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re: **Spin-Off ** What are the best pranks you've ever pulled on your family?
Posted on 10/26/16 at 11:54 am to Scooba
Posted on 10/26/16 at 11:54 am to Scooba
My dad was a dairy farmer when I was a kid. Every few days he would bring home a gallon of fresh milk in a container with a large snap on lid. I was about five and thought it would be funny to hide behind the door and scare him when he came home... I didn't account for the milk. I screamed, he jumped, and the milk went flying up in the air, and crashing down on brand new orange carpet. I got my arse beat good over that.
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Posted on 10/26/16 at 11:56 am to dshort_bruh
Damn!
If you go to the bathroom at a restaurant with my family you will 100% of the time come back with a straw, with the wrapper on, shoved into your drink.
If you go to the bathroom at a restaurant with my family you will 100% of the time come back with a straw, with the wrapper on, shoved into your drink.
Posted on 10/26/16 at 11:58 am to Tigeralum2008
Those fricking tvs were like pieces of furniture.
Like this type of shite, where once it was set up..unless you had the physical skill of Lou Ferrigno, it stayed for 20+ years. And when it went out, another tv was sat on top of it..
Like this type of shite, where once it was set up..unless you had the physical skill of Lou Ferrigno, it stayed for 20+ years. And when it went out, another tv was sat on top of it..
This post was edited on 10/26/16 at 12:01 pm
Posted on 10/26/16 at 12:00 pm to OldHickory
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I didn't account for the milk. I screamed, he jumped, and the milk went flying up in the air, and crashing down on brand new orange carpet. I got my arse beat good over that.
He made You cry, over spilled milk.
Posted on 10/26/16 at 12:03 pm to Scooba
We were having a big Christmas party at my mom and dads, and someone had brought a fruit tray with a bunch of strawberries. I ate a bunch, saving all my strawberry tops with the leaves on them, on my plate. I then went around to a couple other people or plates people had left on the kitchen counter and put their strawberry tops on my plate as well. The whole plate was full of them, I probably had 20 or so. Then I caught my SIL walking into the den by herself where everyone else was talking to each other. I told her my grandma had asked me to get her some coffee and would she mind holding my plate for me. She takes the plate and then I take two steps back and in a loud voice go "Dang Erin how many strawberries did you eat??". Everyone in the room looked at her holding the plate full of strawberry tops and she got all red in the face. It was dumb but harmless. She thought it was funny later.
Posted on 10/26/16 at 12:19 pm to gorillacoco
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would she mind holding my plate for me. She takes the plate and then I take two steps back
My brother and I had a habit growing up of saying, "Hey can you hold this?" then walking away. It was a great way to get rid of something you didn't feel like carrying or putting up.
Posted on 10/26/16 at 12:21 pm to Scooba
When I was a kid we had those clear plastic carpet runners with the sharp nubs on the back keep them from sliding on the carpet. I would flip them over exposing the sharp nubs and aggravate my dad or brother and get them to chase me while carefully avoiding running on the plastic. They adhered to the principle that the shortest distance to any point is a straight line and would run across the plastic. They had to make a choice to stop or keep going but either option resulted in pain.
I also once pulled a large scab off of my heel from a blister from football practice and put it in my brothers mouth while he was sleeping, I got my arse beat for that one.
Last one was I was probably around 10 years old and I was laying on my bed playing video games when my brother walked in with his CO2 bb gun and shot me point blank range in the arse with a bb because he assumed the gun was not loaded. Fast forward 20 or so odd years and we are at my parents around Christmas and my parents had gotten my nephew a CO2 bb gun which he brought for me to load up for him. Low and behold my brother is standing there barefoot on the back deck oblivious to what was about to happen. I proceeded to shoot him in the foot and as he is hopping around asking why I did it, I told him that I always said I would get him back, but it just took 20 years for the opportunity to present itself.
I also once pulled a large scab off of my heel from a blister from football practice and put it in my brothers mouth while he was sleeping, I got my arse beat for that one.
Last one was I was probably around 10 years old and I was laying on my bed playing video games when my brother walked in with his CO2 bb gun and shot me point blank range in the arse with a bb because he assumed the gun was not loaded. Fast forward 20 or so odd years and we are at my parents around Christmas and my parents had gotten my nephew a CO2 bb gun which he brought for me to load up for him. Low and behold my brother is standing there barefoot on the back deck oblivious to what was about to happen. I proceeded to shoot him in the foot and as he is hopping around asking why I did it, I told him that I always said I would get him back, but it just took 20 years for the opportunity to present itself.
Posted on 10/26/16 at 12:44 pm to Perrydawg
My dad had sensitive skin and would breakout if he used laundry detergent that had any perfume/dyes/etc. When he was out of town I went over to his house and dumped out his laundry detergent and refilled it with Tide. He eventually admitted it was a good prank
Posted on 10/26/16 at 12:50 pm to Scooba
Last Christmas I bought my future nephews in law each a $20 google play card so they can play their stupid micro-transaction games. I put those cards and a couple of bricks in the box my PS4 came in and wrapped it up.
BTW: Those kids used up those cards in 5 minutes buying extra turns on those games. Idiots.
BTW: Those kids used up those cards in 5 minutes buying extra turns on those games. Idiots.
Posted on 10/26/16 at 1:03 pm to Loungefly85
I still feel terrible about this one.
I was about 15 and South Park had just made an episode featuring the organization, which i had never of before. I thought it would be funny to sign my uncle up as a NAMBLA member.
He wanted to murder me. He was genuinely afraid that he was on an FBI watch list. And every couple months, when the new magazine arrive, he was reminded of how much he wanted to kill me.
A magazine actually arrived while I was at his house during Mardi Gras. After seeing it, I felt horrible. There was nothing graphic, thank God. But it was incredibly creepy. Rightfully, I still catch flack about it
I was about 15 and South Park had just made an episode featuring the organization, which i had never of before. I thought it would be funny to sign my uncle up as a NAMBLA member.
He wanted to murder me. He was genuinely afraid that he was on an FBI watch list. And every couple months, when the new magazine arrive, he was reminded of how much he wanted to kill me.
A magazine actually arrived while I was at his house during Mardi Gras. After seeing it, I felt horrible. There was nothing graphic, thank God. But it was incredibly creepy. Rightfully, I still catch flack about it
Posted on 10/26/16 at 1:10 pm to CurDog
Don't believe you
Posted on 10/26/16 at 2:00 pm to Scooba
That time I told your mom I dropped the soap while we were in the shower together.
Posted on 10/26/16 at 2:12 pm to Perrydawg
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CO2 bb gun and shot me point blank range in the arse
Back in my early teens my younger brother got a new paintball gun and was shooting it down the street. At dusk you could clearly see the ball travel about half a block and land right in the middle of the street over and over. I decided it would be a great idea for me to run down there and try to catch one as it came down.
I got about five steps away and he lit me up all the way down the street. I was so pissed but I probably deserved it.
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