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Study shows McDonalds fries might cure baldness

Posted on 6/16/20 at 12:39 pm
Posted by Jimmy2shoes
The South
Member since Mar 2014
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Posted on 6/16/20 at 12:39 pm
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We have been surrounded by bad news in 2020, but this might be the bright spot in our world, well at least for awhile. A study from Japan's Yokohama National University says researchers used a chemical found in the wildly popular french fries at McDonalds to actually grow hair follicles in mice. Ummmm, I'm no rocket scientist, but this sounds kind of amazing to me.

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According to USA Today, on the McDonald' website, it states that dimethylpolysiloxane is "used as an anti-foaming agent in the oil used to fry foods including french fries, Chicken McNuggets and fried fish sandwiches." Again, I'm not a rocket scientist, but this seems to suggest that you can't just gobble down tons of hot fresh fries, and have a full head of hair by week's end. The study also seems to suggest that the dimethylpolysiloxane can't be used alone to grow the hair, but rather to create vessels in which the hair follicle germs could grow. This might be the best news we've had all week. And we promise to stay on top of this story for everyone who is already heading to the drive thru line at McDonalds.


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MacDougles fries may cure ED?

Posted by Cocotheape
Member since Aug 2015
3782 posts
Posted on 6/16/20 at 12:41 pm to
Anecdotal evidence shows otherwise IME
Posted by MorbidTheClown
Baton Rouge
Member since Jan 2015
65890 posts
Posted on 6/16/20 at 12:43 pm to
interesting. been eating mcdonald's fries my whole life. still have my hair.
This post was edited on 6/16/20 at 12:47 pm
Posted by High C
viewing the fall....
Member since Nov 2012
53790 posts
Posted on 6/16/20 at 12:44 pm to
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the wildly popular french fries at McDonalds


Ehhhh
Posted by zacata88
Member since Mar 2014
1682 posts
Posted on 6/16/20 at 12:44 pm to
Saw this here months ago. Will be one of the many studies that never results in anything.
Posted by TigerintheNO
New Orleans
Member since Jan 2004
41187 posts
Posted on 6/16/20 at 12:44 pm to
always thought it was a wig

Posted by yatesdog38
in your head rent free
Member since Sep 2013
12737 posts
Posted on 6/16/20 at 12:45 pm to
Gonna have to go get some nuggets now. Love them.
Posted by Stealth Matrix
29°59'55.98"N 90°05'21.85"W
Member since Aug 2019
7823 posts
Posted on 6/16/20 at 12:46 pm to
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dimethylpolysiloxane


What the frick is this hard-word doing in my McDiesel fries?
Posted by LegendInMyMind
Member since Apr 2019
53962 posts
Posted on 6/16/20 at 12:46 pm to
If that is the case, there are more ingredients in those fries than potatoes, oil, and salt.
That's not a surprise considering one of the ingredients in mcnuggets is butane.
This post was edited on 6/16/20 at 12:49 pm
Posted by S
RIP Wayde
Member since Jan 2007
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Posted on 6/16/20 at 12:47 pm to
Bring back the select strips
Posted by Sidicous
Middle of Nowhere
Member since Aug 2015
17160 posts
Posted on 6/16/20 at 12:49 pm to
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one of the ingredients in mcnuggets is butane.
So like yer sayin, can make some bubble hash AND cure the munchies at the same time? Now, with extra hair too!

Yeah, i'ma super size it awright holmes.
Posted by Geauxin off
Member since Aug 2009
2096 posts
Posted on 6/16/20 at 12:49 pm to
McDonald’s campaign to boost profits. It will work like a charm. The new Popeyes chicken sandwich.... bald guys beating each other’s asses over the last box of fries
Posted by Dat Boi Bruce
15th Judicial District
Member since Mar 2020
644 posts
Posted on 6/16/20 at 12:56 pm to
Guess it's time to start exclusively eating McDonald's fries...goodbye waistline, hello new hair follicles
Posted by La Place Mike
West Florida Republic
Member since Jan 2004
28805 posts
Posted on 6/16/20 at 1:17 pm to
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been eating mcdonald's fries my whole life. still have my hair.


I guess that is what I get for preferring Burger King to McDonald's in my youth.
Posted by CptRusty
Basket of Deplorables
Member since Aug 2011
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Posted on 6/16/20 at 1:20 pm to
Posted by saturday
Pronoun (Baw)
Member since Feb 2007
7095 posts
Posted on 6/16/20 at 1:24 pm to
But it is a known cause of fat arse.
Posted by GeorgeTheGreek
Sparta, Greece
Member since Mar 2008
66434 posts
Posted on 6/16/20 at 1:26 pm to
Posted by MorbidTheClown
Baton Rouge
Member since Jan 2015
65890 posts
Posted on 6/16/20 at 1:28 pm to
hope no one finds an 8 yr old tweet with Mcd's thanking a republican for their compliment.
Posted by waiting4saturday
Covington, LA
Member since Sep 2005
9720 posts
Posted on 6/16/20 at 1:55 pm to
Who paid for this study - Hamburger U?
Posted by 225Tyga
Member since Oct 2013
15803 posts
Posted on 6/16/20 at 1:58 pm to
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McDonalds fries might cure baldness


They dont.
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