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Stuck in ORD for the next 3 hours...what should I do?

Posted on 1/22/18 at 1:39 pm
Posted by DustyDinkleman
Here
Member since Feb 2012
20390 posts
Posted on 1/22/18 at 1:39 pm
Be creative...
Posted by TigerBait2008
Boulder,CO
Member since Jun 2008
40491 posts
Posted on 1/22/18 at 1:40 pm to
Gfy
Posted by danilo
Member since Nov 2008
26348 posts
Posted on 1/22/18 at 1:40 pm to
Spank it?
Posted by DustyDinkleman
Here
Member since Feb 2012
20390 posts
Posted on 1/22/18 at 1:40 pm to
Which terminal can I accomplish that in?
Posted by MeridianDog
Home on the range
Member since Nov 2010
14539 posts
Posted on 1/22/18 at 1:42 pm to
Get a seat facing concourse and take photos of everyone that passes. Eventually they will arrest you and by the time you talk yourself out of confinement, the third flight after yours will be ready for boarding.
Posted by ThePenIsMightier
Member since Jul 2006
9083 posts
Posted on 1/22/18 at 1:43 pm to
Drink overpriced booze.
Posted by kciDAtaE
Member since Apr 2017
17804 posts
Posted on 1/22/18 at 1:43 pm to
Depends. What is the category? Definitely wouldn’t buy a vowel.
Posted by Tiger inTampa
Tampa, FL
Member since Sep 2009
2171 posts
Posted on 1/22/18 at 1:43 pm to
What's ORD? Some kind of oil field training?
Posted by DustyDinkleman
Here
Member since Feb 2012
20390 posts
Posted on 1/22/18 at 1:43 pm to
Why would I want photos of ugly, fat people?
Posted by Cosmo
glassman's guest house
Member since Oct 2003
132696 posts
Posted on 1/22/18 at 1:47 pm to
check out the centurion lounge
Posted by Bustedsack
Member since Dec 2017
4387 posts
Posted on 1/22/18 at 1:48 pm to
O'hare airport, Chicago
Posted by Jimmy2shoes
The South
Member since Mar 2014
11004 posts
Posted on 1/22/18 at 1:50 pm to
Airport hookers?
Or take an earlier flight with this lady
Posted by Fat Harry
70115
Member since Mar 2005
2403 posts
Posted on 1/22/18 at 1:54 pm to
United Lounge
Posted by TheWalrus
Land of the Hogs
Member since Dec 2012
48131 posts
Posted on 1/22/18 at 2:00 pm to
Manchu Wok
Posted by Bruco
Charlotte, NC
Member since Aug 2016
3034 posts
Posted on 1/22/18 at 2:28 pm to
Eat at Publican then airport bar crawl
Posted by real turf fan
East Tennessee
Member since Dec 2016
12251 posts
Posted on 1/22/18 at 2:37 pm to
I was at O'Hare once (three hour wait) and a woman sat down beside me, nice, older woman, no carry on luggage.

I asked her where she was going and she said, "Oh, I'm not traveling at all. I live here, but I come out here to watch all the different people walk by and I tell myself that this is like going to heaven with all the different people going through the pearly gates."

She had the most contented look on her face.

She was.....memorable in a really different way.
Posted by Yewkindewit
Near Birmingham, Alabama
Member since Apr 2012
22033 posts
Posted on 1/22/18 at 3:03 pm to
Sit in a chair facing the passers by, hunch up your pants up high while outlining your package, grunt and ahem and pssssst for attention, and enjoy the scenario.
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