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re: So who is getting their house cleaned on the Northshore by a stripper first?

Posted on 10/30/24 at 10:19 am to
Posted by AlextheBodacious
Member since Oct 2020
2455 posts
Posted on 10/30/24 at 10:19 am to
I know a guy who booked one of these a long time ago. Day of the appointment came and the madam called him and said she didn’t have any girls available so she would come do the cleaning and this fricking idiot in his early 20s paid to have a below average looking 50 something come clean his house topless while he watched football. He said it was awkward for everyone and not worth it.
Posted by N2cars
Member since Feb 2008
34191 posts
Posted on 10/30/24 at 10:20 am to
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spicy Stacy


She was funny AF.

I thought she was a home inspector or something?
Posted by 777Tiger
Member since Mar 2011
82804 posts
Posted on 10/30/24 at 10:20 am to
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count chocula


haven't heard that name in a while, morning Aspy
Posted by Michael T. Tiger
Baton Rouge
Member since Jul 2004
8634 posts
Posted on 10/30/24 at 10:20 am to
For some reason, I feel like the service provider who shows up will not resemble either of these photos.
Posted by Aspercel
Member since Jan 2009
114030 posts
Posted on 10/30/24 at 10:23 am to
That’s a good thing

He’s probably pretending to be dead somewhere.
This post was edited on 10/30/24 at 10:23 am
Posted by RogerTheShrubber
Juneau, AK
Member since Jan 2009
281843 posts
Posted on 10/30/24 at 10:23 am to
Friend of ours in Wasilla used to do this when she was a stripper, would do topless cleaning and got $200 an hour.


Posted by madamsquirrel
The big somewhere out there
Member since Jul 2009
53451 posts
Posted on 10/30/24 at 10:24 am to
I did not!

I am not cleaning a thing if the girls are not available.

I did joke recently to my husband that our new house cleaner probably also has an only fans and this is a front for her family
Posted by Aspercel
Member since Jan 2009
114030 posts
Posted on 10/30/24 at 10:24 am to
She did some topless cleaning. Apparently he was very handsy
Posted by Lawyered
The Sip
Member since Oct 2016
34655 posts
Posted on 10/30/24 at 10:25 am to
I’ve seen this porn video first

There used to be a site called “ dirty Latin maid” or something like it

It was exactly what you think but I like the latinas
Posted by RogerTheShrubber
Juneau, AK
Member since Jan 2009
281843 posts
Posted on 10/30/24 at 10:26 am to
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He said it was awkward for everyone and not worth it.


I believe the clientele for this trade is primarily really old men.
Posted by Darth_Vader
A galaxy far, far away
Member since Dec 2011
68929 posts
Posted on 10/30/24 at 10:26 am to
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Let your maid know what you would like to be cleaned for the duration of the appointment


Is my dick an option?
Posted by madamsquirrel
The big somewhere out there
Member since Jul 2009
53451 posts
Posted on 10/30/24 at 10:27 am to
Well yeah. Young men can see naked women their age for free and don't have the money to pay. Sugar daddies exist for a reason.
Posted by CP3LSU25
Louisiana
Member since Feb 2009
52570 posts
Posted on 10/30/24 at 10:29 am to
is this how Livvy Dunne makes her money
Posted by tigerfoot
Alexandria
Member since Sep 2006
58947 posts
Posted on 10/30/24 at 10:30 am to
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It's hilarious that they require you to provide the cleaning supplies.
if you met em at the door with some wonder and toilet wands it would be the first time they have seen either
Posted by Darth_Vader
A galaxy far, far away
Member since Dec 2011
68929 posts
Posted on 10/30/24 at 10:32 am to
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As much as I like to see a pretty set of female feet, I ain’t paying $35 just to see ‘em.
Posted by Z Cavaricci
Member since Jun 2020
1724 posts
Posted on 10/30/24 at 10:33 am to
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She’s gonna be disappointed when she shows up expecting a simp wanting a quick handjob and instead gets to actually clean the entire house.

that’s a good one
Posted by Righteous Dude
Member since Oct 2017
1454 posts
Posted on 10/30/24 at 10:38 am to
Posted by crimsonsaint
Member since Nov 2009
37465 posts
Posted on 10/30/24 at 10:39 am to
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-If you initiate any form of physical contact with your maid or your maids body guard, it will not be tolerated and will result in termination of your appointment with no refund.


Well ain’t that some bullshite.
Posted by Woodlands Tigah
Tejas
Member since Mar 2021
850 posts
Posted on 10/30/24 at 10:51 am to


Wonder how much to "Get Stuck under the Bed" while cleaning?
Posted by Z Cavaricci
Member since Jun 2020
1724 posts
Posted on 10/30/24 at 10:51 am to
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-If you initiate any form of physical contact with your maid or your maids body guard

If they have to throw in the possibility of customers passing on their sexy maid and going after the bodyguard instead……..
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