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re: Some men turn into boys and their wives into mothers
Posted on 4/30/18 at 6:47 pm to Pecker
Posted on 4/30/18 at 6:47 pm to Pecker
I Iucked out in that my wife has cool friends with cool husbands. Now I have s new group of friends that I enjoy spending time with even without my wife. If I wasn’t compatible with her friends I don’t see how our relationship would work.
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Posted on 4/30/18 at 6:51 pm to Triple Bogey
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Triple Bogey
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Drunk at the golf course
Checks out
Posted on 4/30/18 at 6:58 pm to Pecker
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For many married men, the wife may start to become a mother figure. She may encourage less play (hanging out with friends, heavy drinking, etcetera) and behaving in a more grown-up fashion. Here is the male take on this sea change: "Before we got married she had fun, too. She and I would go to a club together, she would drink and we would dance. Now she wants no part of it." This mothering behavior often becomes even more pronounced when children enter the relationship.
This is some new marriage shite.
After you're married 10 years with a couple of kids its just about who's gonna watch the kids while the other person does shite.
Posted on 4/30/18 at 6:59 pm to Pecker
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What's happened to our men?
Well, if you piss your wife off now, then she’s going to leave you and get at LEAST half of your shite plus half of your wages until she fleeces another guy or your life starts to suck so bad that you suck-start a shotgun. I have a feeling most guys just feel like they’ll Go with the flow and do what she says just to keep women from nagging.
Posted on 4/30/18 at 7:01 pm to Pecker
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that I would never go to a gender reveal party.
That’s why you get hammered at every joint social gathering like this, couples showers, etc. Wife will eventually get embarrassed and stop inviting you.
Or you could go, have a few drinks, and enjoy meeting new people.
These party’s may be lame, but “reluctantly” agreeing to going to these parties with the wife (which always have decent food and adult beverages) are a win/win. You get a day/night with drinks without kids, and you get “brownie points” for it.
Posted on 4/30/18 at 7:11 pm to crispyUGA
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Well, if you piss your wife off now, then she’s going to leave you and get at LEAST half of your shite plus half of your wages
This is probably the saddest life anyone could live. To live in servitude due to the constant fear that your wife will take your things.
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You get a day/night with drinks without kids, and you get “brownie points” for it.
Brownie points? Why do I need brownie points? Why doesn't she need brownie points?
This post was edited on 4/30/18 at 7:13 pm
Posted on 4/30/18 at 7:16 pm to DustyDinkleman
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Some men turn into boys and their wives into mothers
This sounds like lyrics in a John Mayer Song
Well that would explain why I don't like him then.
Posted on 4/30/18 at 7:28 pm to Pecker
Not a rhetorical question: how many kids do you have?
Posted on 4/30/18 at 7:32 pm to CharlesLSU
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Not a rhetorical question: how many kids do you have?
four
Posted on 4/30/18 at 7:32 pm to Pecker
No shite?
Posted on 4/30/18 at 7:33 pm to Pecker
Well mine turned into a daddy juvenile delinquent daughter relationship, but when you aren't the real daddy you send em down the road kicking horse turds.
I had to sleep with all my possessions, wallet, keys, computer (lap top), phone under the bed so it wouldn't be gone when I woke up.
"The tendency for the FEMALE partner to become the child in the relationship
I had to sleep with all my possessions, wallet, keys, computer (lap top), phone under the bed so it wouldn't be gone when I woke up.
"The tendency for the FEMALE partner to become the child in the relationship
Posted on 4/30/18 at 7:38 pm to Triple Bogey
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But if I have to go to some shower/party with her and stay on my best behavior, I better not hear any shite when I get drunk at the golf course the following day.
This guy gets it
Posted on 4/30/18 at 7:59 pm to Pecker
If you have four kids, you’re babysitting all four at the house while your wife is getting drunk on wine at the gender reveal party.
Posted on 4/30/18 at 8:35 pm to Paul Allen
I believe she’s loving it!
Posted on 4/30/18 at 8:40 pm to Ric Flair
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you get “brownie points” for it.
poor guys
Posted on 4/30/18 at 8:44 pm to Pecker
Pecker is the dumbest, neediest poster on this site, and I say that lovingly.
I do things that my husband wants to do, like watch the stupid NFL draft. We also spend time doing things that I like...like shop for stupid home accessories.
Actually being in a relationship requires some give and take.
Pecker's "take" is stupid because it appeals to a polar end of men who are just as clueless as he is about how to handle and maintain a long term relationship with a woman and keep her happy.
His posts suggest a very childlike view of everything.
I do things that my husband wants to do, like watch the stupid NFL draft. We also spend time doing things that I like...like shop for stupid home accessories.
Actually being in a relationship requires some give and take.
Pecker's "take" is stupid because it appeals to a polar end of men who are just as clueless as he is about how to handle and maintain a long term relationship with a woman and keep her happy.
His posts suggest a very childlike view of everything.
Posted on 4/30/18 at 8:46 pm to Averytiger
quote:my ex loved to talk about my "boyfriend duties". Was pretty quiet when I asked what her "girlfriend duties were".
maintain a long term relationship with a woman and keep her happy
Posted on 4/30/18 at 8:49 pm to Averytiger
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Pecker's "take" is stupid because it appeals to a polar end of men who are just as clueless as he is about how to handle and maintain a long term relationship with a woman and keep her happy.
I’ve been in a relationship longer than many marriages last. For the record, I wouldn’t make you watch the NFL draft.
As a husband, I’d make you very happy. Of that I have no doubt. The inverse is probably not true however.
Posted on 4/30/18 at 9:12 pm to Pecker
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As a husband, I’d make you very happy. Of that I have no doubt. The inverse is probably not true however.
You're a giant d-bag. You wouldn't do anything for me. You write desperate nonsense for Internet attention. No woman in her right mind cares at all about the BS that you post here. You've got the most fragile identity that I've ever encountered. 
Posted on 4/30/18 at 9:16 pm to Averytiger
quote:daaaaayum
You're a giant d-bag. You wouldn't do anything for me. You write desperate nonsense for Internet attention. No woman in her right mind cares at all about the BS that you post here. You've got the most fragile identity that I've ever encountered
He just got Pecker slapped.
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