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re: Somebody did it boys: Aniston expecting her first baby

Posted on 6/15/16 at 3:04 pm to
Posted by Peazey
Metry
Member since Apr 2012
25427 posts
Posted on 6/15/16 at 3:04 pm to
Hmmm... sounds very risky.
Posted by lsuwontonwrap
Member since Aug 2012
34147 posts
Posted on 6/15/16 at 3:05 pm to
Her people just denied it.

quote:

InTouch had reported that Aniston was pregnant. "She is not pregnant. Shame on InTouch for making up the whole story, but this is not the first time they have done so," Aniston's rep told ET.


Posted by Reservoir dawg
Member since Oct 2013
15168 posts
Posted on 6/15/16 at 3:05 pm to
Yeah, too bad they'll be history before the kid reaches grade school.
Posted by foshizzle
Washington DC metro
Member since Mar 2008
40599 posts
Posted on 6/15/16 at 3:06 pm to
It's riskier but not incredibly so.
Posted by Spock's Eyebrow
Member since May 2012
12300 posts
Posted on 6/15/16 at 3:10 pm to
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Isn't it incredibly risky to have a kid at her age?


Her ovaries are like a cobweb-filled attic.
Posted by tke857
Member since Jan 2012
12195 posts
Posted on 6/15/16 at 3:12 pm to
quote:

Her people just denied it.



Guess she just had a food baby
Posted by TygerTyger
Houston
Member since Oct 2010
11359 posts
Posted on 6/15/16 at 3:14 pm to
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Her ovaries are like a cobweb-filled attic


Her insides were a rocky place where my seed could find no purchase.
Posted by sjmabry
Texas
Member since Aug 2013
19065 posts
Posted on 6/15/16 at 3:35 pm to
No questions asked.
Posted by Kracka
Lafayette, Louisiana
Member since Aug 2004
42502 posts
Posted on 6/15/16 at 3:41 pm to
quote:

That kid's going to have phenomenal genes.

And probably a retarded name
Posted by Artie Rome
Hwy 1
Member since Jul 2014
8757 posts
Posted on 6/15/16 at 3:59 pm to
That kid is going to have an extra chromosome.
Posted by cleeveclever
Baton Rouge
Member since Aug 2008
2046 posts
Posted on 6/15/16 at 4:05 pm to
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This post was edited on 7/1/20 at 1:21 am
Posted by LSU alum wannabe
Katy, TX
Member since Jan 2004
27872 posts
Posted on 6/15/16 at 4:29 pm to
I chime in on Anniston threads all the time to say, 1994-96 Anniston is unbeatable. It gets no hotter. Many can and have tied. But she is unbeatable. Her record is..

100,000,000- 0- 40.

Undefeated with maybe 40 ties.
Posted by Poodlebrain
Way Right of Rex
Member since Jan 2004
19860 posts
Posted on 6/15/16 at 4:44 pm to
And now he is on the hook for 18 years of child support.
Posted by Scoop
RIP Scoop
Member since Sep 2005
44583 posts
Posted on 6/15/16 at 4:59 pm to
I bet she bought the egg.

A woman having a kid at 47 is asking for Down's and kind of irresponsible.
Posted by jeff5891
Member since Aug 2011
15979 posts
Posted on 6/15/16 at 5:03 pm to
quote:

That kid's going to have phenomenal genes


Highly unlikely since the mom is 47.
Posted by lsunurse
Member since Dec 2005
129146 posts
Posted on 6/15/16 at 5:09 pm to
quote:

A woman having a kid at 47 is asking for Down's and kind of irresponsible.


At that age I would assume she has gone through IVF. They can now prescreen embryos before they implant them in the mother for chromosomal abnormalities(such as downs) and only select ones that don't have such abnormalities. You can technically screen for gender as well.
Posted by Scoop
RIP Scoop
Member since Sep 2005
44583 posts
Posted on 6/15/16 at 5:14 pm to
I keep thinking about this from many angles. From one standpoint, the kid is gonna have an elderly parent when it is in high school. However, it's gonna have all that Friend's money dropped in the bank account when she dies when the kid hasn't hit 30.
Posted by stinkdawg
Savannah, smoking by the gas cans
Member since Aug 2014
4072 posts
Posted on 6/15/16 at 5:53 pm to
There is a lot of risk at her age having a kid. I just wonder if she has a "touched" child, if she will blame it on vaccinations?
Posted by tigerinthebueche
Member since Oct 2010
38228 posts
Posted on 6/15/16 at 6:24 pm to
You guys need to read the above posts. Her people say she ain't preggers.

Probably too much shitty Mexican beer giving her bloat.
Posted by marie antoinette
Member since Nov 2007
6012 posts
Posted on 6/15/16 at 6:34 pm to
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Good Bye body...


This doesn't happen to celebrities.
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