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She shouldn't have let my GenX arse do the shopping...

Posted on 10/14/18 at 9:08 pm
Posted by 19
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Posted on 10/14/18 at 9:08 pm

If she didn't want tomorrow morning to kick arse...
Posted by TigersHuskers
Nebraska
Member since Oct 2014
15523 posts
Posted on 10/14/18 at 9:09 pm to
Subtle "I have granite countertops" brag
Posted by Mr.Perfect
Louisiana
Member since Mar 2013
17615 posts
Posted on 10/14/18 at 9:09 pm to
Enjoy the diabetes
Posted by Spankum
The Sip
Member since Jan 2007
63278 posts
Posted on 10/14/18 at 9:09 pm to
Man, I used to eat the frick out of some Count Chocula!
Posted by GetBackToWork
Member since Dec 2007
6605 posts
Posted on 10/14/18 at 9:10 pm to
"Why did you buy all those, dear?!"

It's... the marsshhhmellows
Posted by 19
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Posted on 10/14/18 at 9:11 pm to

Granite?
I was told they were Kryptonite.
Posted by LSU Tigershark
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Posted on 10/14/18 at 9:11 pm to
:wasthatwrong?:
This post was edited on 10/14/18 at 9:12 pm
Posted by 19
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Posted on 10/14/18 at 9:12 pm to
Yeah, the Count is gonna be the first one cracked.
Posted by Mingo Was His NameO
Brooklyn
Member since Mar 2016
37536 posts
Posted on 10/14/18 at 9:12 pm to
quote:

Subtle "I have granite countertops" brag


Subtle "I can afford my excessive health care costs that stem from my morbid obesity" brag.
Posted by Yellerhammer5
Member since Oct 2012
11051 posts
Posted on 10/14/18 at 9:13 pm to
Don’t take your countertops for granite...
Posted by TigersHuskers
Nebraska
Member since Oct 2014
15523 posts
Posted on 10/14/18 at 9:14 pm to
quote:

Subtle "I can afford my excessive health care costs that stem from my morbid obesity" brag.



You are such a tool
Posted by 19
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Posted on 10/14/18 at 9:15 pm to
"Did you have to get all 3, Dear?"

...like I would leave a man behind.

"Noone's gonna eat that shite but you."

...so you're saying I don't need a "nonja toucha" sign?
Posted by GetBackToWork
Member since Dec 2007
6605 posts
Posted on 10/14/18 at 9:21 pm to
Made the mistake of buying my kids Froot Loops once. Ate half the box myself. In one sitting.
Posted by 19
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Posted on 10/14/18 at 9:23 pm to
Froot Loops w marshmallows are a scheduled substance, I think.
Posted by Mingo Was His NameO
Brooklyn
Member since Mar 2016
37536 posts
Posted on 10/14/18 at 9:25 pm to
quote:

You are such a tool



Cereal is for children and fatties, and parents that give their kids sugar bites are irresponsible. Sorry you look like Ralphie May

Posted by TigersHuskers
Nebraska
Member since Oct 2014
15523 posts
Posted on 10/14/18 at 9:34 pm to
Nah i don't look like that. Yea I may have a dad bod (my wife says I do) but at least I'm not in insufferable doucherocket like you are.
Posted by Tester1216
South Louisiana
Member since Jul 2018
22149 posts
Posted on 10/14/18 at 9:34 pm to
quote:

doucherocket


Posted by soccerfüt
Location: A Series of Tubes
Member since May 2013
76146 posts
Posted on 10/14/18 at 9:34 pm to
quote:

Enjoy the diabetes
Hey, Mr Perfect, you’re saying that wrong- I think it’s
Posted by Mingo Was His NameO
Brooklyn
Member since Mar 2016
37536 posts
Posted on 10/14/18 at 9:35 pm to
quote:

Yea I may have a dad bod


Code for.......











Fatass
Posted by TigersHuskers
Nebraska
Member since Oct 2014
15523 posts
Posted on 10/14/18 at 9:37 pm to
I'm 6 foot and 205. Its overweight. Not obese. Maybe someday you will grow up and realize there is more to life than looking good but still having a shitty arse personality.
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