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SHOUT OUT to ALL the Buzzards out there in the world.

Posted on 6/10/25 at 11:10 pm
Posted by FAT SEXY
California
Member since Jun 2020
763 posts
Posted on 6/10/25 at 11:10 pm
KUDOS to EVERY
Condor. ALL Vultures. ANY scavenging bird species really bro.

Nature's clean up crews. NO DAYS OFF. Braving the HEAT and the STREET.

The real MVPs of all time and of the universe.

Posted by dstone12
Texan
Member since Jan 2007
35803 posts
Posted on 6/10/25 at 11:13 pm to
They’re just eating.

And they’re not allowed to get shot.


Buzzard privilege.
Posted by SuperSaint
Sorting Out OT BS Since '2007'
Member since Sep 2007
145158 posts
Posted on 6/10/25 at 11:17 pm to
They piss on their legs to cool off when it’s hot.

Can’t say I haven’t thought about doing that usually around mid August
Posted by Slagathor
Makin' jokes about your teeny tiny
Member since Jul 2007
38780 posts
Posted on 6/10/25 at 11:17 pm to
quote:

adaptations shared by both Old and New World vultures include a bald head, devoid of feathers which helps prevent rotting matter from accumulating while feeding


This is exactly why I don’t have a mustache… no one needs to see how much cheese and how many olives I ate straight out of the fridge at 3am.
Posted by One72
Member since Jul 2022
1054 posts
Posted on 6/10/25 at 11:23 pm to
Yo, Bald Eagles are super carrion feeders.

Like one step below Vultures and Turkey Buzzards.

frick those ugly buzzards, I want the pretty Eagles.

‘Merica and shite
Posted by 214
Geaux Tigers
Member since Mar 2025
4033 posts
Posted on 6/10/25 at 11:25 pm to
Shout out to my Crow Murder
Posted by LegendInMyMind
Member since Apr 2019
67117 posts
Posted on 6/10/25 at 11:29 pm to
They can also detect gas leaks on pipelines and such. The same chemical that is responsible for attracting buzzards/vultures to decaying animals is also the additive to natural gas that gives it its odor. This was discovered by accident when vultures were repeatedly spotted circling exact areas along pipelines where leaks were occurring.
Posted by Telecaster
Memphis
Member since May 2017
2038 posts
Posted on 6/10/25 at 11:30 pm to
quote:

Yo, Bald Eagles are super carrion feeders. Like one step below Vultures and Turkey Buzzards.


Bald Eagles - Buzzards with a good PR firm.
Posted by LegendInMyMind
Member since Apr 2019
67117 posts
Posted on 6/10/25 at 11:32 pm to
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Bald Eagles - Buzzards with a good PR firm.

Pretty much every bald eagle you've ever heard on tv or in movies was a hawk. Bald Eagles sound like pussies.
Posted by Slagathor
Makin' jokes about your teeny tiny
Member since Jul 2007
38780 posts
Posted on 6/10/25 at 11:35 pm to
quote:

The same chemical that is responsible for attracting buzzards/vultures to decaying animals is also the additive to natural gas that gives it its odor.


And it’s used to denature proteins when you’re bioengineering rats with 4 assholes
Posted by 214
Geaux Tigers
Member since Mar 2025
4033 posts
Posted on 6/10/25 at 11:36 pm to
all raptors get respeck

i see them hawks circling in the sky but my murder makes sure they never touch down around my neighborhood - we protect the cottontail rabbits
This post was edited on 6/10/25 at 11:37 pm
Posted by gizmothepug
Louisiana
Member since Apr 2015
8133 posts
Posted on 6/10/25 at 11:38 pm to
I just know they show up fast and then seem to just vanish into thin air. I don’t think I’ve ever seen buzzards just chilling.
Posted by 214
Geaux Tigers
Member since Mar 2025
4033 posts
Posted on 6/10/25 at 11:40 pm to
Shagatron do u have phD?
Posted by Tigerlaff
FIGHTING out of the Carencro Sonic
Member since Jan 2010
21574 posts
Posted on 6/10/25 at 11:41 pm to
Word.

Carrion cleaners.

Thermal air riders.

Responsible with money.

Love them bois.
Posted by One72
Member since Jul 2022
1054 posts
Posted on 6/10/25 at 11:42 pm to
quote:

all raptors get respeck


Speak for yourself.

Peregrine Falcon and I don’t care after that.

They all have talons.
Posted by 214
Geaux Tigers
Member since Mar 2025
4033 posts
Posted on 6/10/25 at 11:43 pm to
I'm a professional bird watcher with lifelong credentials in all 48 continental states

and i am quite literally a member of an actual Crow Murder. They all greet me every sun rise and sunset. I feed them in the winter is why
This post was edited on 6/10/25 at 11:45 pm
Posted by Slagathor
Makin' jokes about your teeny tiny
Member since Jul 2007
38780 posts
Posted on 6/10/25 at 11:43 pm to
quote:

do u have phD?


pizza hut Delivery from 08?

Not yet. Aspy got the last one. But I still cling to hope.
Posted by 214
Geaux Tigers
Member since Mar 2025
4033 posts
Posted on 6/10/25 at 11:45 pm to
why cant u ever just give a straight answer tho
Posted by Aspercel
Member since Jan 2009
114401 posts
Posted on 6/10/25 at 11:46 pm to
I’m in need of a fresh delivery
Posted by 214
Geaux Tigers
Member since Mar 2025
4033 posts
Posted on 6/10/25 at 11:48 pm to
This is why you're my favorite Aspy <3
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