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re: since tim tebow had sex..... time for lolo jones to have sex

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Posted by Eauxs Eaux Face
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Posted by Zendog
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Posted on 1/22/20 at 3:22 pm to
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Posted by Hangit
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Posted on 1/22/20 at 3:22 pm to
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I feel like she isn’t a Virgin but just claims that for the publicity.


I don't know anything about her sexual history. Usually if a woman claims the V-card, a hundred dudes say that she blew them, or stretched her pooper. I have never seen that with her, but admittedly, have not searched.

I think she lives in P'ville and could find a good old baw to date if she really wanted to. Or maybe she has a long-term Baw. Who knows?
Posted by LSUballs
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Posted on 1/22/20 at 3:22 pm to
I hate Lolo jones.
Posted by LSU Otter
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Posted on 1/22/20 at 3:23 pm to
That punanny is probably tighter than a snare drum. Gonna need a gallon of astroglide and the jaws of life to get up in that.
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Posted by upgrayedd
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Posted on 1/22/20 at 3:23 pm to
I'd give her the most disappointing deflowering eva
Posted by TheCaterpillar
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Posted on 1/22/20 at 3:24 pm to
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Lolo has to be batshit crazy to still be a Virgin. She is pretty attractive and to not have found a guy to marry by now means she is crazy as frick



She's attractive, famous, and independently worth a decent amount of cash.

The fact she can't keep a man is nuclear meltdown alarm level red flag.

Posted by MorbidTheClown
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Posted on 1/22/20 at 3:24 pm to
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I feel like she isn’t a Virgin but just claims that for the publicity.


did you see her on dancing with the stars? those are virgin hips, baw.
Posted by TheCaterpillar
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Posted on 1/22/20 at 3:26 pm to
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That punanny is probably tighter than a snare drum. Gonna need a gallon of astroglide and the jaws of life to get up in that.



This is true. With her muscle/body fat ratio, crazy workout routines, slender frame, and lack of use down there it might be actually painful to poke her.

I'd be worried she'd cough in the middle and pinch it off.

Posted by Mr Personality
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Posted on 1/22/20 at 3:26 pm to
No one is saying she has to marry. Just give up the puss.
Posted by MorbidTheClown
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Posted on 1/22/20 at 3:28 pm to
is there a negative bra cup size?
Posted by Zendog
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Posted on 1/22/20 at 3:33 pm to
Posted by TheCaterpillar
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Posted on 1/22/20 at 3:34 pm to
I think one obvious reason for virginity people aren't discussing is that she's a lesbian but can never come out of the closet because of her extremely strong religious views.

Kind of what people think about Tebow, but I can see it even more with Lolo. I mean, I bet a high percentage of her fellow professional female athletes are lesbians and out of the closet.

Posted by upgrayedd
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Posted on 1/22/20 at 3:37 pm to
Posted by Tiger Prawn
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Posted on 1/22/20 at 3:42 pm to
Posted by LSU Otter
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Posted on 1/22/20 at 3:54 pm to
I can just imagine the number of men she’s given blue balls over the years.
Posted by Green Chili Tiger
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Posted on 1/22/20 at 3:58 pm to
Posted by Epic Cajun
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Member since Feb 2013
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Posted on 1/22/20 at 4:00 pm to
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I don't know anything about her sexual history. Usually if a woman claims the V-card, a hundred dudes say that she blew them, or stretched her pooper. I have never seen that with her, but admittedly, have not searched.
Brad Wing had the butt sex with her...
Posted by Epic Cajun
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Member since Feb 2013
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Posted on 1/22/20 at 4:00 pm to
quote:

I think one obvious reason for virginity people aren't discussing is that she's a lesbian but can never come out of the closet because of her extremely strong religious views.

Kind of what people think about Tebow, but I can see it even more with Lolo. I mean, I bet a high percentage of her fellow professional female athletes are lesbians and out of the closet.

She's not, she used to hook up with Wing baw
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