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"shite happened" in a Florida trailer park this weekend
Posted on 8/26/19 at 10:51 am
Posted on 8/26/19 at 10:51 am
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Keith Mounts, 46, was arrested Saturday night on a felony aggravated assault count following a confrontation at his residence in Hudson, a Tampa suburb. According to the victim, Mounts “pointed a machete in his face after he told him to flush the toilet after using it.” The man added that Mounts threatened to “chop” him with the weapon.
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Mounts told police that he was defending himself with the machete, but could not give cops a “reason as to why he was defending himself.” Mounts subsequently “provided a written statement saying ‘shite happened,’” cops reported.
This post was edited on 8/26/19 at 10:52 am
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Posted on 8/26/19 at 10:54 am to arseinclarse
Posted on 8/26/19 at 10:59 am to arseinclarse
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pointed a machete in his face
Was the machete loaded?
Posted on 8/26/19 at 11:08 am to arseinclarse
Land O' Lakes detention center? Yum!
Posted on 8/26/19 at 11:12 am to arseinclarse
Just celebrating the Gators win in true Florida fashion.
Posted on 8/26/19 at 11:13 am to TDsngumbo
Didn’t realize Charles Manson had a brother.. 
Side note: 46??? Holy shite!!!
Side note: 46??? Holy shite!!!
This post was edited on 8/26/19 at 11:15 am
Posted on 8/26/19 at 11:14 am to arseinclarse
they need some security
Posted on 8/26/19 at 11:17 am to Demshoes
Bo Bandy's belly is goat
Posted on 8/26/19 at 11:17 am to arseinclarse
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transported to the Land O' Lakes Detention Center
WTF? Do jails in Florida have corporate naming rights or is that just a coincidence? That is some real idiocracy shite right there.
Posted on 8/26/19 at 11:18 am to arseinclarse
Wonder if it was an AR-Machete with an extra clip
Posted on 8/26/19 at 11:19 am to arseinclarse
Was this a random stranger taking a dump at Florida Man’s house? So many questions, yet don’t care if I don’t get answers.
Posted on 8/26/19 at 11:19 am to arseinclarse
People who don't flush the toilet should get chopped with a machete.
Posted on 8/26/19 at 11:30 am to arseinclarse
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Mounts “pointed a machete in his face after he told him to flush the toilet after using it.”
Posted on 8/26/19 at 12:41 pm to arseinclarse
It's Uncle Jack! I thought Walt killed him???
Posted on 8/26/19 at 12:47 pm to arseinclarse
Is this the poop knife that people use?
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