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Stubborn dogs know they’re fricking with us
Posted on 5/29/20 at 1:37 am
Posted on 5/29/20 at 1:37 am
Oh my gosh. I just spent 5 minutes (it felt like 15) trying to negotiate with the dog to get off the couch to go into his crate. He was like a limp fish. Every time I tried moving him, he just fell back into his nook on the couch. I tried bribing him with treats and scratches. I tried being assertive, I tried being logical, I tried being nice, I tried pulling him and pushing him from his place . And he always just ended up paying on his back with his tounge hanging out looking pleased with himself.
When I finally got him off the couch, he immediately went into the crate no questions asked. He knew what was up. He was being stubborn because he just wanted to be the center of attention before bed.
When I finally got him off the couch, he immediately went into the crate no questions asked. He knew what was up. He was being stubborn because he just wanted to be the center of attention before bed.
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Posted on 5/29/20 at 1:39 am to athenslife101
This isn’t MySpace
Posted on 5/29/20 at 1:40 am to athenslife101
Sounds adorable and awesome. I miss having a pup.
Posted on 5/29/20 at 1:41 am to athenslife101
Logical, assertive, people do not negotiate with dogs.
Posted on 5/29/20 at 1:41 am to athenslife101
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I just spent 5 minutes (it felt like 15) trying to negotiate with the dog to get off
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He was like a limp fish.
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I tried pulling him and pushing him
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he always just ended up paying on his back with his tounge hanging out looking pleased with himself.
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When I finally got him off
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He knew what was up.
Posted on 5/29/20 at 1:45 am to dbeck
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Dbeck
Posted on 5/29/20 at 1:46 am to athenslife101
Get rid of the crate. Let that dog crash on the coach.
Is he bad if you leave him out ?
Is he bad if you leave him out ?
Posted on 5/29/20 at 1:46 am to Ryan3232
He’s like a timeshare. I’m not the owner. I always end up with him for like a week or two at a time every couple of months. I wish I could get a dog of my own but I can’t with my current job.
This post was edited on 5/29/20 at 2:01 am
Posted on 5/29/20 at 1:50 am to Bigfishchoupique
Well, I don’t want him sleeping on my bed. And if he isn’t around anyone, he’d start getting nervous and start crying if he isn’t in his crate. I wanted to spend the night on the couch (which I’ll almost certainly do for the next few days) but I couldn’t tonight. I just thought it was super funny and my post didn’t do it justice but I feel like most people can relate to stubborn dogs. Little shite knew better
Posted on 5/29/20 at 1:51 am to athenslife101
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I wish uncoils get a dog of my own but I can’t with my current job.
I have 4 aunts and 2 uncoils.
Posted on 5/29/20 at 2:13 am to athenslife101
You must not be viewed as Alpha.
Posted on 5/29/20 at 3:33 am to athenslife101
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. I wanted to spend the night on the couch but I couldn’t tonight
Congrats on getting laid tonight!
Posted on 5/29/20 at 7:06 am to athenslife101
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He knew what was up.
Sadly, I think he does. He knows he's the alpha with an embarrassment of an owner.
Posted on 5/29/20 at 7:10 am to athenslife101
Dogs like routines. If you crate train right, nothing can stop a dog from getting to his crate if it gets even a hunch that it's time for bed or you're leaving the house.
Posted on 5/29/20 at 7:11 am to athenslife101
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Oh my gosh.
What are you a 12 yo girl...
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trying to negotiate with the dog to get off the couch to go into his crate.
You’re beta
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I tried being nice, I tried pulling him and pushing him from his place . And he always just ended up paying on his back with his tounge hanging out looking pleased with himself.
You’re definitely beta.
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He was being stubborn because he just wanted to be the center of attention before bed.
Dogs got you trained.
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