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re: Silliest Reason for a Break-up

Posted on 9/18/24 at 4:01 pm to
Posted by Tdogg78
Member since Aug 2018
172 posts
Posted on 9/18/24 at 4:01 pm to
I broke up with my gf a few weeks ago because I wanted to go shooting with my buddies and not hang with her around her house.
Posted by Honest Tune
Louisiana
Member since Dec 2011
18208 posts
Posted on 9/18/24 at 4:03 pm to
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I broke up with a girl in college because she told me she had a 3 way with 2 dudes years before meeting me. Couldn't get the image out of my head.


This isn’t silly. A man must have standards.
Posted by BoogaBear
Member since Jul 2013
6476 posts
Posted on 9/18/24 at 4:03 pm to
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She told me she didn't think I was going anywhere in life. I was in college a year away from graduation.


Similar, she didn't think I would amount to anything.

I was working a full time job and putting myself through college
Posted by Tortious
ATX
Member since Nov 2010
5499 posts
Posted on 9/18/24 at 4:07 pm to
I broke up with a girl because she came home with a bar stamp high up on her thigh under her super short mini skirt.
Posted by Havoc
Member since Nov 2015
34241 posts
Posted on 9/18/24 at 4:07 pm to
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quote: She told me she didn't think I was going anywhere in life.

quote:

graduated, I have a career, a family, and I own my home. I don't think she graduated. She's twice divorced. So I think I did.

Yeah but now you post here a lot.

So she detected something amiss.
This post was edited on 9/18/24 at 4:18 pm
Posted by CatfishJohn
Member since Jun 2020
16958 posts
Posted on 9/18/24 at 4:09 pm to
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This isn’t silly. A man must have standards.



I really didn't at that point in my life though. I was "talking" to girls with high body counts a few times. It was just the two dicks at once thing I couldn't get over.

Looking back, I probably should've tried to a get a 2 girl and me 3some out of it first, but I couldn't get the image of her taking 2 dudes out my head. I told her that to her face too when I broke up with her

I said something like "You do you, I'm not judging, but I just can't get the image out of my head" and she got super mad at me. Her whole friend group hated me for it for a while



This post was edited on 9/18/24 at 4:12 pm
Posted by Havoc
Member since Nov 2015
34241 posts
Posted on 9/18/24 at 4:12 pm to
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I broke up with a girlfriend in college because she let her dogs sleep in her bed. Hair everywhere. Smelled like dog arse. Complete turn off. Animals DO NOT belong in your bed.

Nah. If she was hot and cool you would have dealt with it
Posted by Cregg
Orange Beach
Member since Jul 2017
2326 posts
Posted on 9/18/24 at 4:15 pm to
Every time I have been dumped it has been well deserved. I had one tell me as I was loading my shite in the truck that I had the ugliest dick and balls she had ever seen
Posted by The Torch
DFW The Dub
Member since Aug 2014
23653 posts
Posted on 9/18/24 at 4:22 pm to
I broke up with a girl once because she was so slow, not mentally but moving.

Two hours to “get ready “, an hour to get 5 things at the grocery store, 45 minutes to let the dog out on and on and on. And she was late every where she went

Drove me nuts
Posted by EMAW2000
Member since Feb 2023
72 posts
Posted on 9/18/24 at 4:22 pm to
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broke up with a girl in college because she told me she had a 3 way with 2 dudes years before meeting me. Couldn't get the image out of my head.


That happened to me as well.

She bawled as she packed her things. Saying she was just letting me know she would do anything for me.

I was also bothered by the fact a local plastic surgeon paid her very well to lay out by his pool.
Posted by TheHarahanian
Actually not Harahan as of 6/2023
Member since May 2017
21668 posts
Posted on 9/18/24 at 4:23 pm to
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paint the lobby of my store

Is this a euphemism for something nasty?
Posted by Tiger985
Member since Nov 2006
7206 posts
Posted on 9/18/24 at 4:26 pm to
Eats peas one at a time yet scoops kernels.
Posted by tigerfoot
Alexandria
Member since Sep 2006
59017 posts
Posted on 9/18/24 at 4:26 pm to
I was once broke up with because she was heading out on a date the same night with a guy that was better looking, nicer, and richer.


Well, when you type it out it doesn’t sound so silly
This post was edited on 9/18/24 at 5:59 pm
Posted by tigerfoot
Alexandria
Member since Sep 2006
59017 posts
Posted on 9/18/24 at 4:32 pm to
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Two hours to “get ready “, an hour to get 5 things at the grocery store, 45 minutes to let the dog out on and on and on. And she was late every where she went
been married to her for almost 22 years. You dodged a bullet.
Posted by Reece Bobby
Member since Sep 2024
397 posts
Posted on 9/18/24 at 4:32 pm to
I broke up with a girl b/c she had man hands
Posted by Kjnstkmn
Vermilion Parish
Member since Aug 2020
16084 posts
Posted on 9/18/24 at 4:34 pm to
Posted by Packer
IE, California
Member since May 2017
8435 posts
Posted on 9/18/24 at 4:47 pm to
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wouldn't let her paint the lobby of my store.


Is this code for pegging?
Posted by Christopher Columbo
Member since Jun 2015
2527 posts
Posted on 9/18/24 at 4:49 pm to
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Broke up with a girl because she constantly used malaprops.

Posted by TJack
BR
Member since Dec 2018
3059 posts
Posted on 9/18/24 at 4:51 pm to
A girl broke up with me bc I didn’t make my bed every morning.
Posted by cypresstiger
The South
Member since Aug 2008
12454 posts
Posted on 9/18/24 at 4:54 pm to
“You’re too nice” was the reason she gave me. That woman had problems.
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