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Posted on 9/18/24 at 4:03 pm to CatfishJohn
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I broke up with a girl in college because she told me she had a 3 way with 2 dudes years before meeting me. Couldn't get the image out of my head.
This isn’t silly. A man must have standards.
Posted on 9/18/24 at 4:03 pm to boxcarbarney
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She told me she didn't think I was going anywhere in life. I was in college a year away from graduation.
Similar, she didn't think I would amount to anything.
I was working a full time job and putting myself through college

Posted on 9/18/24 at 4:07 pm to HeadSlash
I broke up with a girl because she came home with a bar stamp high up on her thigh under her super short mini skirt.
Posted on 9/18/24 at 4:07 pm to boxcarbarney
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quote: She told me she didn't think I was going anywhere in life.
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graduated, I have a career, a family, and I own my home. I don't think she graduated. She's twice divorced. So I think I did.
Yeah but now you post here a lot.
So she detected something amiss.
This post was edited on 9/18/24 at 4:18 pm
Posted on 9/18/24 at 4:09 pm to Honest Tune
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This isn’t silly. A man must have standards.
I really didn't at that point in my life though. I was "talking" to girls with high body counts a few times. It was just the two dicks at once thing I couldn't get over.
Looking back, I probably should've tried to a get a 2 girl and me 3some out of it first, but I couldn't get the image of her taking 2 dudes out my head. I told her that to her face too when I broke up with her

I said something like "You do you, I'm not judging, but I just can't get the image out of my head" and she got super mad at me. Her whole friend group hated me for it for a while

This post was edited on 9/18/24 at 4:12 pm
Posted on 9/18/24 at 4:12 pm to CrappyPants
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I broke up with a girlfriend in college because she let her dogs sleep in her bed. Hair everywhere. Smelled like dog arse. Complete turn off. Animals DO NOT belong in your bed.
Nah. If she was hot and cool you would have dealt with it

Posted on 9/18/24 at 4:15 pm to HeadSlash
Every time I have been dumped it has been well deserved. I had one tell me as I was loading my shite in the truck that I had the ugliest dick and balls she had ever seen 

Posted on 9/18/24 at 4:22 pm to HeadSlash
I broke up with a girl once because she was so slow, not mentally but moving.
Two hours to “get ready “, an hour to get 5 things at the grocery store, 45 minutes to let the dog out on and on and on. And she was late every where she went
Drove me nuts
Two hours to “get ready “, an hour to get 5 things at the grocery store, 45 minutes to let the dog out on and on and on. And she was late every where she went
Drove me nuts
Posted on 9/18/24 at 4:22 pm to CatfishJohn
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broke up with a girl in college because she told me she had a 3 way with 2 dudes years before meeting me. Couldn't get the image out of my head.
That happened to me as well.
She bawled as she packed her things. Saying she was just letting me know she would do anything for me.
I was also bothered by the fact a local plastic surgeon paid her very well to lay out by his pool.
Posted on 9/18/24 at 4:23 pm to HeadSlash
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paint the lobby of my store
Is this a euphemism for something nasty?
Posted on 9/18/24 at 4:26 pm to HeadSlash
Eats peas one at a time yet scoops kernels.
Posted on 9/18/24 at 4:26 pm to HeadSlash
I was once broke up with because she was heading out on a date the same night with a guy that was better looking, nicer, and richer.
Well, when you type it out it doesn’t sound so silly
Well, when you type it out it doesn’t sound so silly
This post was edited on 9/18/24 at 5:59 pm
Posted on 9/18/24 at 4:32 pm to The Torch
quote:been married to her for almost 22 years. You dodged a bullet.
Two hours to “get ready “, an hour to get 5 things at the grocery store, 45 minutes to let the dog out on and on and on. And she was late every where she went
Posted on 9/18/24 at 4:32 pm to HeadSlash
I broke up with a girl b/c she had man hands
Posted on 9/18/24 at 4:47 pm to HeadSlash
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wouldn't let her paint the lobby of my store.
Is this code for pegging?
Posted on 9/18/24 at 4:49 pm to holdem Tiger
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Broke up with a girl because she constantly used malaprops.

Posted on 9/18/24 at 4:51 pm to HeadSlash
A girl broke up with me bc I didn’t make my bed every morning.
Posted on 9/18/24 at 4:54 pm to HeadSlash
“You’re too nice” was the reason she gave me. That woman had problems.
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