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re: So I'm suppose to help a woman move UPDATED #6

Posted on 7/17/19 at 8:28 pm to
Posted by OWLFAN86
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Posted on 7/17/19 at 8:28 pm to
Im trying to gauge what sort of sexual deviancy i need to commit to next time I move
Posted by Tiger Prawn
Member since Dec 2016
25830 posts
Posted on 7/17/19 at 8:31 pm to
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This was written by a woman or a stupid man.
You aren’t wrong, but this is a pot calling kettle black situation considering you got roped into helping your parents’ friend pack all her shite and move. The only way to redeem yourself at this point is if she at least blows you
This post was edited on 7/17/19 at 8:31 pm
Posted by BayouRat15
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Member since Jan 2004
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Posted on 7/17/19 at 8:32 pm to
I'm here for the pics
Posted by hombreman9
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Posted on 7/17/19 at 8:32 pm to
Just remember, this thread will be used as evidence when OP kills her and uses her corpse to make a skin suit.
Posted by Patfic15
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Posted on 7/17/19 at 8:33 pm to
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This post was edited on 5/28/20 at 2:03 pm
Posted by Hangit
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Posted on 7/17/19 at 8:38 pm to
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Why does this subject keep getting bumped to the top of the page?


Threads that have not been anchored jump to the top every time someone comments in them.
Posted by Langland
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Posted on 7/17/19 at 8:41 pm to
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Why does this subject keep getting bumped to the top of the page?


People are participating because my shitty life is a temporary escape from their shitty life.

And the comments are the real entertainment.
This post was edited on 7/17/19 at 8:48 pm
Posted by Langland
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Posted on 7/17/19 at 8:47 pm to
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Threads that have not been anchored jump to the top every time someone comments in them.


Chicken should wait until Friday. I plan on posting pics Thursday night.
Posted by Wolfhound45
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Posted on 7/17/19 at 8:48 pm to
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I plan on posting pics Thursday night.
Posted by Geauxtiga
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Posted on 7/17/19 at 8:49 pm to
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Threads that have not been anchored jump to the top every time someone comments in them
Anchoring threads is such bullshite. As long as they’re moving, let em regulate themselves.
Posted by CptRusty
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Posted on 7/17/19 at 8:49 pm to
We need to get chicken involved. Pics or permaban.
Posted by Langland
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Posted on 7/17/19 at 8:51 pm to
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Wolfhound45


That's because I will be helping her move tomorrow morning.

Maybe I should live stream and we can all collectively blow our brains out.
Posted by BigPerm30
Member since Aug 2011
32030 posts
Posted on 7/17/19 at 8:53 pm to
After 500 posts, I feel like I’m invested in this. Can you please take a picture of her pussy? I like the doggy position. I’ll give you my email if necessary.
Posted by chryso
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Posted on 7/17/19 at 8:57 pm to
I want to compliment you on coming through with the updates.
Posted by redstick13
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Posted on 7/17/19 at 8:59 pm to
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People are participating because my fictional life is a temporary escape from their shitty life.



FIFY

Posted by Ingeniero
Baton Rouge
Member since Dec 2013
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Posted on 7/17/19 at 9:02 pm to
What's it like knowing the only box you're going to touch Thursday is the one full of her clothes?
Posted by Ace Midnight
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Posted on 7/17/19 at 9:03 pm to
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Maybe I should live stream


This is probably the best idea you've had all year.

quote:

we can all collectively blow our brains out.



This is why literally no one likes you.
Posted by offshoretrash
Farmerville, La
Member since Aug 2008
10768 posts
Posted on 7/17/19 at 9:13 pm to
You should go all in on her, either she gives up the booty, or you make her so uncomfortable she never talks to you again.
This post was edited on 7/17/19 at 9:14 pm
Posted by Langland
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Member since Apr 2014
15382 posts
Posted on 7/17/19 at 9:14 pm to
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After 500 posts, I feel like I’m invested in this. Can you please take a picture of her pussy? I like the doggy position. I’ll give you my email if necessary.




Can anyone help me work this into the conversation?

But make it about helping someone move rather than a free ride.

I was thinking about saying something like:

Me: You know what they say about when a woman uses a man's truck don't you?

Her: What?

Me: You pay them with gas, grass or arse.

Wait for her to laugh. Or wait for it to go over her head as usual.

Then say:

Me: I don't smoke weed and I have a full tank of gas.

Look at her with a smile on my face and wait for her to respond.

If it doesn't work, at least I planted the idea in her head. Yes, it may cause her to vomit, but it's there.
This post was edited on 7/18/19 at 3:54 pm
Posted by LSU alum wannabe
Katy, TX
Member since Jan 2004
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Posted on 7/17/19 at 9:16 pm to
26 pages?? No pics? No claims of sex?

What hath this board become???
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