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re: Something in the attic - any suggestions?

Posted on 2/16/14 at 3:30 pm to
Posted by mikrit54
Robeline
Member since Oct 2013
8664 posts
Posted on 2/16/14 at 3:30 pm to
quote:

Anyone know of a company in NOLA to call to handle this shite?


Posted by la_birdman
Northern GA via Lake Charles
Member since Feb 2005
31066 posts
Posted on 2/16/14 at 3:43 pm to
What the heck is that?
Posted by DirtyMikeandtheBoys
Member since May 2011
19431 posts
Posted on 2/16/14 at 3:43 pm to
that's whats in his attic
Posted by RustyTiger
Daytona Beach, FL
Member since Jul 2005
958 posts
Posted on 2/16/14 at 3:44 pm to
1. Get a raccoon trap/cage
2. Go out a buy a KFC dinner
3. Drop the folding stairs to attic space
4. Place KFC bones and scraps in trap
5. You will have coon or opossum by bed time
6. Be sure to repair the access spot well or they will be back next year. They leave pheromones at that spot.
Posted by LSU1NSEC
Member since Sep 2007
17243 posts
Posted on 2/16/14 at 4:34 pm to
get up in there and blast the varmint or hand in your man card
Posted by Epic Cajun
Lafayette, LA
Member since Feb 2013
32980 posts
Posted on 2/16/14 at 4:36 pm to
Why don't you just let your landlord deal with it?
Posted by iluvdatiger
Baton Rouge, LA
Member since Jan 2004
42834 posts
Posted on 2/16/14 at 4:37 pm to
What is that!!!

Posted by fr33manator
Baton Rouge
Member since Oct 2010
124988 posts
Posted on 2/16/14 at 4:37 pm to
"The thing in the attic"

Fred's first thought was that the heater was on the fritz again. The rumbling was alien, but somehow familiar. He almost ignored it, relaxing in a slight whiskey haze, letting the buzz from the alcohol and his Tiger's end game comeback soothe him to sleep. Then it came again, louder, longer, persistent. Like the sound of rocks in a rubber drum, a rumble from somewhere else...definitely not the heater.
"Dammit" he cursed under his breath, "It's always something. I can't have one measly weekend without a hassle."
The next sound found his wife sitting up in the bed, her sleep mask pulled up over one eye as she scanned the room, nervously shaking the sleep away from her eyes.
"Honey, what IS that!?" She asked, her nerves sounding stronger in her voice with every syllable.
A rumble reverberated in the ceiling above her at that instant, eliciting a scream.
"shite honey!" Fred harshly whispered, "keep it down, you'll wake the girls. It's just some damn animal that got in the attic somehow."
Another chorus of heavy footfalls, followed by what sounded like something...rolling. Fred waited. Yes, there it was again, the tum-tum, tum-tum, tum-tum of padding on the ceiling followed by a rucka-rucka-rucka-rucka of a tumble.
"The sonofabitch is playing up there!" He rasped. He grabbed his smartphone to look up exterminators when the baby started to cry. His wife hurried to the nursery to comfort it, yelling over her shoulder "Fred, either you do something about whatever that is, or We're going to an hotel."

He cursed under his breath again, and started for the garage. Looked like he was going to have to handle this the old fashioned way...
Posted by CrimsonFanSince94
Hell itself
Member since Mar 2012
1720 posts
Posted on 2/16/14 at 5:06 pm to
Need OP to update.
Posted by iluvdatiger
Baton Rouge, LA
Member since Jan 2004
42834 posts
Posted on 2/16/14 at 5:29 pm to
he gone
Posted by Supermoto Tiger
Baton Rouge
Member since Dec 2010
9963 posts
Posted on 2/16/14 at 5:41 pm to
Just start shooting in that general direction.
Posted by TigerstuckinMS
Member since Nov 2005
33687 posts
Posted on 2/16/14 at 5:59 pm to
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Need OP to update.



I think we're all pretty much convinced that the OP confronted the thing living in the attic and now the thing living in the attic lives downstairs as well.
Posted by CrimsonFanSince94
Hell itself
Member since Mar 2012
1720 posts
Posted on 2/16/14 at 6:00 pm to
Probably.
Posted by Tempratt
Member since Oct 2013
13620 posts
Posted on 2/16/14 at 6:20 pm to
It's a being from an alternate dimension. A dimension from which there is no escape......only pain and death.
Posted by RoyalBaby
South Central
Member since Jul 2013
2256 posts
Posted on 2/16/14 at 6:37 pm to
Posted by iluvdatiger
Baton Rouge, LA
Member since Jan 2004
42834 posts
Posted on 2/16/14 at 6:43 pm to
Posted by fr33manator
Baton Rouge
Member since Oct 2010
124988 posts
Posted on 2/16/14 at 7:05 pm to
Posted by fr33manator
Baton Rouge
Member since Oct 2010
124988 posts
Posted on 2/16/14 at 7:22 pm to
Posted by tracytiger
Baton Rouge
Member since May 2009
3631 posts
Posted on 2/16/14 at 8:20 pm to
I want to know what was up there.

We had a few bats in our attic last March. Scary shite waking up every morning to see a bat hanging from the drapes or air conditioner vent.

After seeing one staring at us, the "bat exterminator" realized the stupid Sheetrock guys or whoever left a small hole above hood over stove. We have very high ceilings and never saw the hole. They were getting inside the house throughout the hole.
Posted by FLBooGoTigs1
Nocatee, FL.
Member since Jan 2008
54869 posts
Posted on 2/16/14 at 8:39 pm to
Well you people are scarying the shite out of me. Never had anything other than a wasp nest in my attic. I is scared now.

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