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Spring Cleaning: Get Cut, Get Butt
Posted on 3/21/18 at 2:50 pm
Posted on 3/21/18 at 2:50 pm
It's that time of year again. Time to get ya 2-to-5.5 inch inseems (or speedos) and hit the beach.
Step one: Gear. You already know ya boy in dressing rooms all over town getting fitted. He in there naked hitting competition poses, and trying on swim shorts during water breaks.
Step two: Cut. Your boy been waiting for this since September '17 (and since he was a small child). He took off January at the gym to let the resolutioners clear out, but he spent his off time consuming enough protein to kill the average man. Then he spent February and March turning his body into a chiseled meat factory. You already know he beach ready. Ladies at the beach seein the ring on dude's finger knowing they fricked up. They thirsty talking crazy bout some "it aint cheeting if nobody know." FOH. Meanwhile, group of dadbods lowkey mirin ya boy but still throwing shade cuz they know the game aint fair. Sitting there looking like Hillary voters after the election, pretending they game not arse.
What about you fam? You beach ready?
Step one: Gear. You already know ya boy in dressing rooms all over town getting fitted. He in there naked hitting competition poses, and trying on swim shorts during water breaks.
Step two: Cut. Your boy been waiting for this since September '17 (and since he was a small child). He took off January at the gym to let the resolutioners clear out, but he spent his off time consuming enough protein to kill the average man. Then he spent February and March turning his body into a chiseled meat factory. You already know he beach ready. Ladies at the beach seein the ring on dude's finger knowing they fricked up. They thirsty talking crazy bout some "it aint cheeting if nobody know." FOH. Meanwhile, group of dadbods lowkey mirin ya boy but still throwing shade cuz they know the game aint fair. Sitting there looking like Hillary voters after the election, pretending they game not arse.
What about you fam? You beach ready?
Posted on 3/21/18 at 2:51 pm to Pecker
what happened to the animal threads?
Posted on 3/21/18 at 2:52 pm to Pecker
Did you really just start a thread asking men to show your their arse in speedos?
Posted on 3/21/18 at 2:55 pm to Pecker
only thing im missing is the base tan. still pale from the winter. if it was july/august i might die from sunburn from a day at the beach
Posted on 3/21/18 at 2:58 pm to Pecker
I'd love to spend a day with you hitting up bathing suit dressing rooms. Nothing gay, I'd just like to get some pointers.
Posted on 3/21/18 at 2:58 pm to Darth_Vader
quote:
Did you really just start a thread asking men to show your their arse in speedos?
Nah, just giving the OT a heads up for spring cleaning. If you're not ready yet, you might have to start working in two-a-days at the meat factory.
Posted on 3/21/18 at 2:59 pm to Darth_Vader
You jealous because you can be described as "doughy"?
Posted on 3/21/18 at 3:00 pm to Pecker
Already on it, baw. Fasted cardio and lifts 3x a week, balls to the wall cardio on Tues/Thurs
Posted on 3/21/18 at 3:02 pm to TH03
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Already on it, baw. Fasted cardio and lifts 3x a week, balls to the wall cardio on Tues/Thurs
I see you
Posted on 3/21/18 at 3:02 pm to Pecker
I bleached my a-hole yesterday
Posted on 3/21/18 at 3:04 pm to Tyga Woods
quote:
I bleached my a-hole yesterday
Nice
Posted on 3/21/18 at 3:08 pm to Pecker
i would say you try too hard, but, your name is pecker. maybe you're just naturally a dick.
This post was edited on 3/21/18 at 3:11 pm
Posted on 3/21/18 at 3:10 pm to Tyga Woods
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I bleached my a-hole yesterday
Does it look like that or a few shades lighter?
Posted on 3/21/18 at 3:10 pm to Tyga Woods
You get it waxed too? You better.
Posted on 3/21/18 at 3:11 pm to Pecker
quote:
Get Cut, Get Butt
So confirmed. Pecker likes to frick dudes in the arse.
Posted on 3/21/18 at 3:11 pm to FulshearTiger
Baw, that might be on you if you see "get butt" and assume it's male butt.
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