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re: Simple things you can’t seem to do right

Posted on 8/30/25 at 10:57 am to
Posted by madamsquirrel
The big somewhere out there
Member since Jul 2009
55072 posts
Posted on 8/30/25 at 10:57 am to
Cook rice
Posted by Rouge
Floston Paradise
Member since Oct 2004
138208 posts
Posted on 8/30/25 at 11:00 am to
quote:

Simple things you can’t seem to do right
your Mom
Posted by FightinTigersDammit
Louisiana North
Member since Mar 2006
46425 posts
Posted on 8/30/25 at 11:03 am to
I can't whistle, and I can't slide while bowling
Posted by fjlee90
Baton Rouge
Member since Nov 2016
8519 posts
Posted on 8/30/25 at 11:49 am to
Consistently hitting a fricking golf ball
This post was edited on 8/30/25 at 11:52 am
Posted by Willie Stroker
Member since Sep 2008
15742 posts
Posted on 8/30/25 at 11:50 am to
quote:

I, Gerry Laval, cannot calk.

Or correctly spell caulk.
Posted by Willie Stroker
Member since Sep 2008
15742 posts
Posted on 8/30/25 at 11:54 am to
quote:

There are people that can't whistle ? wtf ?

Why would this be something people most people would want to do?

I only learned it to nail the intro to Patience by Guns N Roses me.

Posted by jmh5724
Member since Jan 2012
2670 posts
Posted on 8/30/25 at 12:01 pm to
Put the usb plug in on the first try
Posted by clownbaby
beezwacks not yours
Member since Jan 2009
1075 posts
Posted on 8/30/25 at 12:20 pm to
Ziplock bags
Posted by Artificial Ignorance
Member since Feb 2025
1424 posts
Posted on 8/30/25 at 12:22 pm to
Read instructions.

I would rather chew broken glass.
Posted by 7empest
Member since Sep 2019
63 posts
Posted on 8/30/25 at 12:24 pm to
Hard-boil eggs without making them look like shite while peeling
Posted by GatorH8r
Member since Aug 2019
318 posts
Posted on 8/30/25 at 12:49 pm to
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That’s perverse!
Posted by MikeBRLA
Baton Rouge
Member since Jun 2005
17130 posts
Posted on 8/30/25 at 1:21 pm to
quote:

Hard-boil eggs without making them look like shite while peeling


Have to put them in an ice batch for 30 minutes before peeling them.
Posted by Jmcc64
alabama
Member since Apr 2021
1857 posts
Posted on 8/30/25 at 1:26 pm to
Make and grill a hamburger.
Posted by kook
Berrytown
Member since Sep 2013
2075 posts
Posted on 8/30/25 at 1:37 pm to
quote:

I, Gerry Laval, cannot calk


Caulk sucker!
Posted by MRTigerFan
Baton Rouge
Member since Sep 2008
6435 posts
Posted on 8/30/25 at 1:38 pm to
Hit my 60° wedge
Posted by meeple
Carcassonne
Member since May 2011
10852 posts
Posted on 8/30/25 at 1:55 pm to
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Putting on a t-shirt with the front facing back.

Taking off a tshirt. Almost every time I fear I’m going to tear a piece of it getting it off and no they aren’t overly tight.

How do women do it so easily by crossing their arms and it coming straight off?
Posted by UnoDelgado
Covington
Member since Nov 2019
645 posts
Posted on 8/30/25 at 2:02 pm to
Downshift a semi.
Posted by Macfly
BR & DS
Member since Jan 2016
10040 posts
Posted on 8/30/25 at 2:05 pm to
Patch drywall.
Posted by RedPop4
Santiago de Compostela
Member since Jan 2005
15141 posts
Posted on 8/30/25 at 2:19 pm to
Exist.
Posted by Sus-Scrofa
Member since Feb 2013
10488 posts
Posted on 8/30/25 at 2:34 pm to
Fry an egg. They taste fine, just look like shite.

I see people making breakfast that can crack half a dozen eggs into a pan and dish out 6 normal looking fried eggs. It’s beyond my capabilities.
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