris
My dad, WWII marine would always tell me I didn't
quote:
know shite from Shinola
Posted on 11/21/15 at 7:19 pm to shutterspeed
Nice one Jerkey
Posted on 11/21/15 at 7:27 pm to nes2010
My grandpa says "the n word" a lot if that counts. About 30x a day if I had to guess. He also says queerosexual instead of gay lmao.
This post was edited on 11/21/15 at 7:29 pm
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