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Spinoff: You ever assemble something for the kids buzzed?
Posted on 12/24/16 at 10:12 pm
Posted on 12/24/16 at 10:12 pm
My wife bought my daughter a chest of drawers one year that had to be fricking assembled (cheap shite with expensive price). I fought that fricker through 3 showings of a Christmas story and 1 showing of Elf. The madder I got the more beer I consumed. The bottom drawer still doesn't work right.
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Posted on 12/24/16 at 10:15 pm to BOSCEAUX
Oh yeah. Giant fricking dollhouse with one of my coworkers for my daughter. He lived like 5 houses down. Younger guy with no kids. He,I and his brother took down a case of beer and some whiskey assembling that bitch. We still laugh about it. Most interesting part was carrying it down the street stumbling
Posted on 12/24/16 at 10:20 pm to BOSCEAUX
Every single year since I've been a father.
Posted on 12/24/16 at 10:20 pm to BOSCEAUX
Doing it right niw. Play kitchen formy
2 year old daugther. Hard af
2 year old daugther. Hard af
Posted on 12/24/16 at 10:21 pm to BOSCEAUX
Every year for the past 13 years.
This is the first year im not assembling anything.
This is the first year im not assembling anything.
Posted on 12/24/16 at 10:23 pm to tgrbaitn08
Dang bro. 13. That means you got a teenager now? Assemble a highball asap.
Posted on 12/24/16 at 10:23 pm to BOSCEAUX
Just about everything my kids have that needed assembling I did with a drink
Posted on 12/24/16 at 10:25 pm to BOSCEAUX
I'm trying to assemble a new liver.
Merry Christmas and Happy Hannukah to all my TD brethren.
Merry Christmas and Happy Hannukah to all my TD brethren.
Posted on 12/24/16 at 10:39 pm to REB BEER
Yep. A basketball goal gave me a mild concussion one year. Good times.
Posted on 12/24/16 at 10:41 pm to BOSCEAUX
I swear these instructions are written in Orgeron
Posted on 12/24/16 at 10:42 pm to BOSCEAUX
I'm pretty sure everything I assembled for my kids at Christmas time I was buzzing. Would have been weird if I wasn't 
Posted on 12/24/16 at 10:44 pm to BOSCEAUX
Isnt that the only way to do it????
Posted on 12/24/16 at 10:50 pm to BOSCEAUX
These things are a bitch to put together baked
Posted on 12/24/16 at 10:59 pm to BOSCEAUX
You mean "is anyone else a parent?"
Posted on 12/24/16 at 11:10 pm to BOSCEAUX
Better question is who assembled their kids stuff sober.
Posted on 12/24/16 at 11:14 pm to BOSCEAUX
My dad has revealed to me that assembling the Batcave set when I was 5 took him until 4:00 in the morning, and he had several drinks doing it.
Posted on 12/24/16 at 11:15 pm to BOSCEAUX
Man it sucks trying to work while buzzed. Mopping does get a lot more fun though 
(Granted, I'm a college kid so yes, I work at a shitty fast food resturant)
(Granted, I'm a college kid so yes, I work at a shitty fast food resturant)
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