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Posted on 3/17/16 at 11:53 am to Jorts R Us
No regrets But I do have a funny story:
There were 10 of us were staying in a 2 bedroom condo. One night I passed out drunk on the couch. I remember waking up in the wee hours of the morning having to piss. The problem was there were 5 or 6 people sleeping on the floor between me and the bathroom. I remember sittting up, seeing the light on in the bathroom but I figured there was no way I could make it there without stepping on a few people and pissing them off.
So, apparently I just said frick it and layed back down. Next thing I know my buddy is shaking me, screaming WTF!!! I was laying there on my back with my dick out just pissing away. I think I pissed on (&off for that matter) 3 or 4 guys. My buddy said after I stopped peeing, I passed back out with my dick still out. He had to wake me back up to tell me to "put that that thing away!"
The rest of the trip I vowed not to get pass out drunk around those guys because I knew they were more than likely out for revenge after I peed all over them.
There were 10 of us were staying in a 2 bedroom condo. One night I passed out drunk on the couch. I remember waking up in the wee hours of the morning having to piss. The problem was there were 5 or 6 people sleeping on the floor between me and the bathroom. I remember sittting up, seeing the light on in the bathroom but I figured there was no way I could make it there without stepping on a few people and pissing them off.
So, apparently I just said frick it and layed back down. Next thing I know my buddy is shaking me, screaming WTF!!! I was laying there on my back with my dick out just pissing away. I think I pissed on (&off for that matter) 3 or 4 guys. My buddy said after I stopped peeing, I passed back out with my dick still out. He had to wake me back up to tell me to "put that that thing away!"
The rest of the trip I vowed not to get pass out drunk around those guys because I knew they were more than likely out for revenge after I peed all over them.
Posted on 3/17/16 at 11:57 am to mikelbr
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But was half the pussy and twice the dudes
Which didn't really effect you right? A hole is a hole.
Posted on 3/17/16 at 11:59 am to boddagetta
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So, apparently I just said frick it and layed back down. Next thing I know my buddy is shaking me, screaming WTF!!! I was laying there on my back with my dick out just pissing away. I think I pissed on (&off for that matter) 3 or 4 guys. My buddy said after I stopped peeing, I passed back out with my dick still out. He had to wake me back up to tell me to "put that that thing away!"
YOU DENIGRATE.
I'm Guilty. Twice on rugby trips. Once in Shreveport. Once in College Station. Both times woke up shitfaced peeing all over an older player's shite and trying not to get beat up.
Posted on 3/17/16 at 11:59 am to Jorts R Us
Attended South Alabama from 99-04 and went to the beach twice. What in the actual frick was I thinking. On top of that in the summer of 2001 I met a fraternity brother that was from Mobile who was back home all summer. This kid's dad was like the most well known, respected Gynos in the area. We hung out all summer and had a blast, but he would always suggest every weekend that we go to his dad's beach house in Destin and we'd shoot it down like fricking idiots. GOT DAMN IT, YOUNG MONTY! 
Posted on 3/17/16 at 12:00 pm to terd ferguson
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Which didn't really effect you right? A hole is a hole.
Well yea it did, until closing time. Then I found players from the Armed Services teams at the tournaments. Usually the nuke submarine guys were first to line up to suck off any hard-up dudes. Something about being used to it from their time up in the NE coastal area.
This post was edited on 3/17/16 at 12:01 pm
Posted on 3/17/16 at 12:02 pm to Jorts R Us
about 15 years ago i was walking on the beach with a chick that i had just met, when out of nowhere a water balloon that some s-breakers had catapulted hit her in the face and killed her....she seemed nice.
Posted on 3/17/16 at 12:03 pm to Skillet
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about 15 years ago i was walking on the beach with a chick that i had just met, when out of nowhere a water balloon that some s-breakers had catapulted hit her in the face and killed her....she seemed nice.
And you gonna tell that story leaving out the part where you tried to frick her back to life?
