re: spinoff: what did you witness someone do?

I was at LaGuardia airport and saw a guy in a suit surreptitiously pass a manila enevelope to another guy in a suit while walking opposite directions. I pretended I didn't see anything.

Witnessed someone smoke crack, scary shite.

Witnessed a Lady in her Bentley driving over the BenFranklin Bridge digging her nose and eating its contents.

The first lap dance I ever got was from a girl who must not have wiped her arse. I could literally smell shite coming off her arse.

I was passing through so I never checked if it made the 10pm news (pretty much no internet at that time) but I imagine it did.

It was astounding to see that thing vaporize, if the wheels weren't nearby it would have been hard for me to agree I was looking at a car crash.

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The first lap dance I ever got was from a girl who must not have wiped her arse. I could literally smell shite coming off her arse.

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That's downright disgusting...

East bound on I-12 watched a Ford Expedition that was headed west bound towards me, flip in the center ejecting all occupants except the driver. It was a family of 5 coming back from Florida. Everyone but the driver died.....that was hard.

I drove my wife at the time, and her grandmother home from Nola to LaPlace after her grandfathers funeral. She laid a brown mound as we passed causeway. That was a very long trip.

Got cut off on I-20 by 3 folks in a honda accord. The female driver pulled to hard and hit the center wall which caused her to flip a few times. The back seat passenger didn't make it.

In high school saw a fat chick jump from a bridge at a local swimming hole. Instead of landing in the water she landed on a sand bar, shattering her leg.

I played DE and was coming around the tackle and didn't see the running back coming down the line. he dove at my legs as I planted my right foot and my knee bent backwards at 45 degrees. It was like the lower half of my leg was jello.

In a big fight I saw a guy get eaten up by a pitbull. The dogs name was Ju, as in Judas. The guy that owned the dog gave the command "gang Ju" and that dog tore the ever loving shite out of the guy.

I've got tons more....

Back when I played rec league baseball I saw some kid take a fastball straight to the mouth while I was playing catcher. He immediately dropped down over home plate covering his face and wailing, then when he raised his head I saw blood and teeth on the ground and him spitting up more of both till the umpire pulled me back and the coaches came out of the dugout while a parent called 911. The kid who was pitching had some good velocity, but his control was suspect, and I think he had already hit another batter that inning. From my point of view the pitch was coming directly at the batter's head as soon as it left the pitcher's hand, and instead of ducking out of the way the kid swung all the way through and had no chance of avoiding getting hit at that point. Shook everyone involved up, but the kid turned out fine after surgery and was back out there by the next season.

As guy in basic training decided he didn't want to serve anymore. His way out was suicide by plastic fork, started stabbing himself in the arm with a plastic fork during chow. What a moron. Also and I shite you not, his last name was Coward.