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re: Starkville, MS Man Charged with Unnatural Intercourse with Horse

Posted on 7/14/15 at 3:41 pm to
Posted by OMLandshark
Member since Apr 2009
120445 posts
Posted on 7/14/15 at 3:41 pm to
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“I’ve been here 23 years and I’ve never charged anyone with this crime until now,” Watson said.



"But I'd never seen a black man do it, so I knew I had to do something," Watson later added.
Posted by RockAndRollDetective
Baton Rouge
Member since Mar 2014
4506 posts
Posted on 7/14/15 at 3:42 pm to
quote:

Unnatural Intercourse with Horse
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Is there any other kind of intercourse with a horse ?

The horse just said that he was kind of nervous and wasn't really into foreplay.
Posted by weadjust
Member since Aug 2012
15818 posts
Posted on 7/14/15 at 3:43 pm to
quote:

I probably don't want to know, but I have to ask...what would constitute "natural intercourse" with a horse?


The intercourse has to take place in Tijuana
Posted by rootisback
Member since Mar 2014
3371 posts
Posted on 7/14/15 at 3:44 pm to
How can intercourse with a horse be un-natural in Starkville? Was Merlins watching?
Posted by fr33manator
Baton Rouge
Member since Oct 2010
135058 posts
Posted on 7/14/15 at 3:45 pm to
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If he'd only just have had natural sex with it.



like take it to dinner first?

"I'll have the filet and lobster and she'll have a bag of oats."
Posted by idlewatcher
Planet Arium
Member since Jan 2012
98872 posts
Posted on 7/14/15 at 3:48 pm to
#horselivesmatter?
Posted by rpg37
Biloxi, MS
Member since Sep 2008
54986 posts
Posted on 7/14/15 at 3:53 pm to
Did he have the horse sign a consent form? Most universities have this policy in place to protect their coeds.
Posted by gingerkittie
Member since Aug 2013
2675 posts
Posted on 7/14/15 at 3:57 pm to
Maybe was just getting into character for the updated and kinky version of Mr Ed?

A horse is a horse.
unless of course,
you want have unnatural intercourse........

Posted by fr33manator
Baton Rouge
Member since Oct 2010
135058 posts
Posted on 7/14/15 at 3:58 pm to
quote:

Did he have the horse sign a consent form? Most universities have this policy in place to protect their coeds.



Neigh means Neigh
Posted by offshoretrash
Farmerville, La
Member since Aug 2008
10779 posts
Posted on 7/14/15 at 4:01 pm to
#horselivesmatter
Posted by rootisback
Member since Mar 2014
3371 posts
Posted on 7/14/15 at 4:03 pm to
#horsenookiemattersinstarkville
Posted by Cdawg
TigerFred's Living Room
Member since Sep 2003
62227 posts
Posted on 7/14/15 at 4:05 pm to
shite, that's a crime?
Posted by KingBarkus
New Orleans
Member since Nov 2009
8436 posts
Posted on 7/14/15 at 4:12 pm to
quote:

How can intercourse with a horse be un-natural in Starkville? Was Merlins watching?


34-29.
Posted by Darth_Vader
A galaxy far, far away
Member since Dec 2011
74688 posts
Posted on 7/14/15 at 4:17 pm to
All he's got to do is tell the judge he's a trans-species and identifies as a horse. They'll throw his case out of court right then and there.
Posted by TheCaterpillar
Member since Jan 2004
76774 posts
Posted on 7/14/15 at 4:19 pm to
Think his cow is jealous?
Posted by RockAndRollDetective
Baton Rouge
Member since Mar 2014
4506 posts
Posted on 7/14/15 at 4:25 pm to
quote:

Neigh means Neigh

Winner.
Posted by VernonPLSUfan
Leesville, La.
Member since Sep 2007
17971 posts
Posted on 7/14/15 at 4:28 pm to
Unnatural. Mr. Watson wasn't a thorough bred.
Posted by sjmabry
Texas
Member since Aug 2013
19092 posts
Posted on 7/14/15 at 4:34 pm to
Nevermind...
Posted by 14caratgoldjones
Uniontown, Al
Member since Aug 2009
1654 posts
Posted on 7/14/15 at 4:37 pm to
From Gay sects to beastiality sects, not too different. The SJW's will fight for it and be legal in a few years, carry on Mississippi.
Posted by ApexTiger
cary nc
Member since Oct 2003
56632 posts
Posted on 7/14/15 at 4:42 pm to
quote:

“I’ve been here 23 years and I’ve never charged anyone with this crime until now,” Watson said.




Rachel Maddow

"I think it's time to put Horse Equality back in the talking points"

This post was edited on 7/14/15 at 4:43 pm
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