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So i broke my hand - Need the OT's guidance
Posted on 12/21/18 at 1:24 pm
Posted on 12/21/18 at 1:24 pm
So i broke my right hand while reaming a metal tube out so i could place another smaller one inside of it. The drill caught, and spun around and fractured or broke my ring ringer metacarpal.
The issue is this is my jerkin off hand, and my wife (no pics) just started ragging. She wont let me get any. Red wings are not available. What do i do? I felt this was the best place to get assistance in figuring out my dilemma.
The issue is this is my jerkin off hand, and my wife (no pics) just started ragging. She wont let me get any. Red wings are not available. What do i do? I felt this was the best place to get assistance in figuring out my dilemma.
Posted on 12/21/18 at 1:25 pm to russellvillehog
Use your left hand. Dry hump your wife. About all you can do.
Posted on 12/21/18 at 1:25 pm to russellvillehog
Get a hooker.
Duh.
Duh.
Posted on 12/21/18 at 1:25 pm to russellvillehog
quote:
I felt this was the best place to get assistance in figuring out my dilemma.
Well I sure the frick ain’t jacking you off, if that’s what you’re asking
Posted on 12/21/18 at 1:25 pm to russellvillehog
Here's a downvote. Merry Christmas
This post was edited on 12/21/18 at 1:26 pm
Posted on 12/21/18 at 1:25 pm to russellvillehog
Get a rib removed and suck it yourself? 
Posted on 12/21/18 at 1:26 pm to russellvillehog
Use your good hand to chop your dick off....everyone wins.
Posted on 12/21/18 at 1:26 pm to russellvillehog
quote:
She wont let me get any. Red wings are not available.
use another hole
Posted on 12/21/18 at 1:27 pm to russellvillehog
you came to right place for guidance
solution: use other hand
solution: use other hand
Posted on 12/21/18 at 1:27 pm to russellvillehog
Go ask your sister to help you out, she’s always been there for you hasn’t she?
Posted on 12/21/18 at 1:30 pm to russellvillehog
I like Dice Clay’s take on it. Wrap up both hands like they’re burned and go to the sperm bank. Tell the nurse, gonna need a little help here.
Posted on 12/21/18 at 1:31 pm to tigersownall
quote:
Use your left hand
Im not a switch hitter.
Posted on 12/21/18 at 1:31 pm to Brosef Stalin
Tell her that even a good dog will find another porch to lay on if he isn’t petted enough
Posted on 12/21/18 at 1:32 pm to russellvillehog
Last time I checked, your wife still gives a nice BJ
Posted on 12/21/18 at 1:32 pm to russellvillehog
Ask your stepmom and she will happily help you per my own internet research
Posted on 12/21/18 at 1:32 pm to russellvillehog
A real man would order his wife to just give him his daily head
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