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re: Spouse check-in excuses

Posted on 5/29/17 at 7:38 am to
Posted by FenrirTheBeard
NOLA
Member since Jun 2012
6736 posts
Posted on 5/29/17 at 7:38 am to
quote:

double it up with some sildenafil about 30 minutes before... pow pow


Good God. Sounds like that would lead to a terminal erection.
Posted by Breesus
House of the Rising Sun
Member since Jan 2010
69425 posts
Posted on 5/29/17 at 7:41 am to
Allow me to be your first downvote.
Posted by SavageOrangeJug
Member since Oct 2005
19758 posts
Posted on 5/29/17 at 7:54 am to
quote:

This thread will sort out the regulars and old timers vs. the newbies.

Men, real men, of the OT don't need enhancers.

You must be a newbie to come in here and admit that your dick does not work.

The wife didn't want it because someone gave her a real dick that works while you were at the pharmacy buying an "enhancer".
Posted by Jake88
Member since Apr 2005
77694 posts
Posted on 5/29/17 at 9:04 am to
quote:

"I'm stressed about work"
"I don't feel good about myself"
"Not now, but in the morning.....come morning: not now, how about later?"
"I'm exhausted"

I can keep going, I've been married for 20+ years, I've heard every excuse in the book

You ever get the "Why don't you try anymore?", or "You could have gotten some last night, I gave you a hint."? This is after years of being trained not to expect it very often.
Posted by Jake88
Member since Apr 2005
77694 posts
Posted on 5/29/17 at 9:07 am to
I suspect that about 50% of the people who require Viagra and the like could actually be cured by the strange. I don't take them, but I'd volunteer for the study. I'll hop in the tumescence measurement group with and without strange without Viagra.
This post was edited on 5/29/17 at 9:11 am
Posted by SavageOrangeJug
Member since Oct 2005
19758 posts
Posted on 5/29/17 at 9:09 am to
quote:

I suspect that about 50% of the people who require Viagra and thrive could actually be cured by the strange. I don't take them, but I'd volunteer for the study.

HEAR! HEAR!
Posted by PrivatePublic
Member since Nov 2012
17848 posts
Posted on 5/29/17 at 9:10 am to
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I don't understand how these women expect to stay reasonably happily married.


Happiness for them has nothing to do with sex.
Posted by chrome_daddy
LA (Lower Ashvegas)
Member since May 2004
2451 posts
Posted on 5/29/17 at 9:13 am to
God I am a lucky motherfricker.
Posted by Evil Little Thing
Member since Jul 2013
11591 posts
Posted on 5/29/17 at 9:21 am to
quote:

Allow me to be your first downvote.


I'd expect nothing less from you
Posted by Displaced
Member since Dec 2011
32979 posts
Posted on 5/29/17 at 9:23 am to
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don't understand how these women expect to stay reasonably happily married.
. How many times have you been divorced?
Posted by Evil Little Thing
Member since Jul 2013
11591 posts
Posted on 5/29/17 at 9:24 am to
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Happiness for them has nothing to do with sex.


Maybe not, but fulfilling a spouse's needs is part of having a happy marriage. Even if they aren't super sexually motivated, they have to understand it's important to others.
Posted by Evil Little Thing
Member since Jul 2013
11591 posts
Posted on 5/29/17 at 9:26 am to
Just once, but I'm still fairly young.

Are you implying that regularly rejecting your spouse is a good thing for a relationship?
This post was edited on 5/29/17 at 9:27 am
Posted by Displaced
Member since Dec 2011
32979 posts
Posted on 5/29/17 at 9:28 am to
Nope, simply that marriage advice from a young divorcee isn't often sought.
Posted by Evil Little Thing
Member since Jul 2013
11591 posts
Posted on 5/29/17 at 9:30 am to
I wasn't offering advice.
Posted by PrivatePublic
Member since Nov 2012
17848 posts
Posted on 5/29/17 at 9:32 am to
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Maybe not, but fulfilling a spouse's needs is part of having a happy marriage


Your "need" for sex is ridiculous and impractical.

(their mindset, not mine)
Posted by Displaced
Member since Dec 2011
32979 posts
Posted on 5/29/17 at 9:32 am to
Just opinions and experiences on what makes a long lasting/happy marriage?
Posted by djangochained
Gardere
Member since Jul 2013
19118 posts
Posted on 5/29/17 at 9:34 am to
Fairly young is old
Posted by cgrand
HAMMOND
Member since Oct 2009
46242 posts
Posted on 5/29/17 at 9:47 am to
I had a real good twenty year run but I can see the bumps in the road upcoming
just have to try new things to wind her up which isn't all bad in the grand scheme of things
Posted by yellowfin
Coastal Bar
Member since May 2006
98731 posts
Posted on 5/29/17 at 10:33 am to
Tell her she can either have sex with you or your girlfriend will
Posted by RLDSC FAN
Rancho Cucamonga, CA
Member since Nov 2008
58597 posts
Posted on 5/29/17 at 10:42 am to
quote:


8 drops in and something has to give. 



Damn, isn't that too much?
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