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Should Stadiums install Beer taps in urinals?
Posted on 12/8/16 at 8:40 am
Posted on 12/8/16 at 8:40 am
The current system is extremely inefficient. A big game...you been hammering hurricanes at Pat O's all morning and you have 2 minutes to get to a bathroom wait it in line...then get in line for a cold dome foam....by the time you get back to your seat Brees has already broken the all time record and you missed it.
Now picture this...you walk in the restroom and step up to the urinal which has a card swipe attached to the top right and 3 taps of cold beer up high. A cup dispenser near by. You can relieve yourself and refuel at the same time...2 birds with one stone...and the stadium saves money by not having to hire people to pour beers and take payment.
Now picture this...you walk in the restroom and step up to the urinal which has a card swipe attached to the top right and 3 taps of cold beer up high. A cup dispenser near by. You can relieve yourself and refuel at the same time...2 birds with one stone...and the stadium saves money by not having to hire people to pour beers and take payment.
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Posted on 12/8/16 at 8:41 am to Tiger Ryno
Think of all of the pee on that dispenser
Posted on 12/8/16 at 8:41 am to Tiger Ryno
Yeah I don't want my beer being poured in the same room people piss and shite.
Posted on 12/8/16 at 8:42 am to Tiger Ryno
Go watch the Mythbusters episode on tooth brushes. Doo doo particles. 
This post was edited on 12/8/16 at 8:43 am
Posted on 12/8/16 at 8:42 am to RJL2
Pee and poo particles floating in the room would land in that dome foam of yours. Have at it baw
This post was edited on 12/8/16 at 8:45 am
Posted on 12/8/16 at 8:43 am to Tiger Ryno
Yeah, that's what I want. Cups and drunk people pissing within 2 ft of each other.
Posted on 12/8/16 at 8:43 am to Tiger Ryno
Will they go in the stalls too? For the poppers and small weiner pissers?
Posted on 12/8/16 at 8:43 am to RJL2
The whole thing is hands free.
Posted on 12/8/16 at 8:44 am to Tiger Ryno
Hey don't stop there. There should be a nacho cheese dispenser right above the toilet paper dispenser in the stalls. Genius.
Posted on 12/8/16 at 8:44 am to Tiger Ryno
You have too much faith in people.
not only will this just bring more drunks into the stadium. Newsflash: THIS IS NOT A GOOD THING.
but it will not be long until some idiot think it would be funny to pee on the taps. which will ruin it for eternity IMO.
not only will this just bring more drunks into the stadium. Newsflash: THIS IS NOT A GOOD THING.
but it will not be long until some idiot think it would be funny to pee on the taps. which will ruin it for eternity IMO.
Posted on 12/8/16 at 8:46 am to cjared036
If somebody peed on the taps they would get a new Orleans beat down and never make it out of the bathroom we know this.it would only happen once.
Posted on 12/8/16 at 8:47 am to Tiger Ryno
You're on the right track but you've got it backwards.
What if we put drains on the floor under the concession lines so you can piss while you wait in line?
What if we put drains on the floor under the concession lines so you can piss while you wait in line?
Posted on 12/8/16 at 8:47 am to Tiger Ryno
you'd end up getting your arse whipped then still have a toilet beer
Posted on 12/8/16 at 8:49 am to Tiger Ryno
I'm sure no 19 year-old college students would ever take advantage of this...
Posted on 12/8/16 at 8:49 am to Tiger Ryno
There should be beer taps on each seat. Why put them in the bathrooms? You can just pour yourself a beer in your seat. Obviously they'd have to be turned off for the children and such..
Posted on 12/8/16 at 8:54 am to Tiger Ryno
No. We just need these but sadly our prudish puritan culture won't allow it.
Posted on 12/8/16 at 8:56 am to yellowhammer2098
Why stop there. There should be a beer waterfall that people could just dunk their cups in. Mmmmm...refreshing.
Then the Superdome could have a beer avalanche that gets dumped from high above and people just hold up their cups and get a free beer and shower.
Then the Superdome could have a beer avalanche that gets dumped from high above and people just hold up their cups and get a free beer and shower.
Posted on 12/8/16 at 8:59 am to Tiger Ryno
My man
Posted on 12/8/16 at 8:59 am to Tiger Ryno
Literally piss beer. Pretty nasty. Not to mention the vomit all over the taps.
Posted on 12/8/16 at 8:59 am to gamatt53
Nasty canned beer.
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