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re: So I'm suppose to help a woman move UPDATED #6

Posted on 7/18/19 at 10:19 am to
Posted by CubsFanBudMan
Member since Jul 2008
6128 posts
Posted on 7/18/19 at 10:19 am to
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Upvote to eat lunch.


Order pizza, the she can bang the delivery boy while you're eating.
Posted by CubsFanBudMan
Member since Jul 2008
6128 posts
Posted on 7/18/19 at 10:22 am to
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Take her to lunch, get her a glass of wine to loosen her up, tell her you think you left something at her place (hat, glasses, man card) go back to her place and try to get that arse.


Make her drive, leave your truck at her place, then when y'all get back, turn the hug good-bye into a nice long kiss then go inside. If you're a good kissser, then she'll bet wet before you make it to the door.
Posted by Meauxjeaux
102836 posts including my alters
Member since Jun 2005
46855 posts
Posted on 7/18/19 at 10:22 am to
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why is this lamed assed thread getting so much mileage?


It's like watching a car wreck unfold in slow motion. Reeeeeeaaaaaalllll slow motion.
Posted by Tigeralum2008
Yankees Fan
Member since Apr 2012
17711 posts
Posted on 7/18/19 at 10:24 am to
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Order pizza, the she can bang the delivery boy while you're eating.



CubsFanBudMan you're goddamned genius
Posted by Meauxjeaux
102836 posts including my alters
Member since Jun 2005
46855 posts
Posted on 7/18/19 at 10:24 am to
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Upvote to eat lunch.

Down vote to get the frick out of here.


I think we're approaching Q-level trolling but frick it, upvote.
Posted by Butch Baum
Member since Oct 2007
3598 posts
Posted on 7/18/19 at 10:43 am to
Thread is Barry.

Does not deliver.
Posted by Spaceman Spiff
Savannah
Member since Sep 2012
20283 posts
Posted on 7/18/19 at 10:45 am to
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It's like watching a car wreck unfold in slow motion. Reeeeeeaaaaaalllll slow motion


Or one hell of a good troll
Posted by tgr4ever
Gwinnett, baw
Member since Jul 2011
16214 posts
Posted on 7/18/19 at 10:47 am to
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I took one pic. She's not wearing snug fitting jeans nor a tight t-shirt. My memories of the past got the better of me.

Will post later
Posted by Proximo
Member since Aug 2011
24082 posts
Posted on 7/18/19 at 11:08 am to
Dude is gonna walk the dinosaur and peace out here shortly
Posted by CHSTigersFan
Charleston, Arkansas
Member since Jan 2005
2738 posts
Posted on 7/18/19 at 11:16 am to
It's been awhile since we have had an update, maybe he is really hitting it?
Posted by 777Tiger
Member since Mar 2011
92192 posts
Posted on 7/18/19 at 11:19 am to
Probably whacked it thinking about it and is now sitting in his dark room whimpering softly thinking about what a pathetic excuse for a life he has
Posted by Priapism99
Rhode Island
Member since Nov 2014
2022 posts
Posted on 7/18/19 at 11:19 am to
More likely he’s in the ER with a thrown out back from moving the sofa.

Alone.
Posted by Bayouyawyaw
Member since Sep 2018
21 posts
Posted on 7/18/19 at 11:24 am to
send the picture you GDI
Posted by Hogwarts
Arkansas, USA
Member since Sep 2015
18375 posts
Posted on 7/18/19 at 11:24 am to
:crickets
Posted by MojoGuyPan
Intercession City, Florida
Member since Jun 2018
2797 posts
Posted on 7/18/19 at 11:32 am to
If Langland doesn't produce any real pics, he needs to be banned4lyfe.

This troll job is going on 40 pages strong. He has the whole bible belt waiting in anticipation of pics.

This maybe one of the greatest troll jobs in OT history. It started out so innocuously.

How does a neckbeard with no boundaries getting roped into moving some cougar have half the country spellbound?
This post was edited on 7/18/19 at 11:34 am
Posted by Tigerpride18
Lakewood Colorado
Member since Sep 2017
32708 posts
Posted on 7/18/19 at 11:42 am to
Lol, the whole Bible belt. Lol
Posted by TunaTrip
Baton Rouge
Member since Jul 2019
457 posts
Posted on 7/18/19 at 11:52 am to
Troll.
Posted by Titus Pullo
MTDGA
Member since Feb 2011
28567 posts
Posted on 7/18/19 at 11:52 am to


He could post verified pics of him fricking an OT 10 at this point and some would still give him shite.
Posted by BluegrassBelle
RIP Hefty Lefty - 1981-2019
Member since Nov 2010
107973 posts
Posted on 7/18/19 at 12:03 pm to
So he’s helping some broad move that was once hot but now isn’t. And she’s offered to feed him. And he probably isn’t getting any.

Did I miss anything in my Cliffs?
Posted by vl100butch
Ridgeland, MS
Member since Sep 2005
37070 posts
Posted on 7/18/19 at 12:05 pm to
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So he’s helping some broad move that was once hot but now isn’t. And she’s offered to feed him. And he probably isn’t getting any.

Did I miss anything in my Cliffs?




by jove, i think you've got it!!!!

(bonus points if you get the reference :-) )
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