Posted on 3/17/16 at 12:06 pm to mikelbr
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rugby trips
We know a lot of the same folks. I did not know this.
Posted on 3/17/16 at 12:08 pm to mikelbr
Would have to be staying in a condo at PCB with 15 people, getting shitfaced for 6 days straight and sleeping on the floor.
I wanted to leave the beach so badly, that I rented a car to drive home a day early
I wanted to leave the beach so badly, that I rented a car to drive home a day early
Posted on 3/17/16 at 12:13 pm to Jorts R Us
My freshman year in college. My girlfriend of a year had just recently broken up with me a couple of months before that. I was heartbroken. While on the beach one day, me and my friends met and played volleyball with these 4 girls. Two of them asked if I would like to go to the movies that night. We did and took a walk on the beach after. On the beach, one of them kissed me. I walked them back to their hotel, and the other one kissed me. They asked me if I would come back up to their room with them. All I could think about was my ex and wanted to stay loyal to her (even though she never came back). I passed up a guaranteed championship belt, and they were both hot 18 year olds. 
Posted on 3/17/16 at 12:22 pm to Jorts R Us
I turned down an OT 3 one night in Club La Vila because I was dating my future wife at the time. We are divorced now so I regret turning down the OT 3. 
Posted on 3/17/16 at 12:24 pm to X123F45
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We know a lot of the same folks. I did not know this.
Does that at least explain some of my style?
Speaking of... Guppy messaged me recently after lurking a post. Hadn't heard him in years. He was younger than me. I was 94-98 then later with BR.
Posted on 3/17/16 at 12:25 pm to jvilletiger25
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My freshman year in college. My girlfriend of a year had just recently broken up with me a couple of months before that. I was heartbroken. While on the beach one day, me and my friends met and played volleyball with these 4 girls. Two of them asked if I would like to go to the movies that night. We did and took a walk on the beach after. On the beach, one of them kissed me. I walked them back to their hotel, and the other one kissed me. They asked me if I would come back up to their room with them. All I could think about was my ex and wanted to stay loyal to her (even though she never came back). I passed up a guaranteed championship belt, and they were both hot 18 year olds.
They BOTH made the move first and you still passed it up?!!
Posted on 3/17/16 at 12:26 pm to jvilletiger25
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Two of them asked if I would like to go to the movies that night
Who goes to the movies on spring break?
Posted on 3/17/16 at 12:26 pm to Jack Daniel
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I turned down an OT 3 one night in Club La Vila because I was dating my future wife at the time. We are divorced now so I regret turning down the OT 3.
Well if we're talking Club Spinnaker and La Vela stories/regrets I can chime in. They just happened to be in the summer during the PCB 7s Rugby tournament. I regret not closing the deal with a Spinnaker's Part Owner's wife in a dark part of the bar(not all parts are open during slow times).
Another time, I regret sharing my MDA with two buddies at La Vela just as I ventured to the ground floor aka basement techno club to find 20 or so Asian sluts with glow sticks.
Posted on 3/17/16 at 12:27 pm to TygerTyger
You should have made up some story about how your backpack got stolen and it had her number in it, and that you had been sad and trying to find her for 2 years and wanted to take her out to dinner
Posted on 3/17/16 at 12:33 pm to Jorts R Us
Went on spring break to Panama City back in 2008-ish with my girlfriend at the time and her hot friend. Ended up smashing both and the g/f was cool with it after we talked her into it.
Posted on 3/17/16 at 12:34 pm to TheBadgerOfHoney
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Went on spring break to Panama City back in 2008-ish with my girlfriend at the time and her hot friend. Ended up smashing both and the g/f was cool with it after we talked her into it.
1. You're full of shite.
2. This is a regret thread not a bragging thread, frick-o.
Posted on 3/17/16 at 12:35 pm to bigberg2000
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Who goes to the movies on spring break?
The kind of girls that meet someone and immediately decide to have a 3some.
a.k.a. people that don't exist
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