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re: So I'm growing a beard, and wife hates it....

Posted on 12/1/16 at 2:49 pm to
Posted by MorbidTheClown
Baton Rouge
Member since Jan 2015
76771 posts
Posted on 12/1/16 at 2:49 pm to
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She says it's like having another man.

uh oh


Posted by Mars duMorgue
Sunset Dist/SF
Member since Aug 2015
2816 posts
Posted on 12/1/16 at 2:55 pm to
Help you find a hot chick that likes beards and likes to frick.
Posted by meauxjeaux2
watson
Member since Oct 2007
60283 posts
Posted on 12/1/16 at 2:55 pm to
quote:

uh oh


hey man, tell you what. I'm not into making a woman stay if she don't want to. If that's what makes her happy (feeling like she's with another man since i've grown my beard) then so be it.
I'm happy that she's satisfied with me in more ways than one.
Posted by Martini
Near Athens
Member since Mar 2005
49696 posts
Posted on 12/1/16 at 2:57 pm to
No shave November ended.
Posted by MorbidTheClown
Baton Rouge
Member since Jan 2015
76771 posts
Posted on 12/1/16 at 2:59 pm to
you ever wonder what people did in this situation when there were no internet message boards to run to?
Posted by meauxjeaux2
watson
Member since Oct 2007
60283 posts
Posted on 12/1/16 at 2:59 pm to
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No shave November ended.
and now she don't want me to shave it
Posted by Geauxrilla Ballz
S'port
Member since Jan 2009
672 posts
Posted on 12/1/16 at 3:04 pm to
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Help you find a hot chick that likes beards and likes to frick.


Hell no, I love my lady. She gave me great kids, is an excellent mother, and we are generally happy.

Some of you are getting hung up on the "conditioning" thing. That's an average. That's marriage (well, a bad case probably). In truth, took the log to the beaver 5 times last week, and 13 times one week this summer. I'm good there, really. Not unhappy, to be honest.
Posted by Feral
Member since Mar 2012
12809 posts
Posted on 12/1/16 at 3:05 pm to
My wife hated my beard when I started growing one irregularly a few years ago (I shaved clean about once every 7 days).

I started leaving it full time about 3 years ago or so and only lightly trim it once a week. I keep it somewhere between Walker Texas Ranger and The Most Interesting Man In The World.

She grew to pretty much love it within a few months, especially when she realized that it's the practically the epitome of manliness (hipsters excluded). She'd be weirded out if I shaved it now.
Posted by SouthEndzoneTiger
Louisiana
Member since Mar 2008
11676 posts
Posted on 12/1/16 at 3:08 pm to
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Hell no, I love my lady. She gave me great kids, is an excellent mother, and we are generally happy.

Some of you are getting hung up on the "conditioning" thing. That's an average. That's marriage (well, a bad case probably). In truth, took the log to the beaver 5 times last week, and 13 times one week this summer. I'm good there, really. Not unhappy, to be honest.


You typed that thinking she was looking over your shoulder, huh? Don't lie.
Posted by MorbidTheClown
Baton Rouge
Member since Jan 2015
76771 posts
Posted on 12/1/16 at 3:08 pm to
Posted by 7thWardTiger
Richmond, Texas
Member since Nov 2009
24670 posts
Posted on 12/1/16 at 3:10 pm to
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Some of you are getting hung up on the "conditioning" thing. That's an average. That's marriage (well, a bad case probably). In truth, took the log to the beaver 5 times last week, and 13 times one week this summer. I'm good there, really. Not unhappy, to be honest.

Jesus Christ that sounds miserable that you have sex so few times that you actually can keep count.
Posted by Mir
Member since Sep 2016
2777 posts
Posted on 12/1/16 at 3:12 pm to
If you're keeping count I feel bad for you son
Posted by BeerMoney
Baton Rouge
Member since Jul 2012
9007 posts
Posted on 12/1/16 at 3:14 pm to
Just kill her and marry a hooters waitress
Posted by Geauxrilla Ballz
S'port
Member since Jan 2009
672 posts
Posted on 12/1/16 at 3:15 pm to
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You typed that thinking she was looking over your shoulder, huh? Don't lie.


LOL, nah - I'm serious. I'm not unhappy. We have active kids and both work our asses off. We are probably too tired to lock loins as much as some of the young whippersnappers around here who base relationships on how often they get their dick wet.

If I was unhappy, I would cash in on some of the "pinch hitters" waiting in the dugout (that happens too, when you get old).
Posted by ballscaster
Member since Jun 2013
26861 posts
Posted on 12/1/16 at 3:19 pm to
If she gets to decide how much facial hair you have, you get to decide how fat she's allowed to get.
Posted by Byrdybyrd05
Member since Nov 2014
26559 posts
Posted on 12/1/16 at 3:25 pm to
You need to hire jimmy sexton.
Posted by JOHNN
Prairieville
Member since Nov 2008
4513 posts
Posted on 12/1/16 at 3:28 pm to
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Tell her if she wasn't as big as she is now when y'all met you wouldn't be together....

Settle the score real quick


Do you have a vendeta against the guy? He said he only gets it once a month as is. If he says that shite, he'd be lucky to get it once a year.
Posted by bigrob385series
B. Aura
Member since May 2014
2636 posts
Posted on 12/1/16 at 3:52 pm to
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Just kill her and marry a hooters waitress
seems reasonable...
once a month?tell her you'll shave every time she gives up the pussy.
Posted by mizzoukills
Member since Aug 2011
40686 posts
Posted on 12/1/16 at 3:58 pm to
sounds like your wife just wants a metrosexual liberal girly man to boss around.
Posted by dbbuilder79
Overton NV
Member since Dec 2010
4659 posts
Posted on 12/1/16 at 4:10 pm to
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my lady


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