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So i broke my hand - Need the OT's guidance

Posted on 12/21/18 at 1:24 pm
Posted by russellvillehog
Member since Apr 2016
9746 posts
Posted on 12/21/18 at 1:24 pm
So i broke my right hand while reaming a metal tube out so i could place another smaller one inside of it. The drill caught, and spun around and fractured or broke my ring ringer metacarpal.

The issue is this is my jerkin off hand, and my wife (no pics) just started ragging. She wont let me get any. Red wings are not available. What do i do? I felt this was the best place to get assistance in figuring out my dilemma.
Posted by tigersownall
Thibodaux
Member since Sep 2011
17200 posts
Posted on 12/21/18 at 1:25 pm to
Use your left hand. Dry hump your wife. About all you can do.
Posted by CajunSoldier225
Member since Aug 2011
8990 posts
Posted on 12/21/18 at 1:25 pm to
Get a hooker.

Duh.
Posted by Tyga Woods
South Central Jupiter Island, FL
Member since Sep 2016
42888 posts
Posted on 12/21/18 at 1:25 pm to
quote:

I felt this was the best place to get assistance in figuring out my dilemma.


Well I sure the frick ain’t jacking you off, if that’s what you’re asking
Posted by Cump11b
Member since Sep 2018
2026 posts
Posted on 12/21/18 at 1:25 pm to
Here's a downvote. Merry Christmas
This post was edited on 12/21/18 at 1:26 pm
Posted by beerJeep
Louisiana
Member since Nov 2016
39215 posts
Posted on 12/21/18 at 1:25 pm to
Get a rib removed and suck it yourself?
Posted by Slagathor
Makin' jokes about your teeny tiny
Member since Jul 2007
39015 posts
Posted on 12/21/18 at 1:25 pm to
quote:

metal tube
Posted by Animal
Member since Dec 2017
4341 posts
Posted on 12/21/18 at 1:26 pm to
Use your good hand to chop your dick off....everyone wins.
Posted by MorbidTheClown
Baton Rouge
Member since Jan 2015
76771 posts
Posted on 12/21/18 at 1:26 pm to
quote:

She wont let me get any. Red wings are not available.


use another hole
Posted by tigahland
Baton Rouge, LA
Member since Jun 2016
3571 posts
Posted on 12/21/18 at 1:27 pm to
you came to right place for guidance

solution: use other hand
Posted by 777Tiger
Member since Mar 2011
93541 posts
Posted on 12/21/18 at 1:27 pm to
Go ask your sister to help you out, she’s always been there for you hasn’t she?
Posted by Major Dutch Schaefer
Location: Classified
Member since Nov 2011
39718 posts
Posted on 12/21/18 at 1:27 pm to
Fleshlight
Posted by Brosef Stalin
Member since Dec 2011
42588 posts
Posted on 12/21/18 at 1:27 pm to
Splash
Posted by bengalbait
Grove Lounge
Member since Sep 2009
4603 posts
Posted on 12/21/18 at 1:30 pm to
I like Dice Clay’s take on it. Wrap up both hands like they’re burned and go to the sperm bank. Tell the nurse, gonna need a little help here.
Posted by russellvillehog
Member since Apr 2016
9746 posts
Posted on 12/21/18 at 1:31 pm to
quote:

Use your left hand


Im not a switch hitter.
Posted by Run up middle
DeRidder
Member since Oct 2012
1461 posts
Posted on 12/21/18 at 1:31 pm to
Tell her that even a good dog will find another porch to lay on if he isn’t petted enough
Posted by soccerfüt
Location: A Series of Tubes
Member since May 2013
76135 posts
Posted on 12/21/18 at 1:31 pm to
Posted by iAmBatman
The Batcave
Member since Mar 2011
12382 posts
Posted on 12/21/18 at 1:32 pm to
Last time I checked, your wife still gives a nice BJ
Posted by Tigerfan56
Member since May 2010
10526 posts
Posted on 12/21/18 at 1:32 pm to
Ask your stepmom and she will happily help you per my own internet research
Posted by wasteland
City of peace
Member since Apr 2011
5923 posts
Posted on 12/21/18 at 1:32 pm to
A real man would order his wife to just give him his daily head
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