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So Col. Klink had a daughter

Posted on 12/1/20 at 10:39 am
Posted by Jim Rockford
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Posted on 12/1/20 at 10:39 am
and she's a dermatologist



Erika Klemperer, MD

For comparison

This post was edited on 12/1/20 at 10:41 am
Posted by Hogwarts
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Posted on 12/1/20 at 10:40 am to
DISMISSED!!!!!!
Posted by BlackHelicopterPilot
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Posted on 12/1/20 at 10:40 am to
Germans
Posted by TygerTyger
Houston
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Posted on 12/1/20 at 10:41 am to
What crazy arse google rat hole did you fall down to get to this???
Posted by Pfft
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Posted on 12/1/20 at 10:41 am to
I see somesing !! Now that's a neck!!
Posted by teke184
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Posted on 12/1/20 at 10:42 am to
When she got knocked up, did he immediately blame Schultz?
Posted by NPComb
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Posted on 12/1/20 at 10:42 am to
Now do Schultzy!
Posted by SEClint
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Posted on 12/1/20 at 10:43 am to
Imagine if Wilhelm Klink had been replaced by Amon Göth for incompetence
Posted by Jim Rockford
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Posted on 12/1/20 at 10:48 am to
There was a sixties actress named Jill Banner, now deceased, whose main claim to fame was being Marlon Brando's girlfriend for a while. No relation to John "Schultz" Banner, who didn't father any children AFAIK.

Fun fact: John Banner was Jewish like all the other actors who played the main German characters on Hogan's Heroes, and served in the U.S. Army during WWII.

Werner Klemperer was the son of a famous orchestra conductor who immigrated to the US. He graduated from Hollywood High School and spoke flawless English.
This post was edited on 12/1/20 at 10:51 am
Posted by Packer
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Posted on 12/1/20 at 10:53 am to
Having a child while serving as Commandant? Major Hochstetter is not going to be happy.



Posted by NPComb
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Posted on 12/1/20 at 10:56 am to
quote:

Fun fact: John Banner was Jewish like all the other actors who played the main German characters on Hogan's Heroes,


I believe the 3 Stooges were as well and their fav skits were making the Hitler takes.
Posted by Jim Rockford
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Posted on 12/1/20 at 10:58 am to
Posted by SEClint
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Posted on 12/1/20 at 11:02 am to
quote:

the 3 Stooges


Moe, Larry, Curly and Shemp


Ftw
Posted by SoFla Tideroller
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Posted on 12/1/20 at 11:06 am to
Werner Klemperer took the role of Klink with the understanding that the Germans could never "win" and that Klink would be the butt of the jokes.

Posted by East Coast Band
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Posted on 12/1/20 at 11:14 am to
I bet she nose all about skin conditions
Posted by Kafka
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Posted on 12/1/20 at 11:21 am to
quote:

There was a sixties actress named Jill Banner, now deceased, whose main claim to fame was being Marlon Brando's girlfriend for a while.
I must confess, I never thought Jill Banner would ever get mentioned on the OT

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John Banner was Jewish like all the other actors who played the main German characters on Hogan's Heroes, and served in the U.S. Army during WWII
Aside from Bob Crane every major figure involved in HH was Jewish, from the creators and producers to the theme music composer, as well as Robert Clary of the supporting cast.
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Werner Klemperer was the son of a famous orchestra conductor who immigrated to the US. He graduated from Hollywood High School and spoke flawless English.
Supposedly he had to re-learn a German accent, which he had taken great pains to lose.

(Yes I am an HH nerd)
Posted by Kafka
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Posted on 12/1/20 at 11:32 am to
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Werner Klemperer took the role of Klink with the understanding that the Germans could never "win" and that Klink would be the butt of the jokes.
In the B&W HH pilot (which was clearly influenced by McHale's Navy) Klink is less of a buffoon. Hogan still outsmarts him of course, but their exchanges more closely resemble those with the commandant in The Great Escape.

In the color episodes the show switched things a bit. The scenes in the barracks became less McHale-ish, while Klink was turned into a total half-wit.
Posted by Jim Rockford
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Posted on 12/1/20 at 11:36 am to
The reason I know about Jill Banner is because she was on several Dragnet episodes and I am a Dragnet nerd.

Posted by Kafka
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Posted on 12/1/20 at 11:37 am to
quote:

I am a Dragnet nerd
Posted by cypresstiger
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Posted on 12/1/20 at 11:37 am to
"Aside from Bob Crane every major figure involved in HH was Jewish,"
----Ivan Dixon says hi.
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