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Snake Identify
Posted on 2/28/17 at 9:20 am
Posted on 2/28/17 at 9:20 am
I came home from the store last night and stepped on this little bastard. He attacked the shite out of my jeans and latched on but luckily didn't get any skin.
Considering I was being trashy and wearing flip flops with jeans it could have been much worse.
So what is this bitch? Harmless? Or did I get lucky and escape losing a foot?

Considering I was being trashy and wearing flip flops with jeans it could have been much worse.
So what is this bitch? Harmless? Or did I get lucky and escape losing a foot?

Posted on 2/28/17 at 9:22 am to Loungefly85
Outdoor Board can tell you in less than minute
but looks like a cooper head
but looks like a cooper head
Posted on 2/28/17 at 9:22 am to Loungefly85
The Rattlus Deathicus. You can't feel the bite and it won't leave a mark, but the venom sets in after two days. You'll feel nauseous, mouth will become watery, and then anxiety sets in. Most people last about two days before the toxins overcome your organs and shut them down.
Posted on 2/28/17 at 9:22 am to Loungefly85
that would be a copperhead
Posted on 2/28/17 at 9:22 am to Loungefly85
Judging by the color, the alternating patterns, and the orientation of the snake, you can't take a fricking picture.
Posted on 2/28/17 at 9:23 am to Loungefly85
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wearing flip flops with jeans
Too bad it wasn't a black mamba that got full penetration
ETA can't see pic
This post was edited on 2/28/17 at 9:24 am
Posted on 2/28/17 at 9:23 am to Loungefly85
copperhead. be glad it didn't catch your toe
Posted on 2/28/17 at 9:23 am to Loungefly85
Looks like a copperhead to me
Posted on 2/28/17 at 9:23 am to Loungefly85
Damn that looks like a copperhead.
Harmless. But him a mate to help your rodent problem
Harmless. But him a mate to help your rodent problem
Posted on 2/28/17 at 9:24 am to Loungefly85
That's a dick snake most likely. You can tell by waving your flaccid penis in a helicopter motion near its face. If it bites you, it's a dick snake.
This post was edited on 2/28/17 at 9:26 am
Posted on 2/28/17 at 9:24 am to Loungefly85
It looks like it may be best to identify that one from a distance.
By the way,Snake Identifyhas to be the OTs favorite game.
By the way,Snake Identifyhas to be the OTs favorite game.

This post was edited on 2/28/17 at 9:41 am
Posted on 2/28/17 at 9:24 am to Loungefly85
Was it's tail neon green?
Posted on 2/28/17 at 9:25 am to Loungefly85
Shitty picture, but looks like a copperhead, and yes, venomous. Go buy a lottery ticket.
Posted on 2/28/17 at 9:26 am to Loungefly85
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He attacked the shite out of my jeans and latched on but luckily didn't get any skin.
Considering I was being trashy and wearing flip flops with jeans it could have been much worse.
You got lucky. Your night could have gotten a lot worse had he sunk his little copperhead fangs in your skin. Probably wouldn't have died, but it would have hurt and required a trip to the ER.
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