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re: Should I kill it with fire?
Posted on 9/6/16 at 11:02 am to KarlMalonesFlipPhone
Posted on 9/6/16 at 11:02 am to KarlMalonesFlipPhone
Get 2 jugs of raid and enjoy the suffering
Posted on 9/6/16 at 11:02 am to KarlMalonesFlipPhone
quote:
Should I kill it with fire?
Of course.
+
Works like a charm.
Posted on 9/6/16 at 11:04 am to KarlMalonesFlipPhone
WTF are you waiting for? OT would take pic, burn, take pic of carnage and then post pics. No advice needed on this one.
Posted on 9/6/16 at 11:05 am to tigeraddict
quote:yep. I see them all over.
Brown Widow....
can tel by the "spiked" egg sacks
Posted on 9/6/16 at 11:08 am to KarlMalonesFlipPhone
Can you get a picture from the other side?
If it is a brown widow, their bites aren't nearly as bad as a black widows.
If it is a brown widow, their bites aren't nearly as bad as a black widows.
Posted on 9/6/16 at 11:10 am to t00f
I'm preparing for battle at the moment
Posted on 9/6/16 at 11:11 am to chinhoyang
quote:
Eggs hatch in approximately 20 days. Female brown widows "lay about 120-150 eggs per sac and can make 20 egg sacs over a lifetime."
Time is of the essence.
Posted on 9/6/16 at 11:13 am to ColoradoAg03
I would burn that motherfricker down. 
Posted on 9/6/16 at 11:15 am to SabiDojo
Please get video of the carnage as it happens.
Posted on 9/6/16 at 11:19 am to KarlMalonesFlipPhone
I think we'll all sleep better tonight when you post a pic of the dead,charred spider corpse and eggs. 
Posted on 9/6/16 at 11:20 am to KarlMalonesFlipPhone
I get those bitches all over my house. I kill them with my fireplace lighter, then in a month or so a whole new batch moves in - I have a few of them on my back porch with webs under the window sills or in between the screens and the windows. On a couple occasions I've found some egg sacs. Threw some in a jar and hatched them once. Left them in there for several months, until only one live one remained. I then released this SuperSpider in the woods so he could breed a new generation of indestructible Brown Widows to terrorize the planet. Here was my little Jar of Death...


This post was edited on 9/6/16 at 11:21 am
Posted on 9/6/16 at 11:21 am to Chucktown_Badger
The mom was smart. As soon as I lit the wd40 she was out of there. She probably bit my arse too; she was fast, I was in flip flops. Her chirrun weren't so lucky


Posted on 9/6/16 at 11:25 am to KarlMalonesFlipPhone
Nuke it from orbit. It's the only way to be sure.
Posted on 9/6/16 at 11:42 am to KarlMalonesFlipPhone
Flame on and post video.
Be glad you never have to deal with these frickers.
Sydney funnel web.
Be glad you never have to deal with these frickers.
Sydney funnel web.
This post was edited on 9/6/16 at 11:45 am
Posted on 9/6/16 at 11:47 am to TheFonz
what in the actual frick. Thats a spider with GDCK fangs
Posted on 9/6/16 at 11:48 am to TheFonz
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Sydney funnel web
Yeah, motherfrick all that noise. Awhile back, Aus. had trouble keeping enough anti-venom in stock.
Kinda like that Samurai hornet or whatever the frick from Asia that can melt the skin off your face with one sting.
This post was edited on 9/6/16 at 11:50 am
Posted on 9/6/16 at 11:53 am to TheFonz
The Sydney Funnel Web spider looks like a bad mofo. I saw a documentary where the lesion would last years. One woman couldn't even leave her house. She couldn't stop crying on camera and it was heartbreaking to see.
Spider experts say it's unfair to blame the spider because there is no proof they are the direct cause of it, but there are hundreds of cases like hers.
Spider experts say it's unfair to blame the spider because there is no proof they are the direct cause of it, but there are hundreds of cases like hers.
Posted on 9/6/16 at 11:59 am to KarlMalonesFlipPhone
Only option. I'm sure your neighbors will agree.
Posted on 9/6/16 at 12:03 pm to KarlMalonesFlipPhone
You took to battle in flip flops?
You did not get it but you nuked the egg sacks? That spider is coming for you!
You did not get it but you nuked the egg sacks? That spider is coming for you!
Posted on 9/6/16 at 12:08 pm to SabiDojo
Only one time when I lived down there did I ever see one out of captivity. My wife's aunt had a small stone pond in her backyard with a half dozen or so of the big goldfish in it. Somehow, two funnel webs started hanging around there and managed to kill all of those damn goldfish. It was a shallow pond, so I guess they got right up to the edge and somehow got em'. She calls us out to help kill them. My brother-in-law was a firefighter, so he gets his boots, gloves, jacket, pants on (super thick material), ran a rake over each one, and when trapped under the rake he beat their fricking guts out with a metal bar. Not a scene you see every day.
The common ones you see down there are the redbacks and whitetails. They'll make you sick as a dog, unless you have a weak immune system, or are really old or an infant then they can kill you. Killed plenty of those frickers in the shed, garage, etc.
The common ones you see down there are the redbacks and whitetails. They'll make you sick as a dog, unless you have a weak immune system, or are really old or an infant then they can kill you. Killed plenty of those frickers in the shed, garage, etc.
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