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re: So the time has come. A young man is coming over to take my daughter out.

Posted on 6/23/19 at 3:36 pm to
Posted by OWLFAN86
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Posted on 6/23/19 at 3:36 pm to
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Nor is forming a logical argument

he's not very good at dying either
Posted by udtiger
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Posted on 6/23/19 at 3:37 pm to
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My daughter is 15 and this guy is 18


Never in a fricking million years.
Posted by t00f
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Posted on 6/23/19 at 3:43 pm to
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My daughter is 15 and this guy is 18


Never in a fricking million years.



Watchout. I said the same thing and one of the first responses was this one. What a fricking gem:

There is 0 chance I let my 15 year old go out with an 18 year old.

Weewee

Then there is a 100% chance that your 15 year old daughter f**ks an 18 year old when given the opportunity. I heard way too many stories from teenage girls from divorced households with daddy issues banging guys just to piss their dad off. The best story that I heard during my observing adolescent psychology therapy sessions was one girl said that her father used to write "have fun but be safe" on condoms and then give her the condoms before a guy picked her up. She said that it brought her closer to her father because she felt like she could talk to him about stuff (which really helped with the daddy issues) and weirded her out so much that she would not want to have sex that night. However, she totally banged the dudes brains out when she got back to her mother's house.

Long story short, dads you cannot stop your teenage daughters from having sex, because trying to stop them from having sex will just guarantee that they have sex. However, you can stop them from getting knocked up or getting the herp.
This post was edited on 6/23/19 at 4:49 pm
Posted by Geauxtiga
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Posted on 6/23/19 at 3:47 pm to
Like George Michael said, sex is natural, sex is fun...
Posted by OWLFAN86
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Posted on 6/23/19 at 3:49 pm to
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Like George Michael said, sex is natural, sex is fun...

what rhymes with public bathroom?
Posted by Keltic Tiger
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Posted on 6/23/19 at 3:53 pm to
If germans, mea culpa. But Charles Barkley, a known hound, when asked this as his daughter was reaching dating age, put it best " I'll shoot the first one. Word will get around". I told both my sons when they were seniors in high school " when you see a 15 yr old girl, turn and run away. If shite does or does not happen, she starts pointing fingers, you are dead meat".
Posted by Peazey
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Posted on 6/23/19 at 3:58 pm to
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Long story short, dads you cannot stop your teenage daughters from having sex, because trying to stop them from having sex will just guarantee that they have sex. However, you can stop them from getting knocked up or getting the herp.




That's the thing. These girls are not property. They're human beings who have agency and WILL make their own decisions. All you can hope for is that you've taught them well enough to make good decisions, and they respect you enough to be comfortable enough to talk to you and let you help them make tough decisions. Threatening people doesn't accomplish this.
Posted by Maytheporkbewithyou
Member since Aug 2016
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Posted on 6/23/19 at 4:20 pm to
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WTF can I do?


The only choice you have is to "friend" this dude. Act like you're cool with it and take him fishing or to the gun range ow whatever. Won't take long before your daughter doesn't find him cool anymore and you don't come across as the bad guy.

Or you could just kill him and dump his body in a swamp.
Posted by Geauxtiga
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Posted on 6/23/19 at 4:24 pm to
What is she saying about him today?
This post was edited on 6/23/19 at 4:27 pm
Posted by udtiger
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Posted on 6/23/19 at 4:27 pm to
I heard way too many stories from teenage girls from divorced households with daddy issues banging guys just to piss their dad off

Not divorced.

No daddy issues and Mom would be harder core than I would be about this.

She knows better.
Posted by t00f
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Posted on 6/23/19 at 4:29 pm to
I told him the same thing. I did not even bring up sex.
Posted by WeeWee
Member since Aug 2012
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Posted on 6/23/19 at 4:36 pm to
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He came over, sat him down and talked with him for a good while. Told him I don't care how good of a dude he is, why was he sitting at the home of a 15 year old girl. He said he just wanted to go to dinner with her. We talked about a bunch of other things as well.
They left. I got in my car and saw that his car was indeed at the restaurant they said they were going to. He brought her back after about an hour.

Dude stayed at the house after and played yard games for a while.



So that is what the kids are calling these days.
Posted by tokenBoiler
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Posted on 6/23/19 at 4:39 pm to
Posted by liz18lsu
Naples, FL
Member since Feb 2009
17895 posts
Posted on 6/23/19 at 4:44 pm to
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Long story short, dads you cannot stop your teenage daughters from having sex, because trying to stop them from having sex will just guarantee that they have sex. However, you can stop them from getting knocked up or getting the herp.

Funny thing, my dad made damn sure I didn’t frick anyone while I lived at home. What happened when I went to college was my choice.
Posted by dbeck
Member since Nov 2014
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Posted on 6/23/19 at 4:45 pm to
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What happened when I went to college was my choice.

You majored in Attention Whoring?
Posted by GetCocky11
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Member since Oct 2012
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Posted on 6/23/19 at 4:45 pm to
I opened this thread just to make sure the Bad Boys gif was posted.

Thank you.
Posted by FLBooGoTigs1
Nocatee, FL.
Member since Jan 2008
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Posted on 6/23/19 at 4:46 pm to
Well now this is where I parked my car


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what happened when I got to college was my choice




Posted by liz18lsu
Naples, FL
Member since Feb 2009
17895 posts
Posted on 6/23/19 at 4:47 pm to
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You majored in Attention Whoring?

Accounting with a minor in Attention Whoring. Close
Posted by FLBooGoTigs1
Nocatee, FL.
Member since Jan 2008
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Posted on 6/23/19 at 4:47 pm to
Shut your damn mouth


Posted by t00f
Not where you think I am
Member since Jul 2016
101249 posts
Posted on 6/23/19 at 4:47 pm to
I was quoting someone else’s response to me. Don’t remember the guys name, wawa or something.
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