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SHOUT OUT to ALL the Buzzards out there in the world.
Posted on 6/10/25 at 11:10 pm
Posted on 6/10/25 at 11:10 pm
KUDOS to EVERY
Condor. ALL Vultures. ANY scavenging bird species really bro.
Nature's clean up crews. NO DAYS OFF. Braving the HEAT and the STREET.
The real MVPs of all time and of the universe.

Condor. ALL Vultures. ANY scavenging bird species really bro.
Nature's clean up crews. NO DAYS OFF. Braving the HEAT and the STREET.
The real MVPs of all time and of the universe.

Posted on 6/10/25 at 11:13 pm to FAT SEXY
They’re just eating.
And they’re not allowed to get shot.
Buzzard privilege.
And they’re not allowed to get shot.
Buzzard privilege.
Posted on 6/10/25 at 11:17 pm to FAT SEXY
They piss on their legs to cool off when it’s hot.
Can’t say I haven’t thought about doing that usually around mid August
Can’t say I haven’t thought about doing that usually around mid August
Posted on 6/10/25 at 11:17 pm to FAT SEXY
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adaptations shared by both Old and New World vultures include a bald head, devoid of feathers which helps prevent rotting matter from accumulating while feeding
This is exactly why I don’t have a mustache… no one needs to see how much cheese and how many olives I ate straight out of the fridge at 3am.
Posted on 6/10/25 at 11:23 pm to FAT SEXY
Yo, Bald Eagles are super carrion feeders.
Like one step below Vultures and Turkey Buzzards.
frick those ugly buzzards, I want the pretty Eagles.
‘Merica and shite
Like one step below Vultures and Turkey Buzzards.
frick those ugly buzzards, I want the pretty Eagles.
‘Merica and shite
Posted on 6/10/25 at 11:25 pm to FAT SEXY
Shout out to my Crow Murder
Posted on 6/10/25 at 11:29 pm to FAT SEXY
They can also detect gas leaks on pipelines and such. The same chemical that is responsible for attracting buzzards/vultures to decaying animals is also the additive to natural gas that gives it its odor. This was discovered by accident when vultures were repeatedly spotted circling exact areas along pipelines where leaks were occurring.
Posted on 6/10/25 at 11:30 pm to One72
quote:
Yo, Bald Eagles are super carrion feeders. Like one step below Vultures and Turkey Buzzards.
Bald Eagles - Buzzards with a good PR firm.
Posted on 6/10/25 at 11:32 pm to Telecaster
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Bald Eagles - Buzzards with a good PR firm.
Pretty much every bald eagle you've ever heard on tv or in movies was a hawk. Bald Eagles sound like pussies.
Posted on 6/10/25 at 11:35 pm to LegendInMyMind
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The same chemical that is responsible for attracting buzzards/vultures to decaying animals is also the additive to natural gas that gives it its odor.
And it’s used to denature proteins when you’re bioengineering rats with 4 assholes
Posted on 6/10/25 at 11:36 pm to LegendInMyMind
all raptors get respeck
i see them hawks circling in the sky but my murder makes sure they never touch down around my neighborhood - we protect the cottontail rabbits
i see them hawks circling in the sky but my murder makes sure they never touch down around my neighborhood - we protect the cottontail rabbits
This post was edited on 6/10/25 at 11:37 pm
Posted on 6/10/25 at 11:38 pm to FAT SEXY
I just know they show up fast and then seem to just vanish into thin air. I don’t think I’ve ever seen buzzards just chilling.
Posted on 6/10/25 at 11:41 pm to FAT SEXY
Word.
Carrion cleaners.
Thermal air riders.
Responsible with money.
Love them bois.
Carrion cleaners.
Thermal air riders.
Responsible with money.
Love them bois.
Posted on 6/10/25 at 11:42 pm to 214
quote:
all raptors get respeck
Speak for yourself.
Peregrine Falcon and I don’t care after that.
They all have talons.
Posted on 6/10/25 at 11:43 pm to One72
I'm a professional bird watcher with lifelong credentials in all 48 continental states
and i am quite literally a member of an actual Crow Murder. They all greet me every sun rise and sunset. I feed them in the winter is why
and i am quite literally a member of an actual Crow Murder. They all greet me every sun rise and sunset. I feed them in the winter is why
This post was edited on 6/10/25 at 11:45 pm
Posted on 6/10/25 at 11:43 pm to 214
quote:
do u have phD?
pizza hut Delivery from 08?
Not yet. Aspy got the last one. But I still cling to hope.
Posted on 6/10/25 at 11:45 pm to Slagathor
why cant u ever just give a straight answer tho
Posted on 6/10/25 at 11:46 pm to Slagathor
I’m in need of a fresh delivery 

Posted on 6/10/25 at 11:48 pm to Aspercel
This is why you're my favorite Aspy <3
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