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Spinoff: Do Blind Dudes sit when they pee?

Posted on 2/27/25 at 10:28 am
Posted by oatmeal
NOLA
Member since Apr 2014
574 posts
Posted on 2/27/25 at 10:28 am
do they know when they get a little on the seat?
Posted by chinhoyang
Member since Jun 2011
25071 posts
Posted on 2/27/25 at 10:29 am to
they just let it fly, hell, they might not even be in the bathroom
Posted by fr33manator
Baton Rouge
Member since Oct 2010
130481 posts
Posted on 2/27/25 at 10:31 am to
No. They feel for the urinal or the bowl and listen.



You've never peed in the dark?
This post was edited on 2/27/25 at 10:32 am
Posted by OldmanBeasley
Charlotte
Member since Jun 2014
10498 posts
Posted on 2/27/25 at 10:31 am to
Nope, spray and pray brother.
Posted by JetsetNuggs
Member since Jun 2014
14993 posts
Posted on 2/27/25 at 10:32 am to
I aim back left to minimize the sound

They probably try to work up front for maximum volume
Posted by Funky Tide 8
Bayou Chico
Member since Feb 2009
54924 posts
Posted on 2/27/25 at 10:34 am to
They do a couple of dolphin clicks towards the toilet, and its pretty easy for them to hear where the bowl is.
This post was edited on 2/27/25 at 10:37 am
Posted by OysterPoBoy
City of St. George
Member since Jul 2013
40773 posts
Posted on 2/27/25 at 10:37 am to
The real question is how do they know to stop wiping?
Posted by Loup
Ferriday
Member since Apr 2019
14387 posts
Posted on 2/27/25 at 10:39 am to
Probably similar to how I pee in the middle of the night. I tap around with it until I feel the toilet
Posted by iwyLSUiwy
I'm your huckleberry
Member since Apr 2008
38544 posts
Posted on 2/27/25 at 10:41 am to
A semi surprising revelation was finding out that half of the OT sits when they pee. Being blind is one of the few excuses I think a dude could have to justify sitting when you piss.
Posted by BabyTac
Austin, TX
Member since Jun 2008
14493 posts
Posted on 2/27/25 at 10:41 am to
quote:

You've never peed in the dark?


I sit when I pee if getting up in the middle of the night. I’m not turning a light on, and I’m tired.

With that said, I’m guessing blind folk do the same all the time.
Posted by PhilipMarlowe
Member since Mar 2013
21122 posts
Posted on 2/27/25 at 10:43 am to
They use echolocation.
Posted by LSU Grad Alabama Fan
369 Cardboard Box Lane
Member since Nov 2019
13057 posts
Posted on 2/27/25 at 10:45 am to
quote:


do they know when they get a little on the seat?


Do they ever sit on someone else's pee?
Posted by Spankum
Miss-sippi
Member since Jan 2007
58623 posts
Posted on 2/27/25 at 10:45 am to
quote:

I sit when I pee if getting up in the middle of the night. I’m not turning a light on, and I’m tired.



Same…I got tired of finding that I had pissed all over the bathroom during the night. Now I just sit…no light required and no puddle of piss to clean up in the morning!
This post was edited on 2/27/25 at 5:41 pm
Posted by LSU Grad Alabama Fan
369 Cardboard Box Lane
Member since Nov 2019
13057 posts
Posted on 2/27/25 at 10:46 am to
quote:


The real question is how do they know to stop wiping?


You do the smell test with your finger.
Posted by Tigersince99
Member since Jan 2025
163 posts
Posted on 2/27/25 at 10:50 am to
heightened sense of smell
Posted by runningdad85
Member since Mar 2013
287 posts
Posted on 2/27/25 at 11:30 am to
This whole discussion is silly because even guys who say they don't pee sitting down are lying. Just about every time I shite, I have to pee a little also. Therefore, most men are also peeing while sitting down.
Posted by AwgustaDawg
CSRA
Member since Jan 2023
11483 posts
Posted on 2/27/25 at 11:45 am to
quote:

A semi surprising revelation was finding out that half of the OT sits when they pee. Being blind is one of the few excuses I think a dude could have to justify sitting when you piss.



Winston Churchill notoriously peed sitting down....hard to be more manly than Churchill......
Posted by el Gaucho
He/They
Member since Dec 2010
56939 posts
Posted on 2/27/25 at 11:51 am to
Only if they work from home
Posted by justaniceguy
Member since Sep 2020
5864 posts
Posted on 2/27/25 at 12:19 pm to
They probably should. I tried to piss with the lights off last night and I got piss all over the floor.
Posted by justaniceguy
Member since Sep 2020
5864 posts
Posted on 2/27/25 at 12:19 pm to
This only works if you are a midget
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