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Southwest Passenger Threatened to Put a Southwest Flight Attendant 'In a Body Bag'
Posted on 9/20/18 at 8:19 am
Posted on 9/20/18 at 8:19 am
PTSD or not, no excuse for this. He has a drinking problem.
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Maybe you like to have a drink when you fly.No judgment there. Heck, have a second if you like. You're an adult. But when a Southwest Airlines passenger traveling from Chicago to New Orleans blew past two drinks, and then three (on a roughly two-hour flight, mind you), flight attendants thought they might have a problem. And then things got violent.
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The passenger is described in court documents as "large and very muscular ... martial arts trainer."
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He marched to the front of the plane and demanded a fourth alcoholic drink, and things got heated. They were preparing to land, a flight attendant said. No more drinks allowed.
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The passenger grew angry. He refused to sit down, and "asked what the flight attendants would do about it," according to a court summary of events that he later agreed to.
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He then threatened to put one flight attendant "in a body bag." The captain got involved over the PA, ordering all passengers to return to their seats.
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"That captain has no authority over me," Bane insisted, as fellow passenger recorded him on their cell phones and several other people tried to get him to calm down. But we're not done yet. The plane landed. Police officers boarded. The passenger, Joel Michael Bane refused to disembark.
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"Other law enforcement officers rushed aboard," the New Orleans Advocate reported. "He shouted profanities and refused commands to get on the floor or put his hands behind his back, prosecutors said. Officers finally shocked Bane with stun guns to arrest him."
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On Friday, Bane pleaded guilty to interfering with a flight crew in federal court. Somehow, it seems he likely isn't going to have to serve any prison time. The judge could technically sentence him to 20 years, but if she gives any more than probation, Bane is allowed to back out of his plea deal.
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I tried unsuccessfully to reach Bane's attorney, after he told the Advocate that his client is a military veteran who served seven combat tours in Iraq and Afghanstan, and who suffers from "totally permanent post-traumatic stress disorder" after his military service.
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Bane is "a true American hero -- a really, really good guy in a bad situation," his attorney is quoted as saying.
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(By the way, Bane's attorney, Frank DeSalvo, must be the best criminal defense lawyer in America, if he's really managed to get a plea deal that includes no jail time, for a client who punched two cops on an airplane.)
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You won't find a stronger supporter of the U.S. military than me. I have a lot of sympathy with people who are struggling with PTSD, especially veterans.
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But it's not an excuse for violent and dangerous behavior--especially after drinking, and while aboard a commercial airplane.
Posted on 9/20/18 at 8:21 am to DemonKA3268
Agreed. My wife's step brother won't even fly right now because he knows he has PTSD issues. Gotta be smart with those issues.
Posted on 9/20/18 at 8:22 am to DemonKA3268
I think that’s more of euphemism than saying he was literally going to kill the person, but still no place for it. Some people can’t handle their liquor.
I still don’t get drinking heavily on a plane. I hate being cramped when I’m sober. Drinking just makes it worse
I still don’t get drinking heavily on a plane. I hate being cramped when I’m sober. Drinking just makes it worse
This post was edited on 9/20/18 at 8:23 am
Posted on 9/20/18 at 8:23 am to DemonKA3268
“When I have had my last drink and your body is bagged up for transport, then you have my permission to die.”
Posted on 9/20/18 at 8:23 am to DemonKA3268
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The passenger is described in court documents as "large and very muscular ... martial arts trainer."
Translation: 'roided-up douchebag (who is now on a "no fly" list and will never again fly on an American airliner).
This post was edited on 9/20/18 at 1:06 pm
Posted on 9/20/18 at 8:24 am to DemonKA3268
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Southwest Passenger Threatened to Put a Southwest Flight Attendant 'In a Body Bag'
I have wanted to do that a few times myself on Southwest flights when the flight attendants decide to make the flight their own personal comedy hour. How about STFU, bring my peanuts and shot-cup of Coke Zero, and leave me alone.
Posted on 9/20/18 at 8:24 am to The Pirate King
quote:I agree but I'm pretty sure the flight crew wasn't thinking he was kidding. I won't drink on a plane for the same reason you said.
I think that’s more of euphemism than actually saying he was going to kill the person, but still no place for it. Some people can’t handle their liquor. I still don’t get drinking heavily on a plane. I hate being cramped when I’m sober. Drinking just makes it worse
Posted on 9/20/18 at 8:27 am to DemonKA3268
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Joel Michael Bane
Does he go by "johnny" by any chance?
Posted on 9/20/18 at 8:32 am to DemonKA3268
Southwest is basically a double wide with wings.
Don't know how anyone flies that shithole airline
Don't know how anyone flies that shithole airline
Posted on 9/20/18 at 8:59 am to LSUGrad9295
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Southwest Passenger Threatened to Put a Southwest Flight Attendant 'In a Body Bag'
I have wanted to do that a few times myself on Southwest flights when the flight attendants decide to make the flight their own personal comedy hour. How about STFU, bring my peanuts and shot-cup of Coke Zero, and leave me alone.
I saw that my post about this got 3 quick down-votes....do people actually like it when the flight attendants try to be all funny and stuff?
Posted on 9/20/18 at 9:47 am to DemonKA3268
After a flying roundhouse kick I suspect.
Posted on 9/20/18 at 10:06 am to DemonKA3268
True American hero lol.
Based on his actions, he’s clearly a danger to society and should be locked up.
Based on his actions, he’s clearly a danger to society and should be locked up.
Posted on 9/20/18 at 10:08 am to 632627
quote:Not sure about locked up but definitely needs to be examined.
Based on his actions, he’s clearly a danger to society and should be locked up.
Posted on 9/20/18 at 10:10 am to DemonKA3268
Smart decision to do that on Southwest.
They let you check two bags for free.
They let you check two bags for free.
Posted on 9/20/18 at 10:20 am to LSUGrad9295
quote:I don't care either way. Sometimes it's actually creative. If they try and fail, it doesn't really matter to me.
do people actually like it when the flight attendants try to be all funny and stuff?
Posted on 9/20/18 at 10:23 am to PearlJam
what an utter lightweight to be that shitfaced after 3 drinks. Good Lord
Posted on 9/20/18 at 10:30 am to DemonKA3268
Has anybody here ever heard of the New Orleans Advocate?
Posted on 9/20/18 at 10:31 am to JG77056
quote:Baton Rouge Advocate, yes. New Orleans Advocate, not so much.
Has anybody here ever heard of the New Orleans Advocate?
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