Strategy when using a urinal

Why would you take out the beans?

Pants down around the ankles.

Absolutely just zipper then frank. Then the all important reverse order frank then zipper.

completely naked

Find some dude already standing in front of a urinal. Step up to his urinal, whip out the meat and crowd him in. Most of the time, these beta males will get the frick out of your way and will not say a damn thing. Enjoy the alpha dog moment.

Zipper
Frank
Grab dick like a baseball bat
Piss all over my last three fingers
Wash hands
Frank
Zipper
Leave

I pull out the whole bag and start batwinging that shite.

Obviously not beans out because that's retarded. Pull up to urinal, back up two steps like a place kicker, pinch the tube and set the angle with index and middle finger while simultaneously releasing bladder. When it gets painful, release tube and blast piss into urinal from 5-7 feet away. There is no way to "stick the landing" so to speak, so piss all over the floor as bladder pressure drops.